Him So Funniness!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teef? Me teef eggsellent!

Why your foodchick all freezy with the no heat all the time? Is she esquimo? Or esquimoo?

Hahahahahaha "esquimoo" hahahaha, me funnee!

yor pal,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco!
Me teef is good, and me very good. Me still laughing at esquimoo! That soooooo funniness. Me would splain it to her but her a little slow and me pretty busy.

Have a happy day,
your fren,
Sharkbutt

The cold is here

and you no her not turning on any kind of heat in here. Me finking about rubbing two sticks together but me just fink that will work me very last cold frozey nerve. Me finking about sleeping in her leather coat because it seem to keep the cows warm. ha!

Somebody asked me a question, me have a question

Dear Sharkbuck,
ow u? ow u teef? me fooddude keep talking about hollerdays and that kriskmisk is him favorite, should me give him a moust as a presink?
fanks, your friend,
Beanie

Hi Beanie,
Me great, thanks, and me teef great fanks. How you? What new? Me will confess me donut no a lot about hollerdays recept that foodchik get real loud about it. Is kriskmisk the hollerday that is about cheez? foodchik like the cheezy hollerdays. you will waste a moust giving it to your fooddude, them donut no about mousts.

what hollerday do you like? i like all the ones with fitch.
your friend, sharkbutt

Harumph

Me had to sit her down for a chat. Her maked the bed today, this happens almost as often as it snow here. So after her made the bed, me sat down to have a little lick and her hopped up on my side of the bed with her large mooey self. And yes, me want you to take a moment and picture her large mooey self hopping. Funny stuff. But me digress. We sat around and had a little talk about why her so mooey. Me fink it the tomato sauce. Me hate tomato sauce, unless it have clammies in it. Her mooeyness are rellergic to clammies and crabbies and strimps now so it all the time with the meat, the chickens and the mooey. No fitch. Maybe Santy Claws and him flying reincow will bring some to me.

The ice and the mooey

Me sat down and had a chat wif the foodchik yesterday when her was laying down and being mooey. ME lik her head, it like truth serum and it make her tell me stuff her no want anyone to no. And now me going to tell you.

Her dream job besides being me foodchik would be to be a back up dancer for Tina Turner.

Her favoritck food is refried beans and chocolate chip cookies and spaghetti and meetbombs but not all together. Her favorite drinks are icy tea, and water.

Her wisht her could lick herself. And her wants 3 more tattooks on her large mooey self. me going to try and tell her one should be a cow. then me will laff. haha

Fren Bosco!

Deer Sharkbutt,

Me haff kestion. Sometimez my foodchick puts me in her carrier, which is a big green thing she calls a car, and just wen me think we going to PIZZA parlor, we go to torcher docter instead. Why she take me to torcher docter? Me think cos she likes the one torcher docter and the pretty assistants, but she say dat not mane reezon. She say iz to keep me helthy, but me was helthy before we leff home. Why she do dat?

yor fren,

Bosco!

Deer fren Bosco, how you? how you teef? Did you have a good hollerday? Foodchik were gone, so we got fed better by the substituke foodchik. How do you like riding in the carrier? Me hate it. Me donut no why them take us to get tortured at the dokter, except to look at the eye candy. Them say it to keep you healthy, but it so you get shots and stuff. And sometimes mecidine wen we need it.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Gratitude

Foodchik made me spell it like that. Her also making me write eleventeen fings me grateful for for Fangsgiving.

1)Foodchik
2)coffee for foodchik. her not really work right wifout it.
3)Fitch. It makes my mouf smile wif happiness.
4)Big Puppy - even though her mean like a snake, her give good advice and her understand foodchik in ways I donut.
5) Heat - me grateful for it even though we donut get it much.
6) Toys - we have a lot of them. Foodchik good that way.
7) Big Stripey - him fun to play wif when him not having a mood.
8) No ice in the bed. It don't happen that much when it does, me very grateful.
9) Foodchik sweatpants - them like a batcave for cats.
10) Nip
11) Food. Me like it.

What you grateful for?