Kewestion from Bosco!

Me loves kewestions from Bosco, him so rinteresting and smart and him no foodchiks so odd.
Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How u teef? Me foodchick no got to go to the salt mind today, she park her butt at home all day hooray! Then tomorrowness, she go wif odder foodchick and they are celeberating bof they barfdays.

Me foodchick made PIZZA! two daze ago, but was only Red Baron singles, so they werent muchness for me, but some. You wood love it here lately, she been making lots of fitch, she going to start growing scales and fins and swim down the drain. She always put this gunk called Retarded Sauce on her fitch, it is this goo with pickles and mayo and stuff, she say it go wif fitch, I dont noe, she dun share the fitch OR the Retarded Sause. Sharkbutt, why is hoomin beans so strange and do strange fings?

Hi fren Bosco!@!!! How you? How you teef? YOu food chik have a lotta many birfdays like mines does her are eleventeen and firty sixt or someping. Her odd and her mood. Food chik make stuff tartar sometimes but it usually mistake then we get to eet it because her say shit this still is mooing, like her do. Hey you let me no if your foodchik start growing scales and fins and swimking, because if her do me will have to take it easier on the fitch. Fren Bosco, me not sure why them so very odd and do such strange fings. maybe just to remuse us.
have a happy day, your friend sharkbutt.