Releven Rinteresting Fings About Me and Foodchik

This will be rinterestng, foodchik going to write releven rinteresting fings about me and them going to write releven rinteresting fings about her, recept her not that rinteresting. Please rescuse her spelping, her donut no any better.

11 Interesting things about Sharkbutt

1) When he was a kitten, him and his brothers were named after the Marx brothers, Sharkbutt's name was Groucho.

2) He wakes me up every morning as the sun starts to rise. About the middle of June this gets a little ugly (4am). But I often oversleep in December. (7am)

3) His favorite foods are blueberry muffins and yogurt, oh and fish (fitch).

4) Sharkbutt's favorite baseball player is Johnny Damon.

5)He's a fairly aggressive groomer and will chase the big cats down to give them a lick right between the eyes.

6) Sharkbutt still chases his tail.

7)Sometimes he sleeps on top of the hot water heater to keep warm.

8) He will watch baseball with me but doesn't seem to enjoy it.

9) Sharkbutt is just as sweet as he looks.

10)He will bring his water dish to me in his mouth when it needs filling.

11) Sharkbutt aspires to be a personal trainer for foodchicks and fooddudes.

11 Rinteresting fings about foodchik even though her are probably only interesting enough for 4 fings.

1 - Her a cow and her moo.

2- Her are a bad cook.

3- Her are robsessed wif reading.

4- see this are 4 fings and her not rinteresting. Ok her are tall, but me a cat all of you are tall.

5- Her favorick food is chicken.

6-Her will eet it wif her 2nd favorick food which are granola.

7- Me fink her would grow grass too so her could eet it cuz her a cow and her moo.

8-Yes now me just making up stuff because her not that rinteresting like me telled you already. ok, her hair are a lotta many colors.

9- Her have a lot of shoes, but not as many feets as me. Weird.

10- Her eyes are so close together them sometimes look stacked one on top of another one.

11- It's a damn good fing her no break this reputer when her put more memory in ick. fool.