I had a thought

so I sat on foodchiks head and talked in her hears and I said foodchik, you no how you like to take pictures of where fitch live and she said yes. I said foodchik do you think other people maybe donut live as close to where fitch live as us and might like to see pictures of that? And her said Sharkbutt you are a genius. And I said foodchik you are right I am a genius but think how much more genius I would be if you gave me fitch for brain food.

I had words

wif the foodchik, she came back from where fitch live which is where she go all the time now to be mooey and odd. But brings back no fitch. ever. so today me smelped fitch on her person and I sat on her head and said foodchik what up that you smelp like you were visiting with fish. Her said sharkbutt me was talking to guys that catch fitch. and one of them shaked my hand, he must have been baiting the hook to catch the fitch. So me say foodchik, what you mean by bait? And her telled me that if you want to catch fitch you put baits on the hook which will make the fitch think that it's not a hook and you can catch them. So then I said foodchik did you catch me with bait, and her said no. Then I asked foodchik did I catch you with bait and her said no. We will discuss that soon.

Excellent Question from My deer Friend Bosco

Me have kestion, fren Sharkbutt...you knows all about where fitch live. I want to know, where does bacon live? I searched my foodchick's reputer and no pix of bacon. What I need to do to find some?

Hi Bosco,
that is a most excellent question and looking at my foodchik I'm thinking that she probably ate a whole bacon. But I did what I do when I want to know stuff, I sit on her head and talked in her hears and asked her. What she says is that bacon, cat litter, yogurt, fitch and blueberry muffins go to the grossery store for foodchiks and fooddudes to buy. She says that involves money and I should not eat hers anymore. So if you go to the grossery store and go to where they keep stuff cold but not frozen like foodchik keeps it in the house all the time with the cold, but I digress. You will find bacon, probably by eggs (whatever they are) and crescent rolls and poisony orange juice (it not really poisony - it's just risgusting)

Mystified

Foodchik mystifies me, a lot. Me looked at this reputer, and her have 90 gazillion million pictures of where fitch live on here, but you think she would take a picture of a fitch or a couple two three fitch? NO, her a cow. and her moo!

I back

a while since I've been writing in my blog. The foodchik is very very strange she goes to wear fitch live in the darktime in the morning and then right before dark time at the night. Does she bring any fitch home? No! Never any fitch for me and big stripey and big orangey. Her a cow and her moo.