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Deer Sharkbutt,
How are you? Can you tell us stuff about your foodchik and the big cats. We liked the four things about you so much that we’d really like to no four things about them too. It can be any four things.

Thanks,
Tank and Punking

Deer Tank and Punking,
Hi, how you? Me good. This is a very good question.

4 things about big Stripey
Him write stories in urine.
Him was born on Christmas but him didn’t no about Santy Claws and the flamingos until food chik tell him the story.
When him stratch himself too much him have to wear a shirt to proteck him and it has to get ducttaped onto him wif flamingo pink ducttape.
Him a cow and him moo.

4 things about Puppy
Her are old.
Her have 4 kittens and one of them, Niles is a 20 lb giant cat.
Her can read tea leaves.
When foodchik snorps her will pull up food chik eyelid and pull down her lip to make it stop.

4 things about Foodchik
Her wear shoes.
Her not really a taxidermist, but our voicemail message say her is.
Her smelp like a girl.
Her good at falling out of a kayak.