Me Happy

Me got to sleep wif foodchik all by meself last night. Big Stripey stayed downstairs, so me had the other half of the bed all to meself. Me so happy. Her warm and snuggly.

Another Meme

Fictional character you'd most like to have dinner with? Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes seems like a rinteresting guy.

Historical figures you'd most like to have dinner with?
Felix the Cat

When did you realize you were an adult?
When me got fixed.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Food chiks baby cat.

Oh Boy, Another Question

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? Me wondering why fooddude drink stuff that not water. Do you know why?
Fanks,
Melving

Deer Melving,
Hi how you? Me good fanks. Me asked foodchik about this and her say that water donut taste like too much to them and sometimes them like something tastier. Also, her telled me that her like caffeine and her know a lot of foodpeople do. And a lot of foodpeople like drinks with bubbly stuff in them. And some people like to drink fings with alcohol in them. Her no do that anymore, but her got stories. Ha!

Hope this answers questions,
have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Hmmm

Foodchik made some turkey chili-ness today. It smelped tasty but me no her make hot chili so me not want to taste it. Ever. Hahahaha. Hot spicy food not me cup of snack.

Nother Question

Hi Sharkbutt,
Fank you for answering me questions. Me name seem to me to mean, come eat now. But me don't know. Me have another question for you. How you know if you foodchik have a job? Fanks, M-bel

Hi M-bll,
you welcome for me answering questions. Mostly if you foodchik go out, and come back and no have groceries and is talking to herself about idiots, her could have a job. But her might also, just drive a lot. It hard to know and them get annoyed pretty easy anyway. If her have some clothes her wear out and shoes, check the shoes. Sometimes foodchiks and fooddudes work from home too. So it really safe to assume that if you don't have to kill your own food, them work so them can buy it.
Have a happy day,
Sharkbutt

Question

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? How you teef? Do you like turkey? Do you like chicken?
How me know if me like it?
Fanks,
Your friend,
M-Bel

Deer M-Bel,
Hi, me good fanks for asking, my teef good too. Do you name mean sumping - M-bel?
Me like turkey and me like chicken too, but me love fitch. How you know if you like it? Well, first you have to tasty it, and if your mouf smile finking about eating more, than you lov it. But if you mouf, just finking, ok me eat this, me was hungry, now me not. Then you just kinda neutral about it. If you eat it and so oh no, me gonna hurl, then you either hate it or are rellergic.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Her a Work of Art

Yes, me talking about food chik. Her are something else, her will burn the sagey stuff and then the cedary stuff and yesterday her did that. It smelp like burnt mess in here, and her smelp burnt and so do me.

Me Back

Hi, how you? Me good. Me have been scarce for a little bit. Foodchik is kinda banned from the reputer for a while. Oh and perhaps me have metioned that her keep it cold in here. So me have been in the blankies trying to keep warn.

Meat

Me might have mentioned foodchik keep it cold enough to hang meat in here. Me are right. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Question

Hi Sharkbutt, how you? Do you do anything special to get ready for the winter time? Thanks your friend, Lion

Hi Lion, How you? Me good thanks. Me no do anything too much special recept hope that the foodchik keep the heat on, because sometime her donut keep the heat on. We lucky that foodchik breaks out the blankets and warm stuff. Sometimes after her go to work me will sleep in her sweatpants, them usually warm.

hope this answer your question,
have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Question

Hi Sharkbutt,
How you? How you teef? Me have two questions for you. One is do you go to the toof dentist like your foodchik? And two is what do you mean when you say foodchik is a cow and her moo?
Fanks,
Your friend,
MLINK

Hi MLINK,
How you? Me good and me teef good. How you teef? Me no go to the toof dentist, me just go to AntdoctorKelly, her an all purpose kind of doctor. When me say foodchik is a cow and her moo, me mean that her is a cud chewer with four stomacks. Me kidding, when cats call someone a cow, we pretty muchly calling them stoopick. And when we say them moo, me mean them not know what them talking about. Foodchik know that when me do it, me are irked wif her but that me also know her not stoopick and her know what her talking about mostly. Recept for when her make shit up.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Food chik are a cow and her moo

Me are not real remused wif foodchik this week. Her were not paying attention when her turned on the shower and me were in there looking for sumping. And me got wet. Her are a shower taking cow and her moo.

Another Question

Hi Sharkbutt,
How you? I'm good, and my teef are good. Although, I lose some and the toof fairy brings me money sometimes. Thanks you for answering my questions about farts. Why do feet stink?
Thanks, your friend,
Zachno

Hi Zachno,
I'm good fanks. Me sorry you lose you teef, do you find them and put them back? Me have to ask foodchik why feet stink, because mines don't stink unless I step in poo or somping, foodchik her shoes can get pretty smelpy so me figure her will know. And her did. Her said feets have a concentration of sweatglands so the feets sweat alot and the inside of shoes and socks are dark so bacteria grows in the sweaty stuff and them smelp. Hmmm, me fink bacteria was involved in the farts too, huh? Me asked foodchik why her front feet no get shoes and her said that her doesn't use them as feets, they're called hands. (me fink them just front feets) And her said that them get washed a lot so them no usually smelp.
Have a happy day,
love,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Question

Hi Sharkbutt,
How you? I have asked a lot of people this question and I really am wondering what makes farts stink. Do you know?
Thanks your friend,
Zackno

Hi Zackno,
How you? me good, fanks. How you teef?
You make a rinteresting question, about why farts stink. So me asked foodchik, and her said that there are bacteria in your guts that help you digest your food and the bacterias give off gas, hmm, me have to ask foodchik, if it really me farts or bacteria farts. Her say also that we swallowp some of the air in our farts, this bacteria business and the chemically reactions wif digestive enzymes and what we eat (me think her made that part up) So anyway, you've got this food digesting in your big old tubey guts that reventually turns into poop. And you've got this air, gas stuff, bacteria farts and chemically reactions that's got to pass through the poop on it's way out. So there you have it. That why. Even though foodchik mom thinks it's because some people eat too many pork rinds.

have a happpy day,
love your friend,
Sharkbutt

Why Blog?

Me friend Jaxter at jaxters-dogs.blogspot.com asked the question why do we blog? And me asked foodchik, why we blog? And her said Sharkbutt you don't have to have the same reasons as me. But why not blog? Foodchik like that, her will answer a question wif a question or if you ask her a yes-no-er question, her will usually say it depends. Unless it's like "foodchik you like bacon?" yes! Or "foodchik you like liver?" oh hell no, just mine.

So me rescussed this wif foodchik and one fing her said stucked wif me, I might not want to store all my silliness in my head, but I don't think I just want to lose it either. So that why, to make more room in my head for silliness.

Four Things That Remuse Me

1 - Answering questions about cats, life and my foodchik.
2 - Grooming the big cats and my foodchik.
3 - Eat.
4 - Designing Women when we can find that.

Question for You!

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? Where do you like to sleep? How do you know you like to sleep there?
Thanks, your friend,
MtheP

Hi there, MtheP,
Me good, fanks, how you? How your teef?
Me like to sleep by the foodchik when me can. Or if her at work me like to sleep on her bed. And in the afternoon by the back window. How me know me like to sleep there? If me asleep me like it.
Have a happy day,
love your friend,
Sharkbutt

IT'S A MIRACLE

Food chik shut the windows and turned on the heat, me almost refraid. It is most runusual. And I'm not sure what it means.

Yellow Crayon

Me don't mean to be impolite. But calculating to the extreme? That funny, me can't even count, how me going to calculate?

Me A Crayon??

You Are a Yellow Crayon

Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius. Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way. While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme. Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

What Color Crayon Are You?

What Are a Meme Again?

Ok Foodchik tagged me for this. Her at ECrandori if you give a rats butt.
10 random things about me.

1. Me are 3.
2. Me have 4 brothers and before me name was Sharkbutt, it were Groucho.
3. Food chik say me so not a Groucho even though me are comical like the real one.
4. Me favorite thing is blueberry muffins.
5. Me really good at sleeping and catching my tail.
6. Me love fitch.
7. Me want food chik to give us a fitch in a bowl for the hollerdays.
8. Me no like riding in the car.
9. Me no like falling in the toilet.
10. Me like foodchik.

Me tagging Jaxter.

Me had a thought, me would rather write 10 random things about foodchik, her much more eccentric than me.

1. Her are old.
2. Her wear a sarong around the house most of the time and when it cold her wear it with a hoody.
3. Her can fall asleep standing up.
4. Her can carry a lot of food and litter box stuff.
5. Her read more than are normal.
6. Her smelp like a girl.
7. Her eat weeds a lot.
8. Her only wear shoes on her backfeet. Me notice that about a lot of you.
9. Her howl. A lot.
10. Her only open the door for people her rexpecting and the folks from Brown.

Cold

It cold here today and me love foodchik but her a scatter brain. It's frosty out on the lawn, and HER STILL HAVE WINDOWS OPEN! Me sorry to yell, but it cold in here. Me noticed Puppy had problems chewing her food cuz it frozen. Ok, me rezaggerate, but only a little. It cold in here.

Sharing

Me have to share the foodchik with the big cats, and her lap with the laptop. Her ride the laptop alot, mostly to help me with my spelling for this blog business. Me no fink her a big help but me also no fink her know what her talking about wif spelling and Inklish. But me digress. Right now me sharing the foodchik lap with the lap top in the downstairs. This runusual, usually when downstairs food chik belong to Puppy or big Stripey, but Puppy sleeping over there. And big Stripey are behind us, snorping. Me being very quiet so them not notice what happening here on foodchik lap. Me fink it will get ugly.

Baths

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? I'm good thanks. How your teef? I forgot to ask you this question yesterday, how do you give yourself a bath? I have to write a report for school.
Thanks, your friend,
MtheP

Deer MtheP,
Hi, me good thanks. Me glad you good. My teef great. How you teef?
When me give meself a bath, me usually start with my back foot (food chik calls it my drivers side food, me think it my left) anyway, me lick me toes and in between them and sometimes me give me claws a bite if sumping feels loose. Then me lick me hamstrings and thighs (foodchik calling them that, me call them hammystrings and the front of me leg) then me lick anything else me can reach. And if you writing for school you don't want to give much more info than that, otherwise them will call your mom and her will give you what for. So after me lick everything me can reach, me lick me front paw (foodchik would call this my front passenger side hoof - me think it me right) and me will wash me face and ears. Then me done.
Hope this is good for you schoolwork,
have a happy day,
love your friend,
Sharkbutt

Question

Dear Sharkbutt,
Hi how you? How you teef? Do you have a lot of pictures of your foodchik on the reputer?
Thanks,
your friend.
MtheP

Deer MtheP,
Hi, how you? me good, fanks. me teef good too fanks. them feel very sharp. how your teef? No, we no have many pictures of foodchik on this reputer or any reputer. Her usually on the business end of the the camera. And her people are Irish and them can be a little weird about getting their picture taken. Them fink it can steal their soul. Cats not so much with pictures because we get more a sense of you from you smelp. See if you miss your cats when you away, you might talk to them picture because to you it most like her, but when me miss the foodchik when her not around, me talk to her pillow because it smelp like her and that make it most like her to us (well except her much louder, muchliest louder). Hope that answer you question, have a happy day, love your friend, sharkbutt.

Food Chain

Me heard about the food chain watching Sponge Bob, and at first me think, it have something to do with crabby patties. So me asked foochik and her resplained to me about the food chain, and that big cats are pretty close to the top of it. That happy to know. But me resturbed because if big cats are close to the top of it, where are me on the foodchain. And where are the foodchik on the foodchain? So me ast her, and her said well mostly people are considered to be at the top of the food chain. Me said, 'why's that?' Her said, "because we use weapons and tools". and me said, 'why cats no use weapons and tools?' and her said, ' you no have thumbs sharkbutt, that why'. hmmm, me said.

Technology?

Me don't know a lot about technology but me know what me like. Foodchik got this thing called a grounding pad for the bottom of our bed, it do something that provides electrons so them things that are free radicalling around looking for lose electrons so them electrons not steal some that make your face crinkly or hairs grey. At least that what me read in food chik litrature. Me love it!