Baths

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? I'm good thanks. How your teef? I forgot to ask you this question yesterday, how do you give yourself a bath? I have to write a report for school.
Thanks, your friend,
MtheP

Deer MtheP,
Hi, me good thanks. Me glad you good. My teef great. How you teef?
When me give meself a bath, me usually start with my back foot (food chik calls it my drivers side food, me think it my left) anyway, me lick me toes and in between them and sometimes me give me claws a bite if sumping feels loose. Then me lick me hamstrings and thighs (foodchik calling them that, me call them hammystrings and the front of me leg) then me lick anything else me can reach. And if you writing for school you don't want to give much more info than that, otherwise them will call your mom and her will give you what for. So after me lick everything me can reach, me lick me front paw (foodchik would call this my front passenger side hoof - me think it me right) and me will wash me face and ears. Then me done.
Hope this is good for you schoolwork,
have a happy day,
love your friend,
Sharkbutt