Progresss!!! Yay!!!

After the allergist visit, with the 2 effing shots.  Stopped by castle fang and imagine my glee at the sign of this.

Them Sing Too

Foodchik and Medicine chik make songs. They catchy and renoxious. The latest one is Shut Your Pussycat Piehole!

Oh Good We Back to Ice Packs

Me have told you about the ice befores, but me swear now it like her trying to make her own air crunditioning. Her have this fan that blow right on her large selfs when her sitting in our chair and now her mooing self have it on and ice packs on and her trying to make like where penguins live so that me can have what? more competitions for the fitch that we never have in this house. Yes me are cranky and me teef itch.

Him Got My Butt

Hi fren Sharkbutt. Itsh me, Bosco! How you teefs? Me teefs the goodness. Me reeding deez posts. Me fink if you want, me help you kick some sherious butt. Me can shmelp stuff a mile away, but me no help nobody what call you anyfing. me bite dem. Jest say the werd. Me got you butt. Hoomins say "back", but dat wrong. Me got you butt.

yor fren,

Bosco!


Hi frend Bosco, fang you so mutch. Me no you got my butt, me fink these two cats are just feeling meanish because foodchik like me da best. hahahaha.

your fren,
Sharkbutt

Did you know

That a lady named Judy Schachner writes books about a Siamese Cat that think him is a chihuahua?  They are very good books, sometimes medicine chick read them to me and foodchik.  Foodchik loves them and I'm liking them too.  Him have many reventures, wif him friends, a pack of chihuahuas.   He likes to eat mice and beans,  I donut think I would like mice and beans.  I donut like beans.

Puppy the Evil

wow, her ass is old.  I didn't notice before, but her move like foodchik, recept with 4 legs, not 2.  And makes noises.  That sound a lot like foodchik.  It weerd.  Big Stripey has a giant behind.  That weird too.  I know that big cats out in the wild are designed to chase stuff down to eet it.  I think Big Stripey just has a big butt.  Foodchik sings a song about Big Butts Cannot Lie.  Stripey cannot lie because him simple like a grape.  I donut fink it has mutch to do with him butt.  Recept he cannot reach it to clean it.  I try and clean it for him and hell ain't having this.

Oy

Sometimes I think her just run the giant sucker fing to make us run around.  She is a cow and she moos.  But her my food chik and the source for all knowledge and stuff.  We are sitting around while 2 of the short and loud sing "do your boobs hang low? to the medicine chik.  food chik always hollering at big stripey, hey big stripey do I walk on your boobs, you sonubabeyotch?  I donut know what that means but it sounds distrubbing.  Boobs sound distrubbing.