Monday, October 13, 2008

Hmmm, Me told her so

Me told foodchik, no ice in the bed, it bad for you teef. And now me right, her have a sneezy cold. Her need to listen to me, I said, foodchik, you keep it cold enough in here to hang meat, you not meat, me and the big cats not meat. And you sleep with ice in the bed, there's going to be trouble and now her sneezing. The sneezing is risturbing, because me sleep right on her belly, then her sneeze so me bounce, then we laugh. It odd, but we make our own fun.

6 comments:

Fireblossom said...

Hi Sharkbutt! How you teef? not freezed, I hope? I hate wen ice makes my teef feel all funnee. PIZZA! nebber makes me teef feel finnyish. My foodchik gots two PIZZA!s in the freezer thingie, I saw dem wen she was getting somefink else out. Why she nebber cook dem and gib me half of dem? Sometimes she a miserly foodchik, like ebesneezer scrooge.

She also gots fitch in her freezeder, I saw that too. She holding out on us. Meenwhile, she make stoopid frensh toast this mornink, I cant even get the plate after, cos sirrup not good for my teef.

Yor frend,

Bosco!

Unknown said...

Hi Sharkbutt, Apparently you have not had any Oriental Cuisine, because in the Orient, you are considered meat.

Your Friend,
U B

Shark Butt said...

Hi Bosco, How you? How you teef? me teef good, fanks. Me fink foodchik making us fitch for dinner tonight. Makes my mouf smile to fink of it.

What you fink is wif foodchiks holding out on us - yours wif the 2 frozen pizzas and bofe wif the frozend fitch?

Me resturbed.
Your fiend,
Sharkbutt

Shark Butt said...

Deer Uncle Bob, Foodchik always tells us, hide her come the rancher when the doorbell rings for the chinesed food guy. Is that what you mean? Me know in this place on Erf called lost vegas a fooddude got ated by his tiger or something. So we all part of the foodchain me guess. Have a happy day, your fiend sharkbutt

Unknown said...

Hi Sharkbutt,

That is what I mean. You are smart.

Your Friend,
U B

Shark Butt said...

Deer U B, you smart too. It must take one to no one. Right? Have a happy day, your fiend, Sharkbutt