This Resplains Alot

Sometimes me mention that foodchik keep it cold enuf to hang meat in this houst. Me finally figured out why, me will spare you the graphic details but foodchik started getting nosy bleeds since her turned on the heat, big puppy say it not actually on her just talked dirty to it so her fink her doing somping, me donut no what that means but it sound odd. big puppy are odd. anyway, foodchik nosey bleed, her no notice it until her found it on her shirt. then her say bad word this bad word heat roasted my bad wording nosey from the rinside out bad wordit. so her had to rinch the shirt in coldy water while her tell her nose stop bleeding bad word it. then her have to find a new shirt wif sleeves to go to work. so her comed home and me was licking her head and her said sharkbutt you look resturbed, what the matter? and me said foodchik, me a little rupset about what up wif your nosey. her said sharkbutt donut worry the heat dry my nose up that why we not use too much of it. but they use too much of it at work and that make my nose dry and stuff. me fren jul yukifoodchik telled me to get some vaseline greasy stuff to make it better. me be all right.

so yuki tell you foodchik fanks from me.