Yay Friend Bosco!!!

Her got to stop wif the salty languidge cos the the fitch think they going to get made into sardines. She got to just sit on da beech wif mouf open and let the fitch jump in. Then she just got to shut up til she get home and gib them to you!


I donut no that her can shut up. Her either talking, mooing or snorping. Someday her will bring me fitch, me believe it.

Ept? Inept

I'm thinking her are inept. Her been to where fitch live, because her come home with sandy feet, and her smell of salt and water which is where the big fitch live. Tuna (my favorite), sharks (like what I'm named after) and dolphins (which is what her took pictures of). I was sitting on her head and licking her head to make her tell me things. And I asked her - foodchik why you can take pictures of the fitch but not catch any? Her said - sharkbutt, me not very good at catching stuff. especially slippery stuff like fitch.

Icy cold mooey foodchik

Her cannot take too much heat, me get that. But it should not have to be freezy cold with all the fans on all the time. Her have one that blew so hard it made me fall off the bed while me were dreaming of fitch. Me were not remused.