So Perhaps Me Have Mentioned

Her odd. Me sitting on one of her laps, and the reputer is sitting on the other. We is listening to where fitch live (Foodchik: a/k/a ocean noises, Sharkbutt: them not mooey, them no what we listening to) and her smelp like where fitch live cuz her were there earlierer today and her feet visited their salty water. Me wish and wish and wish her would catch a fitch but me no her not really quite smart enuf for that, cuz her all mooey and everyone nos cows eet grass, not fitch.