Hollerdays

So we had hollerdays here at the house of foodchik, me here that some of you put up trees for the hollerdays, we donut do that because her a cow and her moo. And her have a fake palm tree up here all the time. And we get presinks like nip, and toys and snaks from foodchik and her foodchik and fooddude. Me call them Ant Grandma and Uncle Grandpa but her say that not right. Her no 'splain why it not right, her just talk until my hears hurt. Anyway, someone sent her a presink, it is grapefruits and oranges, these are a kind of fruit called citrisk. me hate critrisk worse than anyfing. it smelp like yuk.

Fren Bosco! Yay!

Maybe them food taste like feet when it donut be fitch?

Hi Fren Bosco,
how you? How you teef? How you foodchik?
Me fink you right everything foodchik cook smelps like feet so me fink it will tasty like feet.
have a happy day,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Hello!

Happy Chriskmisk and stuff.

Me got some emails to answer but me going to space them out some else me have no kwestions to anser.

Deer Sharkbutt,
How you? How you teeth? I heard that foodchicks and fooddudes taste things with their feet. Is this true?
Thanks,
Your friend,
Clydini

Deer Fren Clydini,
how you and your teef? Me good and me teef great. Me did not fink that foodchiks and fooddudes tasty stuff wif them feet. So me ast foodchik, though me donut no why me bothered to ask her, her not even seent her feet in years. Foodchik say no sharkbutt, foodchiks and dudes donut tasty stuff wif them feet, me fink you talking about bees or mosquitos.

So that the answer,
have a happy day,
your fren, sharkbutt

Him So Funniness!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teef? Me teef eggsellent!

Why your foodchick all freezy with the no heat all the time? Is she esquimo? Or esquimoo?

Hahahahahaha "esquimoo" hahahaha, me funnee!

yor pal,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco!
Me teef is good, and me very good. Me still laughing at esquimoo! That soooooo funniness. Me would splain it to her but her a little slow and me pretty busy.

Have a happy day,
your fren,
Sharkbutt

The cold is here

and you no her not turning on any kind of heat in here. Me finking about rubbing two sticks together but me just fink that will work me very last cold frozey nerve. Me finking about sleeping in her leather coat because it seem to keep the cows warm. ha!

Somebody asked me a question, me have a question

Dear Sharkbuck,
ow u? ow u teef? me fooddude keep talking about hollerdays and that kriskmisk is him favorite, should me give him a moust as a presink?
fanks, your friend,
Beanie

Hi Beanie,
Me great, thanks, and me teef great fanks. How you? What new? Me will confess me donut no a lot about hollerdays recept that foodchik get real loud about it. Is kriskmisk the hollerday that is about cheez? foodchik like the cheezy hollerdays. you will waste a moust giving it to your fooddude, them donut no about mousts.

what hollerday do you like? i like all the ones with fitch.
your friend, sharkbutt

Harumph

Me had to sit her down for a chat. Her maked the bed today, this happens almost as often as it snow here. So after her made the bed, me sat down to have a little lick and her hopped up on my side of the bed with her large mooey self. And yes, me want you to take a moment and picture her large mooey self hopping. Funny stuff. But me digress. We sat around and had a little talk about why her so mooey. Me fink it the tomato sauce. Me hate tomato sauce, unless it have clammies in it. Her mooeyness are rellergic to clammies and crabbies and strimps now so it all the time with the meat, the chickens and the mooey. No fitch. Maybe Santy Claws and him flying reincow will bring some to me.

The ice and the mooey

Me sat down and had a chat wif the foodchik yesterday when her was laying down and being mooey. ME lik her head, it like truth serum and it make her tell me stuff her no want anyone to no. And now me going to tell you.

Her dream job besides being me foodchik would be to be a back up dancer for Tina Turner.

Her favoritck food is refried beans and chocolate chip cookies and spaghetti and meetbombs but not all together. Her favorite drinks are icy tea, and water.

Her wisht her could lick herself. And her wants 3 more tattooks on her large mooey self. me going to try and tell her one should be a cow. then me will laff. haha

Fren Bosco!

Deer Sharkbutt,

Me haff kestion. Sometimez my foodchick puts me in her carrier, which is a big green thing she calls a car, and just wen me think we going to PIZZA parlor, we go to torcher docter instead. Why she take me to torcher docter? Me think cos she likes the one torcher docter and the pretty assistants, but she say dat not mane reezon. She say iz to keep me helthy, but me was helthy before we leff home. Why she do dat?

yor fren,

Bosco!

Deer fren Bosco, how you? how you teef? Did you have a good hollerday? Foodchik were gone, so we got fed better by the substituke foodchik. How do you like riding in the carrier? Me hate it. Me donut no why them take us to get tortured at the dokter, except to look at the eye candy. Them say it to keep you healthy, but it so you get shots and stuff. And sometimes mecidine wen we need it.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Gratitude

Foodchik made me spell it like that. Her also making me write eleventeen fings me grateful for for Fangsgiving.

1)Foodchik
2)coffee for foodchik. her not really work right wifout it.
3)Fitch. It makes my mouf smile wif happiness.
4)Big Puppy - even though her mean like a snake, her give good advice and her understand foodchik in ways I donut.
5) Heat - me grateful for it even though we donut get it much.
6) Toys - we have a lot of them. Foodchik good that way.
7) Big Stripey - him fun to play wif when him not having a mood.
8) No ice in the bed. It don't happen that much when it does, me very grateful.
9) Foodchik sweatpants - them like a batcave for cats.
10) Nip
11) Food. Me like it.

What you grateful for?

Me Got a Qwestion for Friend Bosco

Fireblossom said...
Aw, how cute. :-)

^^dat wuz me foodchick tawking, she fink cute but me fink teef, like you! How you teef, fren Sharkbutt? me teef good!

Yor pal,

Bosco!

Hi Bosco, why them think everything so cute? we talking fangs/teef. we are refrocious when we need to be. what cute about that? somebuddy called me foodchik cute the other day. her said cute my ass. me say that too. her ass like a monster. not so much wif the cute. me teef grate fanks. me glad your teef grate too.

have a happy day, your fren sharkbutt

Hollerdays!

So we have a hollerday coming up soonly. This hollerday is about teef, it's Fangsgiving. Foodchik says it about being thanksful for shtuff and peeple. Me fink it about teef. So me feeling thanksful for teef, foodchik, frens that ask me questions (hi bosco!) Fitch, not that me ever see any. Big Puppy cuz her warm sometimes, and Big stripey cuz him play wif me.

Question from fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How you teef? Me teef good!

Me foodchick cannut have melk, cos then she do the bean thing you talk about. But she drink it ennyway, and me got to deal wiv consekwenses. It donut seem fair. Me wondering, is der some connekshun between mooeyness and melk and farts?

Hi fren Bosco, Me teef good, Me glad you're teef good.
Me foodchik not reposed to have melk neither, her eat the kind that them make from beanages. It very sooprising for me to drink and by sooprising me donut mean good. Me was reading about about cows and methane gas and them make farts and them make melk. so yes, them is some connekshuns me just donut no what.

So Now What?

Her is becoming a vegetable-arian again with her large mooey self. Oh wait, what kind of noise beans make - it not moo. It probably fart.

Her Really Have Got to Be Kidding

Her took her large mooey self where fitch live this week. Them had what is called a nor'easter which makes it colder and mooier here. But fitchier there, so her didn't bring us back any fitch again. Her said her might could have drownd.

IT WAS!

oOo! Fren Sharkbutt got heeded up! Ish a mirakle!

yor fren

Bosco!

Fren Bosco,
it wash a mirakle. me couldnut beleeb it. it was so warm and nice.
Me so happiness.

Sharkbutt

YukiLeeLee FANGS!!!!

Hi fren yukileelee, fangs to you for sending your foodchik to visick. Somehow her got foodchik to turn on the heat. Like really heatty heat. It was magic!! Me are still remazed even though foodchik said her turnt it off cuz her going to cook or sumping. Me want too say 'foodchik, please, it would take about 400 more degrees for hours to get your giant mooey self cooked.'

So fang you so mutch for sending her and please send her back soonly.
your fren,
Sharkbutt

Her Make A Good Point

Lil cutie Sharkbutt, what kind of way is that to talk about the gal who takes care of you and sings to you and feeds you? It's just not right, do you think? (And yet, I'm so laffin, lol)

Hi Shay Bosco's Foodchik,
How you? How you teef? Me just call it like me see it about foodchik. Her mooey, her remit it. Her from hell, her remit that oo.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Hi Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How you teef?

Dis sound like some sort of mooful pagan ritual. is der flyink monkeys or that? me hopes you gets some heet. maybe the pagan stuff will start somefing expendable on fire.

yor pal,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco, me love questions. Me teef great fangs, how you teef?

Me donut no if it some sort of mooful pagan ritual, it mooey. Me donut no if them are flying monkeys or not, do you fink flying monkeys moo? The pagans might set sumping on fire, actually her mooey largeness might set sumping on fire because her not right in her head. and her do these hot flashy fings sometimes which make for some heat in the houst if you right up on her mooey self. but that donut last long.

Foodchik kinda from hell!
s

Again Wif the Odd

and the moooey. You not going to believe this. It not bad enough that when her clean this place her dress to scare peeples. Me tell you what her wear - a sarong (me ast her how to spelp it) which is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig giant piece of fing that her wrap around her large mooey bottom half. Then her where this thing on top on her bumps so you not got everything covered up, no what i mean? then here have this fing her tie on her head, kinda like a sarong but not quite as big. The bells start ringing her open the door and try to give peeple prunes but this niist lady gived her a lightbulb fing, me tried to ast her to resplain to foodchik how civilized people turn on the heat in a houst. But me fink her was too scared to be around the foodchiks mooey large paleness and her left. So when the bell ringed again the peeple were much shorter and did not no what prunes was so them said fang you to foodchik and went away.

Me donut understand what this all about but me hope it happen again today and that light bulb lady come by so we can riscuss heat.

I NEW FREN BOSCO WOULD NO.

Them wear sox becuz they are rebarassed that they donut got paws. That why they run like they been hit wiv a trank dart. Sometimes them wear glubs on dem hands too.

Fank fren Bosco, this resplains alot. foodchik say me are wrong when me say resplain. Her say you say re when it happening over again. me donut really fink that any kwestins we aks are asked for the 2nd or more times. So that why it resplain and not rexplain. ya no? her odd and her mooey and with the ice, and the moo.

Them Can Be So Silly Bosco

Me tried this. She thot I needed to go out. *sigh*


Hi Fren, You will have to do this many nights for weeks and weeks and weeks. And chriskmisk is coming so you could make a list and put pizza on it. Me always put heat and fitch on mine, and sometimes I get the fitch.

Me have a question for you. why them wear socks? do you know?

Fangs,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Me Love A Kwestion

Hi fren Sharkbutt, it's me, fren Bosco! How you teef? Me teefs good!

Me thinked you mite want to noe somethink. Me foodchick has picked up habit of saying "donut" a lot, insted of the hoomin mistake word "don't." I think it's becuz of us! So, me have kwestion. How me make her start saying, "Bosco, me donut noe why me nebber ordered you yor own PIZZA! before. let me go do that rite now" ?

Hi fren, Bosco! Me teef great fanks. How you teef?

Me glad you foodchik getting ready to talk rite. Foodchik doesn't remember the rite way to say stuff is donut. Making her start saying "Bosco, me donut noe why me nebber odered you yor own PIZZA, let me go do that." seems like it will be tricky so me ast big Puppy cuz her tricky and mean like a snake. Her said you got to go get a lime and put your idears under the lime when here asleep. Me really fink her donut no and is making it up someping to do with subliminals which me really think is limes in the bottom of urinals. But that what her say. Me say you should try this, when her sleeping, whipser in her hears bosco needs him own pizza, bosco needs him own pizza over again until you fall asleep. It might take a couple of nights, but you try dat.
Have a happy day your fren sharkbutt

Fren Phang Meet Fren Bosco

Hi Frens, you should meet each other because Phang you and Bosco both ask very good qwestions and Bosco nos many many fings about foodchiks. Him is a dog. Me is a cat. And Phang I donut no what you be. And that ok, me figure you not a foodchik or fooddude because you ast qwestions about a foodchik. Anyway, Bosco point out a very reportant fing about the foodchiks and coffee, if them donut have enuf, them simple, if them have too mutch, them will be all awake and mooey.

Fren Phang

Me forgot to tell you about the coffee. Them need it, else it get really ugly and them get extra mooey and stupid without it. So what me do is ask - foodchik, you have your coffee yet? And her will say, yes, sharkbutt me did, fank you for reminding me.

Me Love Kwestions

Hi Sharkbutt,
How you? Me found your blog and me so happy to have someone to answer me kwestions cuz me got lots of them. What do you feed a foodchik? Me just got one of me very own and know them not like kittens. But do you dig up worms for them to eat, or what?
Fanks,
your friend,
phang

Deer Phang,
Me great, me glad you wrote. How you? How you teef? How you like having your own foodchik? Usually you let them feed themselves, or else them get mooey. If you kills a snak you give it too them. But me lernt do not put it in them shoes, them really get loud and odd about that. So donut worry about feeding them. You might want to tell them to drink plenty of water cuz it good for them skins.
have a happy day and plese do write anytime. Me love kwestions almost as much as fitch.
your fren,
sharkbutt

Yay Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Me hopes you teefs are good.

Me fink we cood open a skool for hoomins and call it Sharkbutt and Bosco's Proper Spelping Skool. We cood teech hoomins how to spelp things without so much moo.

My foodchick made PIZZA! the other nite, but it waz Stoffers PIZZA! and it no had enuf crust and was liddle. I barely got enny. She also made chickin the nex nite but donut gimme that eether. I think if she cood spelp better she wood not be so meen sometimes. Wat do you think?

Hi Fren Bosco!!
Me teefs great, how you teef?

You no, we could open a skool for the mooey ones, and we can call it what you say or we could call it Bosco and Sharkbutt teach you how to be less mooey and more better.

Foodchik no made pizza or fitch here. Her trying to be vegetablarian again. Me fink that means her trying to heat up the houst by farting. Her have tried that before but smelps not the same as actual heats. I donut no what would make your foodchik not be so mean, but me no from me foodchik that if her eats too mutch chickens her start to get feathers and itchy. Her odd though and me fink if you just talk to your foodchik and say, foodchik, you look resturbed, what up? her might tell you and then give you pizza for being so niiiist. But helping the spelping might help the mean too, me just donut no.

Me have a question for you, why them wear de-oderant? them should wear odorant so them can smelp each other and no more stuff about each other. what you fink?

have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

1 more question - do you have a middle rinitial? foodchik do hers is H. me do too, it is J. what yours?

Yay Fren Bosco

Fireblossom said...
Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teefs? Me teef outshtandink!

What you foodchick on about? Why you donut edit this for her and make it reedable. me have noe idea what it meens cept for your clarifikations. there is nuffing about PIZZA! or fitch anywear in it! Not even pengwings.

Me go chew somefink.

yor fren,

Bosco!

Hi Bosco! Me teef rexcellent, fanks. me glad to here yours outshstandink - that means them in you mouf but happy right? foodchik say her outstanding when her out mooing around the grill.

her carry on about somping them call meditating. me call it sitting down and hushing up and fink her should do lots more of it. when her sit still like that, her much less mooey. And me told her foodchik, me fink you fink peepul read this but onliest Bosco and him foodchik read any of our mess. so why you not make it at least rinteresting? but her simple like a crayon.

Fanks for the questions, me reppreciate it,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Fren Bosco...

interstitial edema indicative of inflammation

me fink dat mean you gonna barf up a hairball!

yor fren,

Bosco

Me was gonna frow it up, but it was frozen in my throat cuz it so cold in here with the ice and the mooey.

Foodchik no get hairballs cuz like cows her have four stomiks and one of them is in charge of digesting the hair balls. Me wonder where she gets grasses to eet.

Ice

Me no it trouble when her got the ice packs on over her clothes, oh and her shiver. But do her close the windows? No! Do her turn on the heat? No! Her no even moo to keep warm wif her mooey odd self. Me said foodchik why all the time wif the ice and the mooey? her said - interstitial edema indicative of inflammation (her spelt it so me fink her making it up) her let people throw her and then her throw them. foodchik large so if her throw you me fink you would stay thrown.

Oh Her so Funny!

Her just comed back from the eyeball doctor and me have to drive the reputer because her got her eyeballs dyed later. me donut no what that mean except her wear her sunnyglasses indoors. Her camed home and said good news cats we no need a dog. Me sure dogs lovely peeple but me glad we donut need one. Big puppy would be meaner and that pretty hard to remagine cuz her mean like a snake. Foodchik fink me going to help her type her blog but her no like my spelping. so we will argue about it then her will do it herselfs. her odd and her moo. and now her walking around rindoors wif her sunnyglasses on over her seeing eyeball glasses and it so mooey me laff and laff.

Chocolate

Me not allowed to have it but me fink foodchik have a problem wif it. Her say son of a bitch there is no chocolate in this house. Her the one go to the store, if her want chocolate why her no buy herself none? Odd.

Me cannot even resplain her

Her went to where the fitch live, and her said them did not talk to her. Her donut make sense never, that's why them no talk to her. And her odd. and yep, her moo.

From Bosco, him foodchik make a very good point.

Me foodchick say she wood add dat if you on fire, donut write to post office box 911. They take weeks to respond

Qwestion

Me love a qwestion:

Hi Sharkbutt, How you? How you teef? Me have a question for you. What are the most important fings to know about foodchiks and fooddudes. Thanks, your friend Coco

Hi Coco, Me great fanks. me teef great too. How you teef? Hmm, most reportant fings to know about foodchiks and fooddudes. Well, if them catch fire, it very very bad and them need to put the fire out, you want to learn to make the phone go 911. If them not breathing good and turning blue, you want to learn to make the phone go 911. If the toilet overflowing, you needs to let the foodchik/dude know so them can make the water stop running. And if the big simple cats happen to find themselves in the fridge you need to get them out or get the foodchik to get them out. Hope this helps, if you have more qwestions, me love them.
your friend, Sharkbutt

Bosco Very Smart

Maybe the cowch sed something bad to Stripey?

Me ast him and him said no, him thought it was hiding some snacks. It only talks to him when foodchik sit on it then it groan.

Isn't It Nice to See We Having Weather

The weather is changing and big stripey is losing his mind. He run around here like him tail on fire. And him keep attacking the couch. Him big for a cat, but the couch its huge, it's like 9 foodchiks worth of huge. This why me think him losing him mind.

Her Are Persistent Though

Her did go back to where fitch live tonight, her says her no whisper this time but still no fitch. Her say maybe it cuz them back to school. Me say maybe it cuz them scared of cows.

Not the Sharpest Penquin in the Box

Her said sharkbutt, me going to visick where fitch live and see if I can whisper up some to come visick us. No fitch, me fink her maybe needed to talk louder.

Yay! a kestion from fren bosco about her strangeyness

Did her scrach the fernicher or do odder strangenesses after she ate the vitimink?

Her no do any new strangenessses after her ated the vitamink. The usual ice and the mooey, and the singing. Have me riscussed the singing? Her fink her a hopera singer. And her sing stuff like what new pussycat like them loud wimmings wif the viking hats and the metal bras and stuff. Her sure can be loud when her want. me glad mostly her not.

I New Him Would No

oOooo, fren Sharkbutt, me know dis one! Bacon are this meat stuff that foodchick fry up on a Sunday mornink sometimes. She no ever gib me it, but she pour the grease from it over my food cos she say it good for my coat. Me don't wear coats, but me eat what she gib me, hehe.

yor frend,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco, how you? how you teef? me teef good! me new you would no about the bacon. me had asked the foodchik and the way foodchik talk about it her make it sound like a mystical rexperience, like cat nip or shrimps or crabbies or the heat when it on (or so me here) or sumping.
fanks!
have a happy day, your friend,
sharkbutt

Fings

Look me could be all elaborate but it's the same deal - always with the ice and the chickens (no fitch) and the mooey.

But me have a question - what is bacon?

You not gonna believe this unless you no her

Foodchik not always pay retention to stuff, and her taked our vitaming today. Now our vitamings are tasty and livery, but them look a lot like hers, her say. So her tooked one and then her yelled YUCKKKKKK and then spitted it all over the garbage. Me laffed and laffed and the big cats laffed and laffed. Her so simple. But me will say this me no her never gived any cats her vitamings which are nasty orangeness.

Where Fitch Live an Summer

You might not no this so me tell you. Where fitch live is very busyness in the summer times, but now that it Labor day, it not going to be so busy so me fink that foodchik should go more often and walk around saying fitch come home and meet my sharkbutt and you will make him mouf smile wif happiness. Me telled her this and her say sharkbutt, me donut no if that will work and me said foodchik how you gonna no if you donut try. and her said sharkbutt you make a very good point. me will go out wif the bucket and see if me can be a fitch whisperer. Me fink that a very good fing.

Him Very Brillyink

My Fren Bosco!

Hey fren Sharkbutt! Gess wut? My foodchik's baseball men beat up the Tepid Bay Rays. The aubreyhuff hit a homedrum. So me wonderink, aren't rays a kind of fitch? Cos they prolly just laying around ded, and if you know where Tepid Bay is, you cood eat them.

yor pal,

Bosco!

Deer fren Bosco! You are most brillyink. Rays are a fitch and them lay around and play deadmentation. Me can prolly get foodchik to take a ride to tepid bay or at least down to the beach to search for them now that the tourists gone.

Me was reading wif foodchik about aubreyhuff, me think him turned into a noodlebat wif the rest of your baseball mens for a while. but me glad him hit the homerun so your dudes winned. that a good fing. our baseball mens are playing the tepid bay mens' now, me should send foodchik up there to see if them have fitch.
have a happy day, your fren, sharkbutt

Bosco!

Go, Sharkbutt! Tell dem everyfink!

Me berry sorry me tawked human-ish in my post but Mom made me do it, for the pet language impaired.

Me hope ur teefs are good!

yor fren,

Bosco!

Oh fren Bosco,
Me was just being funny when me was teasing you about spelping boring. If was to right in foodchik blog her would make me spell people-eeze too. It too dull and odd for me.

Me teefs good, fangs (me fink that supposed to be a joke, foodchik laffed wen me read it to her but her exkra simple today because of the bentadryl. her rellergic to fresh air but her cheep so her openked the winders. oh wait me digress.

so how you? how you teef? you sad at summer being over? me will miss the snaks, but maybe we will get some heat someday, maybe. me will not miss the ice if her ever stop sleeping wif it. me usually sleep on her kneeleg or her hip leg - where her put the ice? on her kneeleg or her hipsleg. her make me itch.

have a happy day fren bosco,
your fren,
sharkbutt

More Fings You Should No about Catz

Some of these bear repeting. Me just sayin'.

1) We donut like a whole bunch of noise our hears are very delicat, so shush up.

2) Take a breaf, take two. Our hears are sensitive but not fast so relax, breve, smelp then talk.

3) You fink you rinteresting, you not. Unless you catch fitch then maybe. Smelps are rinteresting, snaks are rinteresting, fitch are most rinteresting. You, not so mutch.

4) Smelps are rinteresting but me not talking about farts. Farts are just risgusting, and you fink them funny. But call me the ranimal. You simple, you odd and you moo.

5) We no you jealous because you not requipped to lick yourself and most of you are too risgusting to lick. No fur, that is gross. Me not being harsh me telling you how it is.

Ok, Ok

Me will resplain why me call her mooey. If you look at cows and how them used, them are kind of large and slow, and not real smart. Like foodchik. Cats are quick, and smart and meowy, which are different from mooey. Do you runderstand now?

Why Them Blaming the Piggies?

Swine flu song


Me find it odd that them blame the piggies for the sneezey flus.

Now with the ice packs and the pizza and

the mooey. Her always wif the mooey. Her said me should resplain what me mean about her being mooey. Her say peeple might fink me trying to be rinsulting if me no resplain. Me are trying to be rinsulting but not mean like.

Fren bosco, this was fitchless pizza so it no recited me mutch. Me not mutch wif the tomatos.

Fanks to YukiLeeLee

Me Glad Me Not a Poodle Dog

Me look at stuff like this and me shake me head. Foodchik a cow and her mooey but her do respect our dignity and runderstands that if this grooming ever went on, her would have to sleep wif one mooey eye open. There would be big trouble.

siiiiiigh

her all with the ice and the mooey and chickens. No fitch, just chickens. I donut no what else to say.

Bosco you are a good fren

To give me kwestions to rite about.

Pengwings are weird! They r like snax excep they live in a big freezer and can't fly! Finally they get so cornfused that they think they is fitch themselfs and jump in the ocean to commit pengwing suicide. Weird, right??!

yor pal,

Bosco

Bosco,
how you? How you teef? you rite, them pengwings are very weird and yes, them are very mutch like snax recept them run around and fall down, not too many snaks do that. that more like a food chik fing. And yeah, what wif the pengwing sewercide, foodchik remuse herself by saying sewercide wood smelp bad. me donut no what her mean wif her mooing odd selfs.

Hi fren Bosco

Fanks, Sharkbutt! me new me cood ask you! At first I thot foodchik say aubreyhuff was an Oreo, but now I get it, he were a snak! And yes, some man wif billions of PIZZAs owns the baseball men here. Me fink he lib in a howze made entirely of PIZZA! Foodchick say, Bosco, I donut fink dats rite, but me not so shore.

Hi Bosco, the peeple who own the baseball team that foodchik likes maked their money in the ship business, ships go where fitch live so me wonder if maybe these guys have houses made out of fitch and how do we get there? Ha!

Fings Foodchiks and Fooddudes Donut No About Cats

1) We like it quiet, so shush your mouf. Walk quiet, talk quiet and be quiet and we will get along good.

2) If you take fitch oil for your heart give us some. If you donut take it for your heart, give us some.

3) Donut wonder what we finking, we finking about food.

4) If we headbutts you, we want pets. We donut want to be dressed up in close or a hat, or some kind of simple reincow antlers at chriksmas or nuffin. We want pets.

5) When we finking about food sometimes we finking about snaks on the hoof, mostly we finking about a whole fitch and how to get it to come to our houst.

Me Love a Kestion!!!

Me haff kestion. Me foodchick all happy cos our baseball men got an aubreyhuff. What is an aubreyhuff? Foodchick say our baseball men's bats are made of soggy noodelz. How can a bat be made of noodelz? I thot they live in caves and fly around at nite? Anyway, she seem to think an aubreyhuff will help. Me only watch the baseball cos they haff lots of PIZZA! ads and me are hoping her Foodchickness will order us one!

Hi Fren Bosco,
a aubreyhuff sound like a really rinteresting baseball man, him was a oriole which are a kind of snak, now him a tiger which are a kind of cat, like the anti-snak. (foodchik says her could be a good woman or her could be the anti-krisk - me fink that just mean her mooey, but we new that) so him really rinteresting, me donut fink him a bat or a soggy nooodel. but me fink him will help your baseball mens to do better battsing. Is not your team owned by the pizza domino dude? me fink you should get free pizzas for watching them soggy noodel stuff.

Him Smart

Hi fren Sharkbutt!! How u teefs? Me teef great fanks.

How come it say you r three in yor profile? Her no go chop chop greesed litening do she, wen it comes to updatink dat?

I think she no get more catlets, and eben if she doo, they wood not be you. Maybe u cood eben boss them around hahahaha! I just wurry that yor foodchick will bring home a whole iceberg full of pengwings and they will take over wif they flightless selfs. Dat not be good.

yor frend,

Bosco!!!

Hi fren Bosco, How you doin' fren? Me good.
And me teef grate fanks. It say me are free in my profile because foodchik are a little speshul. Her no chop chop greesed litening about nuffin unless there a bug running on her.

Me had talked to her and her said, Sharkbutt we not getting any new catlets you still the baby shark. And sharks eet pengwings so me not need to worry.

Have a happy day, and tell your foodchik, hello for us.
your friend, sharkbutt

Me Are Going to be 5

And it scary for me, foodchik promisked me that her would not get any new cats until me is 5 and now me going to be 5 years old and me refraid that her will get another cat in here to compete wif me and the big cats and her large pengwing largeness for fitch.

Her will no that me are rupset and then her will say sharkbutt, you look recerned, what the matter? And me will tell her and her might tell me sharkbutt, it all right, me not getting renother catlet and her might tell me, sharkbutt haha, me getting two renother catlets.

Me will tell you what her say. Even though her moo!

Hmm, me fink him on to somping

You are not a pengwing cos you don't like it cold like a meat locker, like your foodchick does!

Maybe SHE a pengwing? With her ice bags n such?

Fren Bosco, you are brilliank. Her could be a pengwing, but her no have feathers. Maybe her like chi-wow-wows are for dogs - not haired up. Hmmm, me will definitely have to check into this. Her could definitely be somekind of oddness like dat.

It Back

it had went away on recation, now it back and it moo. It smelp like it been around a lot of kids. Hahahaha.

Me Are Not

A pengwing, big cats say me are! Me a cat!

Sometime her Ok

When we was going to bed last night and her was all wif the fan and the ice and the cold and the mooey, her said, Sharkbutt you look distrubbed, what are the matter? And me said foodchik, you making this like a penguing refuge and me refraid them will move here and them will hog all of the fitch. Her said Sharkbutt me understand you are reserned but me not making a penguing refuge, me making a cat and foodchik refuge no penguings. Me said that good foodchik me relieveded. But how do we get some fitch? And her said Sharkbutt, big Stripey cannot have fitch recept every onst in a while as a treat so me no get it for any of ust even me. You know that me been eating the other white meet lately. and it true her no have fitch since the last time we had fitch for big Puppies birfday date. Then her reminded me, Sharkbutt your birfday is next and we will have fitch in a couple of weeks and maybe we could even scare up a skrimp or some crabbies.

Me do love my moooooey chik.

Oh Good We Back to Ice Packs

Me have told you about the ice befores, but me swear now it like her trying to make her own air crunditioning. Her have this fan that blow right on her large selfs when her resleep and now her mooing self have it on and ice packs on and her trying to make like where penguins live so that me can have what? more competitions for the fitch that we never have in this house. Yes me are cranky and me teef itch.

Fanks

Thanks for clearing that up, lil Sharkbutt! :-)

Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
Me live for clarity. Ok, me lie, me live for fitch.

Foodchik suggested that me give some random free floating advice, so me will.

Donut pee on the relectric fence.

You also donut want to smoke in bed.

And please, tip your hardworking waiters and waitresses, me hear until Truesday, try the veal. (me want to say try the fitch but them are pushing the veals)

Her Make A Good Point

Hi there lil cutie Sharkbutt! Erm...I hate to point it out, but aren't YOU a revice columnist?

xoxox

ShayBoscosfoodchick

Hi ShayBoscosfoodchick, Yes, me are a revice columnist but me not doing revice in da fitch wrapper. Me on the reputer, it a big difference. that me story and me stick to it.

Her Talk At Herself

did me perhaps mentions this before? Her very chatful wif herself. Her no say mutch that make sense. Sometime her talk to the paper fing her read, her call it a fitch wrapper. Like there ever any fitch in this house. Her mostly read about baseballs, oh and revice column stuff. Me fink the people that do the revice columns are a little nuts or somping. Or they just like to mess wif people. Me tell you what, her a foul mouth relic and a cow and her moo.

Me New Me Could Count on Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt, how you teefs? Me teefs great! Me want to know if you ever do cat poo in weerd places.

Me alzo want to noe if your foodchick rilly moo and wen did she start mooink? Was she frighted by a cow or somefink? me foodchik donut moo, but she sometimez finks she is janiz joplin. That sort of like mooink, if the cow stepped on a rock or somefink.

yor fren

Bosco!

Hi Bosco, Me knewed you would no. My teefs very fine fanks.

Me donut do cat poo in weerd places, just the box. Recept if you count on this weerd fing her using to try and get the dumb ones to use the toilet to poo. That really weerd. One time wen her was away big stripey got mad and pooed in her bed. her were not remused. at all. hahahhahahaha.
Foodchik always did moo, as long as me knew her. Big puppy said me coming to live here maked her moo, but that is lies. Sometimes me foodchik fink herself like Joan Jett or sumping. which are cool and not moooeey recept it foodchik and her make eerything mooey. Do you ever poo in weerd places? Me fink it would be odd to poo rupside down.
have a happy day,
your fren sharkbutt

Me Have More Kwestions

and donut fink me no rexpect answers, you donut want me to make them up meself. Then I will tell fings about foodchiks and fooddudes you donut want many peeple to no. Capische?! We been watchhing too mutch Sopranos wif foodchik.

so my nudder kwestion - what up wif this flashy hot stuff? it resane. and it make her even mooier if you can rimagine that.

how come you farts smelp so bad? her ast me this all the time about me farts so me turning it around on you peeples. hahahahahah. me funny.

Me Have Kwestions for You and Your Foodchik and Fooddudes

What it mean when them tell peeple - no me cannot do that wifout coffee? Or as long as her pet me do I care?

What are ptomaine flavored ass? That what foodchik says our relicious food smelp like. Does it mean relicious food made of fitch and parts?

What are the deal wif moisturizizers? and why them smelp so good but taste yuk?

Do only me foodchik do this or do your foodchiks and dudes do this? We take vitamings, her take vitamings, I donut no what hers tasty like but ours tasty like fitch and liver and stuff. Sometimes her takes our vitaming by mistake and say a lot of bad words and spits, a lot. Her chew them. What you fink up wif that, except maybe her a little simple in the head?

Fanks, your fren, Sharkbutt

Her did it again

Her went to wear fitch live and din't bring me any. But ha, last laugh on me, a bird poooed on her. Hahahahhahahahah! Me laugh, her got pooed on. cow.

Kestion from Frens ShayBoscosFoodchik

Can you use Big Puppy's credit card and buy a tub or three of Bazkin Robbinz?

Hi fren Sharkbutt, itsh Bosco! How you teef? Me teef eggsellent fank you. Me foodchick not cookink lately OR orderink PIZZA! Me shtarve. *shtarve shatarve*

(cept for the busybones I get two of ebery day. cept for them me shtarve)

Sharkbutt, how me get foodchick to cook or order PIZZA! again? She libbing on coffee and terriblevision.

yor frend,

Bosco

Hi fren bosco and shayboscos foodchik,
how you?
Me teef eggscellent, too, fanks. Me sorry you shtarving, this is not good. when my foodchik shtarving us and not cooking or making fitch me will sit on her head and lick her and say foodchik me worried, her will say Sharkbutt, you look worried, why you worried, and me will want to say because you shtarving us you moooey loon, but me will really say foodchik, me notice you not eating or cooking fitch, and you forgetting to get pizza for ust and it you favorick. Her will say sharkbutt you are right, we need pizza and then, her will get it.

Oh and big puppies credick card respired so the side of tunee fitch me ordered didn't come. Me sad, big cats sad. Is a busybone like catnip for dog persons? me not up to speed on snackmentation recept for cats and what foodchik like, that runs to hotpeppers and buffalos.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Me Hate Citrisk Fruiks

Her are playing wif lemings and limezes and stuff, and avocados which are ok. Me like a little taste of avocados, me donut like the citrisk fruiks at all. They smelp yuk. and her moo.

Me are trying to get her to fetch ice cream for us. But her not getting the message. Her really are not the sharpest penguin in the box.

Peopull are odd

and them moo. Like cows. Odd, oddness. Not cows, peopulls. Foodchik are in a state lately me donut no why, but her are spending relot of time doing aikido. me donut like it because her cannot do it wif me. This are some of the stuff them do. Foodchik are large like a truck or boat. So picture that.


Skip Chapman Sensei

Me Are Happiness

Her opened the windows and turned the rare conditioning off. So me can see and smelp the tweets. Me donut mind seeing the grass on tv when we watch the baseballs but me like it better when me can smelp it.

me love kwestions respecially from fren bosco

me noes, wen they gots good point, it are annoyingness.

me have nebber been to where fitch stay before they are dinner. is it like a big can or somfink?

me foodschick are in lub again, this time wif lady who squish peeple with her hands. duzent your foodchick squish peeple with her hands, too?

me hopes you teef is goot and dat you is good. me teefs are much the goodness too.

yor frend,

Bosco!

hi fren how you? how you teef?
fitch live in the water before them live in the cans, where foodchik go is usually salty water where your tunee fitch live, sumtimes her go to the fretch water where the salmons and stuff live.

that gud you foodchik in lub again, my foodchik do sometimes squish peeples wif her hands, and mostly her a evil minion. and a cow and her moo.

do you like these fireworks fings? me no like them loudness but the lights are pretty.

have a happy day, your fren sharkbutt

Me Back

Me could say the usually stuff about foodchik odd and her moo. But me are so mad at her me could spit, her was at the place where fitch live so many times and her no bringed me any. No fitch, none, not even from a can. Me ast her why her so mean and mooeey that her no bring homed any fitch, and her said, me donut no how to catch them, me can barely catch you when it time to go to see ant doctor kelly, so why you fink me smark enuf to catch you a fitch?

Her make a good point, that why me mad.

6 fings that make me happy

This fing have rules, me donut no what they are, and me donut care, me a cat.
If you have 6 fings that make you happy and a blog, write about them, if you donut, ok, not like me will read them.

1) Fitch, me love fitch, it make me mouf smile.

2) Blueberry muffins, them make me mouf smile too.

3) Foodchik, even tho her a cow and her moo.

4) Baseballs.

5) having big cats to play wif.

6) spring - me just like it.

Shhhh

donut tell her but me rescaped a little bit. It just smelped so niiist and springy and snackish outside that me had to get some air. So her had the door opent to get somping off the fitch cooker fing that was not fitch and me taked a little walk. Big stripey was mad cuz him donut go too, but him helped me to open the door and get back in the houst.

So Perhaps Me Have Mentioned

Her odd. Me sitting on one of her laps, and the reputer is sitting on the other. We is listening to where fitch live (Foodchik: a/k/a ocean noises, Sharkbutt: them not mooey, them no what we listening to) and her smelp like where fitch live cuz her were there earlierer today and her feet visited their salty water. Me wish and wish and wish her would catch a fitch but me no her not really quite smart enuf for that, cuz her all mooey and everyone nos cows eet grass, not fitch.

Kewestion from Bosco!

Me loves kewestions from Bosco, him so rinteresting and smart and him no foodchiks so odd.
Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How u teef? Me foodchick no got to go to the salt mind today, she park her butt at home all day hooray! Then tomorrowness, she go wif odder foodchick and they are celeberating bof they barfdays.

Me foodchick made PIZZA! two daze ago, but was only Red Baron singles, so they werent muchness for me, but some. You wood love it here lately, she been making lots of fitch, she going to start growing scales and fins and swim down the drain. She always put this gunk called Retarded Sauce on her fitch, it is this goo with pickles and mayo and stuff, she say it go wif fitch, I dont noe, she dun share the fitch OR the Retarded Sause. Sharkbutt, why is hoomin beans so strange and do strange fings?

Hi fren Bosco!@!!! How you? How you teef? YOu food chik have a lotta many birfdays like mines does her are eleventeen and firty sixt or someping. Her odd and her mood. Food chik make stuff tartar sometimes but it usually mistake then we get to eet it because her say shit this still is mooing, like her do. Hey you let me no if your foodchik start growing scales and fins and swimking, because if her do me will have to take it easier on the fitch. Fren Bosco, me not sure why them so very odd and do such strange fings. maybe just to remuse us.
have a happy day, your friend sharkbutt.

From ShayBoscosFoodchik and Bosco

The stacked eyes are quite surreal, Lil Sharkbutt! Mwahs to you and your foodchick!

PS frum Bosco:

Hi itsh me Bosco! How u teefs? me sad cos me miss the Queen. She were always to be playink wif me even tho she were oldish.

luv,

Bosco!

Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
Stacked eyeballs make her look kinda like a fitch, that why me like her. Mwahs to you and you Bosco too.

Hi Bosco,
ME good, me teef good too. Me very sorry about you Queen fren, it very sadliest much. Foodchik play wif me even tho her oldish.

Do you do anyfing for the hollerday? We just hang out and wait for foodchik to holler at ust.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Releven Rinteresting Fings About Me and Foodchik

This will be rinterestng, foodchik going to write releven rinteresting fings about me and them going to write releven rinteresting fings about her, recept her not that rinteresting. Please rescuse her spelping, her donut no any better.

11 Interesting things about Sharkbutt

1) When he was a kitten, him and his brothers were named after the Marx brothers, Sharkbutt's name was Groucho.

2) He wakes me up every morning as the sun starts to rise. About the middle of June this gets a little ugly (4am). But I often oversleep in December. (7am)

3) His favorite foods are blueberry muffins and yogurt, oh and fish (fitch).

4) Sharkbutt's favorite baseball player is Johnny Damon.

5)He's a fairly aggressive groomer and will chase the big cats down to give them a lick right between the eyes.

6) Sharkbutt still chases his tail.

7)Sometimes he sleeps on top of the hot water heater to keep warm.

8) He will watch baseball with me but doesn't seem to enjoy it.

9) Sharkbutt is just as sweet as he looks.

10)He will bring his water dish to me in his mouth when it needs filling.

11) Sharkbutt aspires to be a personal trainer for foodchicks and fooddudes.

11 Rinteresting fings about foodchik even though her are probably only interesting enough for 4 fings.

1 - Her a cow and her moo.

2- Her are a bad cook.

3- Her are robsessed wif reading.

4- see this are 4 fings and her not rinteresting. Ok her are tall, but me a cat all of you are tall.

5- Her favorick food is chicken.

6-Her will eet it wif her 2nd favorick food which are granola.

7- Me fink her would grow grass too so her could eet it cuz her a cow and her moo.

8-Yes now me just making up stuff because her not that rinteresting like me telled you already. ok, her hair are a lotta many colors.

9- Her have a lot of shoes, but not as many feets as me. Weird.

10- Her eyes are so close together them sometimes look stacked one on top of another one.

11- It's a damn good fing her no break this reputer when her put more memory in ick. fool.

Kwestion, Me Love Kwestions

Deer sharkbutt,
hi, how you? how you teef? me likes your riting. Did you lern to be funny from your foodchik, her seem kind of funny too. What kind of stuff her like? What her say that make you laff?
Me trying to lern about foodchiks so I can get me one.
Your friend,
May-z

Deer May-z,
Hi, me good fanks, and me teef are great. How you? me glad you likes me riting. Me just are funny, like foodchik just are mooey. Fings foodchik like - her like reputers, cuz her always hogging it so me canot rite as much as me like. her like shoes, me donut no why her like shoes. her like to drink fings, water, coldy tea, coffee and dieck soda. though her not drink dieck soda aroun us too much anymore. Big Puppy smelped it and her made a sneeze in it. And foodchik got all loud and sayin' yuck, i donut beleeb you made a sneeze in my drink. you got cat snot in my drink. her carried on so much me finked her was going to hyperventilate. Hmmm, her no say too much that make me laugh. recept if big puppy is frowing up her will say pleeze big puppy donut frow up on the rug. big puppy frow up on the rug anyway cuz her mean like a snake.

when you shopping for foodchik you want to fink do i wanna foodchik that have other cats or dogs or fitch? (if you a cat, you want fitch) or kids. kids can be fun. but if you teach them stuff like licking the furniture the foodchik will get rupset because that them job I guess.

Hope this helps you find you a foodchik or fooddude, them are nice too.
have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

From Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt, itsh me Bosco! How u teef? me teefs gud. But i wanted to tell you that the Queen is ill. Our foodchick worried for her, she not eeting and she moves like foodchick do after a round of tennis, which she dun ever play. So foodchik feedink her toast cos her eet the toast. Please fink good thots for Queen Molly, k?

yor pal,

Bosco

Hi fren Bosco and ShayBoscos foodchik,
me sorry to hear that you queen is ill and you are worrying. Me will make foodchik send the queen reiki which is like praying in tibetan wif a japanese accident me fink. anyway, her good at it. we will all fink good foughts for you queen.
your fren,
sharkbutt

Her are rinteresting

Me perhaps have mentioned that before, and her odd. Me no me mentioned that before. So her hang out with some monk men. And them chant and then her come home here and chant and it sound, well, it sound scary. Like her going to attack Tokyo or something. Odd.

From UB

I think she meant Yak Skiing or Yak Treking not Kayaking.

Yak Skiing
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4644933.stm

Yak Treking
http://thegoat.backcountry.com/2008/02/19/apline-ascents-yaktastic-alaskan-tours/

UB

HI UB, how you teef? You could be right, me no her just camed back from hanging out wif those monk men, them like the yak butter tea. Now her saying to big stripey, no yak on the coaster. Me don't know what that mean but me fink her referring to him frowing up. It like him hobby. Him pretty mooey too.

Kwestion Me Love Kwestions

Hi Sharkbutt! How u teef? Me teef gud. me haff qwestion. Does you like sprink cos there are lots more snacks flying around?

Hi Fren Bosco,
Yes, me loves it for the snaks being around and for the warm being around and for the baseballs on tv and the foodchik making fitch on the outside fitch cooker fing. Foodchik says we working on gratitude, me fink her working on mooing.

Fank you fireblossom...

Fireblossom said...
That last is SO unfair, lil Sharkbutt!

Me no, it really unfair. Sometime when it are warmer out (not like at this houst when it not ever warmer because her a cow and her moo) her will go out in a kayak. Me donut know what this is, but her somehow use her use it to end up in the water with the fitch. But no, just comes home all smelping like her been swimming with tasty fitch morsels Fitch on the fin smelp like wet chickens kinda. her mooish wif her cow self.

More Fings

Her will often wear a hoodie and a sarong wrapped around her shape, it make her look resane, which her say are the point.

Oh and her wear baseball hats a lot, me fink a lot of her people do that.

Her will go wear fitch live, and even fall in the water and smelp like fitch but no bring any home.

Fings

me no about me foodchik, that you donut. But me goin to tell you so you will no too.

1) me was going to say her a cow and her moo, but me say that all the time so if you read you no.

2) her sing very very badliest loud. it sound like dogz fighting in a tin can.

3) her pet good. her repparently gode to skool for to lern it.

4) her fink her funny, her not. on a good day her kinda mildly remusing. but that about it.

Bosco, you are brillyink

Hi Sharkbutt, how u teefs? My teefs gud!

It donut moo cos they heads fall off when they get cooked. No head, no moo.

Me fink eberyone shood have PIZZA! for beaster.

yor frend,

BOSCO!

Hi Bosco, me teef great fanks, me glad yours is good too.

i should have noed you would no about why the cow no moo when it get cooked, no head no moo, no head no hears so them no can hear you sneakup on them to cook them.

Me regree eberyone should have pizza for beaster but then we can call it pizzster. what you fink? me fink pizza so relicious it deserve it own hollerday, like fitch.
have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbuttocks

Happy Easters

Me fink it should be called beaster because foodchik makes roast beast. But whatever, somebody telled me that roast beast is actually cow, but it donut moo. How odd.

Fanks to Shay Bosco's Foodchik

Fanks to her, me winned another reward for me blog which is much more betterester than foodchik blog, her a cow and her moo.







the blogger who receives this award believes in the tao of the zombie chicken - excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. these amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. as a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all…

So me nominating these ones because me likes them very mutch...

Tiger and Lucy's Foodchik
Shazza
Shay Boscos Foodchiks Nudder Blog

Me Neew that Fren Bosco would No

Him make very good point that perhaps foodchik are goofy. and of course, her very goofy and odd, and mooish. But her went to the store on slatternday which her hates to go to the store on slatternday and got us a blueberry muffin so maybe her not so bad... just goofy. Fanks fren, Bosco, me teef great!

Hi, itsh yor fren Bosco! How u teef? Me teef gud!

Me foodchick sing to me, too, she sing "My Guy" to me. She sing "Molly Oop" to Queen Molly. She say it were a song by the Hollywood Argyles. She sing, "She sho iz hip, ain't she?" me fink is for too reezins...1.cos she all goofy over us, and 2. she just genrally goofy. Maybe you foodchick the same?

yor frend

Bosco!

Why?

Me donut unnerstand much about the foodchik and how that mess that her call a mind work, so me going to ask you that read this here if you can resplain why my foodchik might do what her do some of the time?

1) do her snorp?
2) do her sing in a loud opera lady voice What New Pussy Cat when her come home from werk?
3) do her put oranges smelping stuff on her face?
4) are her hair so many colors?
5) do her sleep wif ice so mutch?

Fank you if you can answer these or even give me some ideas, this make me very curiousness.

From Fren Bosco!!!

Hi Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How yu teefs?

We all like baseballs, too! Foodchick hate the Minnysoda Twins, cos our team play dem like 50,000 times a week and they boring! They play inside a trash bag without even any PIZZA! inside, and the whole team is just a firs baseman, a cacher, and 23 middle indfielders named hay-soos. They stoopid

Hi Fren Bosco,
how you? How you teef? Foodchik are xtry odd tonight, her maked beans that were fryd and fryd again me fink them smelped tasty and me want to tasty them. And her said CATS! No tasty my beanages, the farts will blow up our houst. Her so greedy, her no share beanys. Like her farts won't blow yup the houst.

Baseballs is great, it nice if you wanna nap, and it nice if you no wanna nap. Them Minnysodas sound odd to be playing in a trash bag. Me chew on trash bags. Foodchik fink me odd, but them tasty.

have a happy day,
your friend
Sharkbutt

Her are a cow and her moo

So her have to take this stuff for her heart (me no fink her have one but whatever), it called niacin and it make her fat not sticky or somping, her fat stick to her pretty good though but me digress. anyway, her usually resleep when this stuff kick in and turn her redness and when her resleep. her usually under the covers so me donut have to see her large red self. well then her waked up glowing in the dark, me fink it burnt me eyeballs.

so her a cow and her moo.

but happiness is that baseballs is on. we all like baseballs.

Hi

Happy Spring to you, me know it not for a couple of daze yet but tomorrow is the last day of winter so that's spring enough for me. You no why them call it spring? because all the snacks are outside springing about waiting to land in my mouf.

Me have a joke for you -

What Irish and come out in Spring time?

Patio Furniture.

Me liked it, foodchik telled me it. It not as funny as her think it was but her kinda slow.

Oh boy

Me perhaps have mentioned this, foodchik are kind of a clutz. And her falled down on her buttocks and me not sure what her did but we had to sleep wif ice. again. it cold here. her could go play in the snow and not have ices in bed. her a loon. and her moo.

Me Winned

ShayBoscosFoodchik said me winned so me winned. Foodchik say me should nominate other blogs to winned but of course, me no read blogs; them silly. So me might ask foodchik to nominate them, but her all mooey and mean cuz her no winned only me. hahaha.

This are very smartness

FROM BOSCO my frend:> My foodchick hates golp. She say golpers are worser than jehoba's witneshes.

Nebber ashk to go out, (if you a dog), wen foodchick in kitchen, cos den der mite be PIZZA! and me noe want to mish PIZZA! Me wait to ashk wen foodchik all under blanket and still on couch or bedd. Wen her eyeballs almosht closed, den me noe der no PIZZA! comink and ish safe to ashk to go out. Rite now rite now, me got to go!!!!Hahahahaha! Me lern the bad werds then hehe


Me lernt bad werds too when me nose sneezed on foodchik pizza. hahahaha.

Fren Bosco this one for you

No what me lernt? Me fren Bosco keep telling me about pizzas and foodchik finally buyed us a pizzas the other night. Me tried some of it cheesy reliciousness, and it made my mouf so happy that me nose sneezed. Then me got to have all of the pizza and did not have to share it wif foodchik.

Bosco me no'd that you needed to no this soonliest much. have a happy day your friend, sharkbutt

Fings cats and dogs know about foodchiks and fooddudes

1) Them fink them no how to spellp everything right, and everyfing is only spellt one way.

2) Them smelp like burning mulch but taste like chickens.

3) Them no have mutch fur because them no groom properly.

4) Them good at using them thums to catch foods.

5) Me fink this this funniest fing about them them make tv to watch pets and ranimals do stuff. And sombuddy are paying peeples to play golfs on tv and them watch that. first time me seent that me peed on food chik head a little bit from laffing.

Anybody have any more?

From fren Bosco

Hi Sharkbutt! How you teef? Me teef great!

Me foodchick off for too weeks, and me making her frow my toy ALL the time. Her arm mite fall off.

Me no have ever eaten a cat head. It sounds frow uppy. Queen Molly did catch a tree rat once.

Please dont let anyone eet yor head. You my frend.

yor frend,

Bosco!

Hi Bosco,
Me teef great fanks and me glad you teef great.

That cool you foodchik off for too weeks. If me foodchik was off for too weeks we might get some heats. (hope do sprink eternal). Me happy you foodchik frowing your toy for you. Mine would frow it at me but her a not good frower recept maybe for up.

Me donut fink eating a cat head would be good, it would be frowuppy, them are teef in it. me no fink teef would be easy to digest since teef are so strongness and stuff.

Me not gonna let anybuddy eet me head, me barely even let anyone lick it.

So fren Bosco, what do you know about this snow stuff? Me have seent it. But me never smelped it. What it like?

have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Her moo!

There are some cat that come around here and smelp my windows. Big Stripey wants to go outside and eat him. Me say big Stripey if you eat him you will frow up, him wearing even more fur for a furball than you do. him said sharkbutt me know you right but me still want to eat him. Maybe me could just eat him head.

Me tell you what me not remused by

somebuddy sent her boxes of noranges, did me mention me hate citrisk fruik? onliesnt fruik me like is blueberries. her is eating all kind of noranges and me refraid them going to make her farts. much worse than mooing.

Delishous gloriousk heat

me love heat. her must not no the fixer dudes turned it up, shhhh, donut tell her. it be our secrets, ok?

Her Crazy nuts

You no me would rather walk on me lips than criticize the foodchik. But her had guys here who will be doing loudness soonliest to make the heat work again. (yes, me no it only work if her turn it on and her donut as a rule turn it on) after them camed and talked about money to her, her was grumbling and muttering cats! you going to have to wurk. Me do wurk. Do her fink grooming her not wurk? Me way 11 lbs and have plenty of me to lick her way ninety eleventeen and hundreds and are a giant, me don't wurk? Me will swat her in her pointy largeness head. Me tell you what, if me was paying munny to live here that heat would wurk, all the time. not just when her pretend to make it warm in here. Her are sooooo mooooey me could spit. Me gonna walk around here like her grummling to myself and muttering. wurk, i'll show her wurk her can groom her own big selfs. moooing cow.

Oh Boy

Her braked the heat. Yes, me funny because her no really use the heat so to say her braked it is not right. But the heat man came out to do maintenance on the heat and him said to foodchik look at this crak by the burners. You cannot have this too long cuz your carbon reoxide will get too high and that are bad for you and the catz. Her said fank you for telling me and now some guys coming tomorrow to tell her how mutch new heat will be.

Hey UB

Happy Birthday to you! You are many olds, but not as many as foodchik. hahahaha.

Her Back

and so me back, her turned the reputer back on. Me not remused wif her though, her bringed me a picture of fitch. What me going to do wif a picture of fitch? Her a crazy lunachick.

Me Love a Question

What are jehoba's witneshes? wut did they witnesh dat make dem come to the door about it and make me foodchick nutso? Dey make ME nutso too, cos dey just tawk n tawk n not whip out some PIZZA! from a bag like da good delibery peeple do. Also, dey wear funnee hats. I fink it make them branes get weird. Me bark at dem. But wut are they? Ish they frum space?

yor frend,

Bosco

Hi Friend Bosco, me misseded you on the reputer when foodchik no have it working. Me donut no what jehoba's witnesses are, but me donut fink them no how to keep walking past your fronk door and not nock. Me donut no what them might have witlessed, but it kinda reffected them wif the door nocking and stuff. Them could be from space, them not from pizza place though.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Fixed Up Now

Foodchik effed up the reputer connections and we couldn't use it. Her spenteded a lot of time on the phone with some people her called fools from rerizon. Me fink her was talking to someone named Rincompetent Fool. Me donut know if it a family business or what. So me will quicky fill you in on what new. Foodchik are odd, her moo. Oh that not new. We gotted cat grass from aunt grandma and grandpa for chriskmas. foodchik growed it up for us and it tasty, tastyness. But it make the big cats hurl. Hurling regainst me religion so me donut do it.

So me ready to take questions if you got them.

I Guess Me Might

have gone a little too far. Foodchik had fitch for dinner the other night. Flounder, me could tell from her breath. So when her was snorping me looked in her mouse for it and scratched her nose by raccident. Me felt kinda bad. Almost.

Cold, cold cold cold

Me may have mentioned that her keep it cold enough in here to hang meat. Her also have ice paks on her chests and back and all over. So it cold and her wearing frozen stuff. Her odd, her a cow and her moo and me have to go back under the bed now where it warm kinda. Not really. Me so cold the butt is going to freeze off me shark.

Yay Question from Fren Bosco

What are jehoba's witneshes? wut did they witnesh dat make dem come to the door about it and make me foodchick nutso? Dey make ME nutso too, cos dey just tawk n tawk n not whip out some PIZZA! from a bag like da good delibery peeple do. Also, dey wear funnee hats. I fink it make them branes get weird. Me bark at dem. But wut are they? Ish they frum space?

yor frend,

Bosco!

Deer Bosco,
That a good question me donut no what them deal is. Me do no that when them knock on foodchik door her will only open it if her wearing only her sports bra and her sarong, her say is the bestest way to show her maximum scariness fat. and it show most of her tattooses and stuff. So this times of year her will not open the door because it too cold. her only everest opens the door for the Brown truck people because them bring us snaks and that's how the mouses get in for me to play wif.
have a happy day,
your friend sharkbutt

ps- me donut no if them from space, me asked foodchik her said no her fink them just take up space. that make senses.

Hi

Me not have a whole lotta mutch to say because me busy keeping warms. You may say to your self, hmmm self me wonders why sharkbutt have to work so hard to keep himselfs warms. Me will tell you. HER KEEP COLD IN HERE. Me donut even no why her even have a refrigerator, we no need it, it so cold in here me fink me could go in there to get warms. so me sleeps on the hot water heater so me doesn't freeze me nose or teef off.

From Jasmeene

i nu yoo wuod kome ober to sees me sumdae at my fren's site. and eben do yoo mite be too yung fer luffing me, i okay wit jus a frenship.

i libbing under a nise cozie roof in a warm blankit so i happie dis winner. da mise brings me food from in the house, i makes them or eslt dey will be trown out on dere azzes cause Jasmeene ist da boss!! (weenk, weenk.)

Jasmeene, hi, how you? how you teef? are them better? me glad you ok wif just a frenship, you very niist. me fink me would like a blankit very mutch. her keep it cold enuf to hang meat in here, me may have mentioned that before. me glad you keep you foodpeeple in line. it reportant.
have a happy day and a happy new year,
your fiend,
sharkbutt

Her are loud

Shark,

Does you foodchik's sink have one of those spray hoses? If she does, I bet you could turn it on and make it snow indoors!!!


UB

UB,
her were completely unremused. it were still really funny though.
happy new years,
youfriend,
sharkbutt