How We Roll

Me don't know how it work at your house, because well, me not there. Me here, with foodchik and Puppy and Stripe. Foodchik go someplace most days and come back talking to herself. Sometime her bring food. Sometime her bring shoes. Me like food. Me don't care so much about shoes. Sometime me like clothes, me like foodchik sweatpants very much when her not wearing them. Me may have mentioned before that her keep it cold enough in here to hang meat. Sweatpants are very cozy for sleeping. It like sleeping in a tunnel of warm. This is good.

One day me was sitting on foodchik head and talking to her, her said Sharkbutt you look reesturbed, is somping the matter. Me said foodchik, me just wonder why it gotta be so cold in here all the time. Her said well, you and the big cats have fur and I'm fluffy so me figured we all be more comfortable if it's coolish in here. Me said foodchik, me see me breath in here. It not very comfortable. Her said hmm. Her do moo!