Sometimes The Thinking Gets Me In Trouble

Sometimes I sit on foodchik head when her snorping and me tell her fings in her hears, like "foodchik, take your vitamings" or "foodchik, bring home some fitch." And mostly I donut think it works, because her donut bring us home any fitch. So me fink me will tell her foodchik "dance wif underwears on your head and moo!" Her might do that.

Now there are two of them

Two food chiks or a medicine chik and a food chik, it mostly good but when them decide you claws are getting clipped there is no rescape.

Her a cow and her moo!

Her where fitch live,.visicking..do her.bring me fitch?no.her donut.cow

Question

Why do people wear underwear?

Sometimes Smoking not so bad

Wait! Me not talking about cigarettes, me talking about garlic, and meets, and fitch and chickens, and beans. Mostly fings that make food chiks fart, and yes, her smoke them in the smoker. Me not sure why, me have to wait until she is resleep and whisper in her hears to find out.

Me Heard

Listen, me heard from Medicine chik that foodchik growled at kid at Lowe's and maybe her nipped him. Me fink her losing it. Oh and her phone quacks like a duck. Her nuts.

Brimstone and Mulch

Dori said...
I would like to know where you get this combination of brimstone and mulch? It doesn't seem like it would naturally take up the same space.

Hi fren Dori,
I donut no where it come from, I just no where foodchik is, that smelps is. that's what I know.
have a happy day,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Question from fren Dori! Yay!

Dori said...
If you make it something rigusting, won't she be able to figure it out quickly? Oughtn't you make the password something fuzzy bunny-like? like "wabbits"?

Hi fren Dori,
How you? How you teef? Me teef good, fangs.

I was thinking moos but wabbits is good. I could make it her name Sherla and her simple self would not figure it out.
Have a happy day, your fren, Sharkbutt

Hello

Evelyn said...
Sharkbutt,

How is the fitch sitchuation?
I see foodchik is tweeting pictures of the ocean...
you must be getting fitch all the time!

Hello friend Evelyn,
Foodchik is a cow and she moos, we donut riscuss fitch in the houst anymore, foodchik is always going to see where them live and DO NOT BRING ANY HOME EVER FOR ANYONE TO EAT. Her a cow and her moo. fool. Now me rupset.
How you teef?

Yay Questions!!!

Dori said...
The boids and the rabbits like to eat our plants so they are very annoying to us. Bad Boids! Bad wabbits! They are audacious and bold, so we need a vicious killer kitty to come and scare them away. We have a kitty, but she is neither vicious nor a killer. Someone took her front claws ( awww :( ) Maybe you could give her some advice about how to catch snacks wif yo teef?



Hi fren Dori,
If you cat have no more claws in front, her still have back claws which can really jack a snack up. Mostly the snacks get ded because me play with them too mutch. Not so much with the teef!

Springing

This is the time of year people who talks about weather and times of year call Spring. Some of them say that it because things are growing and springing out of the ground, get it? Me neither. Me say, and me know this becuase me watch out the window, that Spring is the time when snacks, have baby snacks. Bunnies, mouses, and boids - filthy disgusting boids, have more of them. And them are so short that them have to spring up out the grass to see fings. Fings like me stalking them for my snacking pleasure. Them don't have to spring up to see big stripey stalking them because he are renormous and it sounds like Godzilla taking Tokyo when him stomp around.

Her Make Me Itch

I repologize for not having wrote mutch lately, I was trying but foodchik is simple and changed the password to me blog on me. How are me supposed to keep up wif the blog if I donut have a password for the blog. Puppy the Evil shown me how to change the password on foodchik! Ha! Me will show her, me will change all her passwerds to someping risgusting.