Halloween?

Me no like it when the doorbell rings. If foodchik here and her expecting it, it usually Chinese food and her will tell us, cats hide, here comes a rancher. Me not sure what it means, but foodchik do mutter unsavory stuff about Chinese food and cats and stuff. Me fink that it just a wives tail or something. So before foodchik got back from the torturer, the doorbell were ringing alot but her not here so me went up to the window to see who at the door and it not the UPS dude, or the Fed Ex dude, but very small people. IF them were cats you'd call them kittens, but them people so would you call them pittens? Anyway, them were ringing the doorbell.