Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fank you fireblossom...

Fireblossom said...
That last is SO unfair, lil Sharkbutt!

Me no, it really unfair. Sometime when it are warmer out (not like at this houst when it not ever warmer because her a cow and her moo) her will go out in a kayak. Me donut know what this is, but her somehow use her use it to end up in the water with the fitch. But no, just comes home all smelping like her been swimming with tasty fitch morsels Fitch on the fin smelp like wet chickens kinda. her mooish wif her cow self.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

More Fings

Her will often wear a hoodie and a sarong wrapped around her shape, it make her look resane, which her say are the point.

Oh and her wear baseball hats a lot, me fink a lot of her people do that.

Her will go wear fitch live, and even fall in the water and smelp like fitch but no bring any home.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Fings

me no about me foodchik, that you donut. But me goin to tell you so you will no too.

1) me was going to say her a cow and her moo, but me say that all the time so if you read you no.

2) her sing very very badliest loud. it sound like dogz fighting in a tin can.

3) her pet good. her repparently gode to skool for to lern it.

4) her fink her funny, her not. on a good day her kinda mildly remusing. but that about it.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Bosco, you are brillyink

Hi Sharkbutt, how u teefs? My teefs gud!

It donut moo cos they heads fall off when they get cooked. No head, no moo.

Me fink eberyone shood have PIZZA! for beaster.

yor frend,

BOSCO!

Hi Bosco, me teef great fanks, me glad yours is good too.

i should have noed you would no about why the cow no moo when it get cooked, no head no moo, no head no hears so them no can hear you sneakup on them to cook them.

Me regree eberyone should have pizza for beaster but then we can call it pizzster. what you fink? me fink pizza so relicious it deserve it own hollerday, like fitch.
have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbuttocks

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easters

Me fink it should be called beaster because foodchik makes roast beast. But whatever, somebody telled me that roast beast is actually cow, but it donut moo. How odd.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Fanks to Shay Bosco's Foodchik


Fanks to her, me winned another reward for me blog which is much more betterester than foodchik blog, her a cow and her moo.







the blogger who receives this award believes in the tao of the zombie chicken - excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. these amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. as a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all…

So me nominating these ones because me likes them very mutch...

Tiger and Lucy's Foodchik
Shazza
Shay Boscos Foodchiks Nudder Blog

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Me Neew that Fren Bosco would No

Him make very good point that perhaps foodchik are goofy. and of course, her very goofy and odd, and mooish. But her went to the store on slatternday which her hates to go to the store on slatternday and got us a blueberry muffin so maybe her not so bad... just goofy. Fanks fren, Bosco, me teef great!

Hi, itsh yor fren Bosco! How u teef? Me teef gud!

Me foodchick sing to me, too, she sing "My Guy" to me. She sing "Molly Oop" to Queen Molly. She say it were a song by the Hollywood Argyles. She sing, "She sho iz hip, ain't she?" me fink is for too reezins...1.cos she all goofy over us, and 2. she just genrally goofy. Maybe you foodchick the same?

yor frend

Bosco!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Why?

Me donut unnerstand much about the foodchik and how that mess that her call a mind work, so me going to ask you that read this here if you can resplain why my foodchik might do what her do some of the time?

1) do her snorp?
2) do her sing in a loud opera lady voice What New Pussy Cat when her come home from werk?
3) do her put oranges smelping stuff on her face?
4) are her hair so many colors?
5) do her sleep wif ice so mutch?

Fank you if you can answer these or even give me some ideas, this make me very curiousness.