Fren Bosco...

interstitial edema indicative of inflammation

me fink dat mean you gonna barf up a hairball!

yor fren,

Bosco

Me was gonna frow it up, but it was frozen in my throat cuz it so cold in here with the ice and the mooey.

Foodchik no get hairballs cuz like cows her have four stomiks and one of them is in charge of digesting the hair balls. Me wonder where she gets grasses to eet.

Ice

Me no it trouble when her got the ice packs on over her clothes, oh and her shiver. But do her close the windows? No! Do her turn on the heat? No! Her no even moo to keep warm wif her mooey odd self. Me said foodchik why all the time wif the ice and the mooey? her said - interstitial edema indicative of inflammation (her spelt it so me fink her making it up) her let people throw her and then her throw them. foodchik large so if her throw you me fink you would stay thrown.

Oh Her so Funny!

Her just comed back from the eyeball doctor and me have to drive the reputer because her got her eyeballs dyed later. me donut no what that mean except her wear her sunnyglasses indoors. Her camed home and said good news cats we no need a dog. Me sure dogs lovely peeple but me glad we donut need one. Big puppy would be meaner and that pretty hard to remagine cuz her mean like a snake. Foodchik fink me going to help her type her blog but her no like my spelping. so we will argue about it then her will do it herselfs. her odd and her moo. and now her walking around rindoors wif her sunnyglasses on over her seeing eyeball glasses and it so mooey me laff and laff.

Chocolate

Me not allowed to have it but me fink foodchik have a problem wif it. Her say son of a bitch there is no chocolate in this house. Her the one go to the store, if her want chocolate why her no buy herself none? Odd.

Me cannot even resplain her

Her went to where the fitch live, and her said them did not talk to her. Her donut make sense never, that's why them no talk to her. And her odd. and yep, her moo.

From Bosco, him foodchik make a very good point.

Me foodchick say she wood add dat if you on fire, donut write to post office box 911. They take weeks to respond

Qwestion

Me love a qwestion:

Hi Sharkbutt, How you? How you teef? Me have a question for you. What are the most important fings to know about foodchiks and fooddudes. Thanks, your friend Coco

Hi Coco, Me great fanks. me teef great too. How you teef? Hmm, most reportant fings to know about foodchiks and fooddudes. Well, if them catch fire, it very very bad and them need to put the fire out, you want to learn to make the phone go 911. If them not breathing good and turning blue, you want to learn to make the phone go 911. If the toilet overflowing, you needs to let the foodchik/dude know so them can make the water stop running. And if the big simple cats happen to find themselves in the fridge you need to get them out or get the foodchik to get them out. Hope this helps, if you have more qwestions, me love them.
your friend, Sharkbutt

Bosco Very Smart

Maybe the cowch sed something bad to Stripey?

Me ast him and him said no, him thought it was hiding some snacks. It only talks to him when foodchik sit on it then it groan.

Isn't It Nice to See We Having Weather

The weather is changing and big stripey is losing his mind. He run around here like him tail on fire. And him keep attacking the couch. Him big for a cat, but the couch its huge, it's like 9 foodchiks worth of huge. This why me think him losing him mind.

Her Are Persistent Though

Her did go back to where fitch live tonight, her says her no whisper this time but still no fitch. Her say maybe it cuz them back to school. Me say maybe it cuz them scared of cows.

Not the Sharpest Penquin in the Box

Her said sharkbutt, me going to visick where fitch live and see if I can whisper up some to come visick us. No fitch, me fink her maybe needed to talk louder.

Yay! a kestion from fren bosco about her strangeyness

Did her scrach the fernicher or do odder strangenesses after she ate the vitimink?

Her no do any new strangenessses after her ated the vitamink. The usual ice and the mooey, and the singing. Have me riscussed the singing? Her fink her a hopera singer. And her sing stuff like what new pussycat like them loud wimmings wif the viking hats and the metal bras and stuff. Her sure can be loud when her want. me glad mostly her not.

I New Him Would No

oOooo, fren Sharkbutt, me know dis one! Bacon are this meat stuff that foodchick fry up on a Sunday mornink sometimes. She no ever gib me it, but she pour the grease from it over my food cos she say it good for my coat. Me don't wear coats, but me eat what she gib me, hehe.

yor frend,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco, how you? how you teef? me teef good! me new you would no about the bacon. me had asked the foodchik and the way foodchik talk about it her make it sound like a mystical rexperience, like cat nip or shrimps or crabbies or the heat when it on (or so me here) or sumping.
fanks!
have a happy day, your friend,
sharkbutt

Fings

Look me could be all elaborate but it's the same deal - always with the ice and the chickens (no fitch) and the mooey.

But me have a question - what is bacon?

You not gonna believe this unless you no her

Foodchik not always pay retention to stuff, and her taked our vitaming today. Now our vitamings are tasty and livery, but them look a lot like hers, her say. So her tooked one and then her yelled YUCKKKKKK and then spitted it all over the garbage. Me laffed and laffed and the big cats laffed and laffed. Her so simple. But me will say this me no her never gived any cats her vitamings which are nasty orangeness.

Where Fitch Live an Summer

You might not no this so me tell you. Where fitch live is very busyness in the summer times, but now that it Labor day, it not going to be so busy so me fink that foodchik should go more often and walk around saying fitch come home and meet my sharkbutt and you will make him mouf smile wif happiness. Me telled her this and her say sharkbutt, me donut no if that will work and me said foodchik how you gonna no if you donut try. and her said sharkbutt you make a very good point. me will go out wif the bucket and see if me can be a fitch whisperer. Me fink that a very good fing.

Him Very Brillyink

My Fren Bosco!

Hey fren Sharkbutt! Gess wut? My foodchik's baseball men beat up the Tepid Bay Rays. The aubreyhuff hit a homedrum. So me wonderink, aren't rays a kind of fitch? Cos they prolly just laying around ded, and if you know where Tepid Bay is, you cood eat them.

yor pal,

Bosco!

Deer fren Bosco! You are most brillyink. Rays are a fitch and them lay around and play deadmentation. Me can prolly get foodchik to take a ride to tepid bay or at least down to the beach to search for them now that the tourists gone.

Me was reading wif foodchik about aubreyhuff, me think him turned into a noodlebat wif the rest of your baseball mens for a while. but me glad him hit the homerun so your dudes winned. that a good fing. our baseball mens are playing the tepid bay mens' now, me should send foodchik up there to see if them have fitch.
have a happy day, your fren, sharkbutt

Bosco!

Go, Sharkbutt! Tell dem everyfink!

Me berry sorry me tawked human-ish in my post but Mom made me do it, for the pet language impaired.

Me hope ur teefs are good!

yor fren,

Bosco!

Oh fren Bosco,
Me was just being funny when me was teasing you about spelping boring. If was to right in foodchik blog her would make me spell people-eeze too. It too dull and odd for me.

Me teefs good, fangs (me fink that supposed to be a joke, foodchik laffed wen me read it to her but her exkra simple today because of the bentadryl. her rellergic to fresh air but her cheep so her openked the winders. oh wait me digress.

so how you? how you teef? you sad at summer being over? me will miss the snaks, but maybe we will get some heat someday, maybe. me will not miss the ice if her ever stop sleeping wif it. me usually sleep on her kneeleg or her hip leg - where her put the ice? on her kneeleg or her hipsleg. her make me itch.

have a happy day fren bosco,
your fren,
sharkbutt

More Fings You Should No about Catz

Some of these bear repeting. Me just sayin'.

1) We donut like a whole bunch of noise our hears are very delicat, so shush up.

2) Take a breaf, take two. Our hears are sensitive but not fast so relax, breve, smelp then talk.

3) You fink you rinteresting, you not. Unless you catch fitch then maybe. Smelps are rinteresting, snaks are rinteresting, fitch are most rinteresting. You, not so mutch.

4) Smelps are rinteresting but me not talking about farts. Farts are just risgusting, and you fink them funny. But call me the ranimal. You simple, you odd and you moo.

5) We no you jealous because you not requipped to lick yourself and most of you are too risgusting to lick. No fur, that is gross. Me not being harsh me telling you how it is.