This fing have rules, me donut no what they are, and me donut care, me a cat.
If you have 6 fings that make you happy and a blog, write about them, if you donut, ok, not like me will read them.
1) Fitch, me love fitch, it make me mouf smile.
2) Blueberry muffins, them make me mouf smile too.
3) Foodchik, even tho her a cow and her moo.
4) Baseballs.
5) having big cats to play wif.
6) spring - me just like it.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Shhhh
donut tell her but me rescaped a little bit. It just smelped so niiist and springy and snackish outside that me had to get some air. So her had the door opent to get somping off the fitch cooker fing that was not fitch and me taked a little walk. Big stripey was mad cuz him donut go too, but him helped me to open the door and get back in the houst.
Monday, May 25, 2009
So Perhaps Me Have Mentioned
Her odd. Me sitting on one of her laps, and the reputer is sitting on the other. We is listening to where fitch live (Foodchik: a/k/a ocean noises, Sharkbutt: them not mooey, them no what we listening to) and her smelp like where fitch live cuz her were there earlierer today and her feet visited their salty water. Me wish and wish and wish her would catch a fitch but me no her not really quite smart enuf for that, cuz her all mooey and everyone nos cows eet grass, not fitch.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Kewestion from Bosco!
Me loves kewestions from Bosco, him so rinteresting and smart and him no foodchiks so odd.
Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How u teef? Me foodchick no got to go to the salt mind today, she park her butt at home all day hooray! Then tomorrowness, she go wif odder foodchick and they are celeberating bof they barfdays.
Me foodchick made PIZZA! two daze ago, but was only Red Baron singles, so they werent muchness for me, but some. You wood love it here lately, she been making lots of fitch, she going to start growing scales and fins and swim down the drain. She always put this gunk called Retarded Sauce on her fitch, it is this goo with pickles and mayo and stuff, she say it go wif fitch, I dont noe, she dun share the fitch OR the Retarded Sause. Sharkbutt, why is hoomin beans so strange and do strange fings?
Hi fren Bosco!@!!! How you? How you teef? YOu food chik have a lotta many birfdays like mines does her are eleventeen and firty sixt or someping. Her odd and her mood. Food chik make stuff tartar sometimes but it usually mistake then we get to eet it because her say shit this still is mooing, like her do. Hey you let me no if your foodchik start growing scales and fins and swimking, because if her do me will have to take it easier on the fitch. Fren Bosco, me not sure why them so very odd and do such strange fings. maybe just to remuse us.
have a happy day, your friend sharkbutt.
Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How u teef? Me foodchick no got to go to the salt mind today, she park her butt at home all day hooray! Then tomorrowness, she go wif odder foodchick and they are celeberating bof they barfdays.
Me foodchick made PIZZA! two daze ago, but was only Red Baron singles, so they werent muchness for me, but some. You wood love it here lately, she been making lots of fitch, she going to start growing scales and fins and swim down the drain. She always put this gunk called Retarded Sauce on her fitch, it is this goo with pickles and mayo and stuff, she say it go wif fitch, I dont noe, she dun share the fitch OR the Retarded Sause. Sharkbutt, why is hoomin beans so strange and do strange fings?
Hi fren Bosco!@!!! How you? How you teef? YOu food chik have a lotta many birfdays like mines does her are eleventeen and firty sixt or someping. Her odd and her mood. Food chik make stuff tartar sometimes but it usually mistake then we get to eet it because her say shit this still is mooing, like her do. Hey you let me no if your foodchik start growing scales and fins and swimking, because if her do me will have to take it easier on the fitch. Fren Bosco, me not sure why them so very odd and do such strange fings. maybe just to remuse us.
have a happy day, your friend sharkbutt.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
From ShayBoscosFoodchik and Bosco
The stacked eyes are quite surreal, Lil Sharkbutt! Mwahs to you and your foodchick!
PS frum Bosco:
Hi itsh me Bosco! How u teefs? me sad cos me miss the Queen. She were always to be playink wif me even tho she were oldish.
luv,
Bosco!
Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
Stacked eyeballs make her look kinda like a fitch, that why me like her. Mwahs to you and you Bosco too.
Hi Bosco,
ME good, me teef good too. Me very sorry about you Queen fren, it very sadliest much. Foodchik play wif me even tho her oldish.
Do you do anyfing for the hollerday? We just hang out and wait for foodchik to holler at ust.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt
PS frum Bosco:
Hi itsh me Bosco! How u teefs? me sad cos me miss the Queen. She were always to be playink wif me even tho she were oldish.
luv,
Bosco!
Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
Stacked eyeballs make her look kinda like a fitch, that why me like her. Mwahs to you and you Bosco too.
Hi Bosco,
ME good, me teef good too. Me very sorry about you Queen fren, it very sadliest much. Foodchik play wif me even tho her oldish.
Do you do anyfing for the hollerday? We just hang out and wait for foodchik to holler at ust.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt
Monday, May 18, 2009
Releven Rinteresting Fings About Me and Foodchik
This will be rinterestng, foodchik going to write releven rinteresting fings about me and them going to write releven rinteresting fings about her, recept her not that rinteresting. Please rescuse her spelping, her donut no any better.
11 Interesting things about Sharkbutt
1) When he was a kitten, him and his brothers were named after the Marx brothers, Sharkbutt's name was Groucho.
2) He wakes me up every morning as the sun starts to rise. About the middle of June this gets a little ugly (4am). But I often oversleep in December. (7am)
3) His favorite foods are blueberry muffins and yogurt, oh and fish (fitch).
4) Sharkbutt's favorite baseball player is Johnny Damon.
5)He's a fairly aggressive groomer and will chase the big cats down to give them a lick right between the eyes.
6) Sharkbutt still chases his tail.
7)Sometimes he sleeps on top of the hot water heater to keep warm.
8) He will watch baseball with me but doesn't seem to enjoy it.
9) Sharkbutt is just as sweet as he looks.
10)He will bring his water dish to me in his mouth when it needs filling.
11) Sharkbutt aspires to be a personal trainer for foodchicks and fooddudes.
11 Rinteresting fings about foodchik even though her are probably only interesting enough for 4 fings.
1 - Her a cow and her moo.
2- Her are a bad cook.
3- Her are robsessed wif reading.
4- see this are 4 fings and her not rinteresting. Ok her are tall, but me a cat all of you are tall.
5- Her favorick food is chicken.
6-Her will eet it wif her 2nd favorick food which are granola.
7- Me fink her would grow grass too so her could eet it cuz her a cow and her moo.
8-Yes now me just making up stuff because her not that rinteresting like me telled you already. ok, her hair are a lotta many colors.
9- Her have a lot of shoes, but not as many feets as me. Weird.
10- Her eyes are so close together them sometimes look stacked one on top of another one.
11- It's a damn good fing her no break this reputer when her put more memory in ick. fool.
11 Interesting things about Sharkbutt
1) When he was a kitten, him and his brothers were named after the Marx brothers, Sharkbutt's name was Groucho.
2) He wakes me up every morning as the sun starts to rise. About the middle of June this gets a little ugly (4am). But I often oversleep in December. (7am)
3) His favorite foods are blueberry muffins and yogurt, oh and fish (fitch).
4) Sharkbutt's favorite baseball player is Johnny Damon.
5)He's a fairly aggressive groomer and will chase the big cats down to give them a lick right between the eyes.
6) Sharkbutt still chases his tail.
7)Sometimes he sleeps on top of the hot water heater to keep warm.
8) He will watch baseball with me but doesn't seem to enjoy it.
9) Sharkbutt is just as sweet as he looks.
10)He will bring his water dish to me in his mouth when it needs filling.
11) Sharkbutt aspires to be a personal trainer for foodchicks and fooddudes.
11 Rinteresting fings about foodchik even though her are probably only interesting enough for 4 fings.
1 - Her a cow and her moo.
2- Her are a bad cook.
3- Her are robsessed wif reading.
4- see this are 4 fings and her not rinteresting. Ok her are tall, but me a cat all of you are tall.
5- Her favorick food is chicken.
6-Her will eet it wif her 2nd favorick food which are granola.
7- Me fink her would grow grass too so her could eet it cuz her a cow and her moo.
8-Yes now me just making up stuff because her not that rinteresting like me telled you already. ok, her hair are a lotta many colors.
9- Her have a lot of shoes, but not as many feets as me. Weird.
10- Her eyes are so close together them sometimes look stacked one on top of another one.
11- It's a damn good fing her no break this reputer when her put more memory in ick. fool.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Kwestion, Me Love Kwestions
Deer sharkbutt,
hi, how you? how you teef? me likes your riting. Did you lern to be funny from your foodchik, her seem kind of funny too. What kind of stuff her like? What her say that make you laff?
Me trying to lern about foodchiks so I can get me one.
Your friend,
May-z
Deer May-z,
Hi, me good fanks, and me teef are great. How you? me glad you likes me riting. Me just are funny, like foodchik just are mooey. Fings foodchik like - her like reputers, cuz her always hogging it so me canot rite as much as me like. her like shoes, me donut no why her like shoes. her like to drink fings, water, coldy tea, coffee and dieck soda. though her not drink dieck soda aroun us too much anymore. Big Puppy smelped it and her made a sneeze in it. And foodchik got all loud and sayin' yuck, i donut beleeb you made a sneeze in my drink. you got cat snot in my drink. her carried on so much me finked her was going to hyperventilate. Hmmm, her no say too much that make me laugh. recept if big puppy is frowing up her will say pleeze big puppy donut frow up on the rug. big puppy frow up on the rug anyway cuz her mean like a snake.
when you shopping for foodchik you want to fink do i wanna foodchik that have other cats or dogs or fitch? (if you a cat, you want fitch) or kids. kids can be fun. but if you teach them stuff like licking the furniture the foodchik will get rupset because that them job I guess.
Hope this helps you find you a foodchik or fooddude, them are nice too.
have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt
hi, how you? how you teef? me likes your riting. Did you lern to be funny from your foodchik, her seem kind of funny too. What kind of stuff her like? What her say that make you laff?
Me trying to lern about foodchiks so I can get me one.
Your friend,
May-z
Deer May-z,
Hi, me good fanks, and me teef are great. How you? me glad you likes me riting. Me just are funny, like foodchik just are mooey. Fings foodchik like - her like reputers, cuz her always hogging it so me canot rite as much as me like. her like shoes, me donut no why her like shoes. her like to drink fings, water, coldy tea, coffee and dieck soda. though her not drink dieck soda aroun us too much anymore. Big Puppy smelped it and her made a sneeze in it. And foodchik got all loud and sayin' yuck, i donut beleeb you made a sneeze in my drink. you got cat snot in my drink. her carried on so much me finked her was going to hyperventilate. Hmmm, her no say too much that make me laugh. recept if big puppy is frowing up her will say pleeze big puppy donut frow up on the rug. big puppy frow up on the rug anyway cuz her mean like a snake.
when you shopping for foodchik you want to fink do i wanna foodchik that have other cats or dogs or fitch? (if you a cat, you want fitch) or kids. kids can be fun. but if you teach them stuff like licking the furniture the foodchik will get rupset because that them job I guess.
Hope this helps you find you a foodchik or fooddude, them are nice too.
have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt
Thursday, May 7, 2009
From Fren Bosco
Hi fren Sharkbutt, itsh me Bosco! How u teef? me teefs gud. But i wanted to tell you that the Queen is ill. Our foodchick worried for her, she not eeting and she moves like foodchick do after a round of tennis, which she dun ever play. So foodchik feedink her toast cos her eet the toast. Please fink good thots for Queen Molly, k?
yor pal,
Bosco
Hi fren Bosco and ShayBoscos foodchik,
me sorry to hear that you queen is ill and you are worrying. Me will make foodchik send the queen reiki which is like praying in tibetan wif a japanese accident me fink. anyway, her good at it. we will all fink good foughts for you queen.
your fren,
sharkbutt
yor pal,
Bosco
Hi fren Bosco and ShayBoscos foodchik,
me sorry to hear that you queen is ill and you are worrying. Me will make foodchik send the queen reiki which is like praying in tibetan wif a japanese accident me fink. anyway, her good at it. we will all fink good foughts for you queen.
your fren,
sharkbutt
Friday, May 1, 2009
Her are rinteresting
Me perhaps have mentioned that before, and her odd. Me no me mentioned that before. So her hang out with some monk men. And them chant and then her come home here and chant and it sound, well, it sound scary. Like her going to attack Tokyo or something. Odd.
From UB
I think she meant Yak Skiing or Yak Treking not Kayaking.
Yak Skiing
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4644933.stm
Yak Treking
http://thegoat.backcountry.com/2008/02/19/apline-ascents-yaktastic-alaskan-tours/
UB
HI UB, how you teef? You could be right, me no her just camed back from hanging out wif those monk men, them like the yak butter tea. Now her saying to big stripey, no yak on the coaster. Me don't know what that mean but me fink her referring to him frowing up. It like him hobby. Him pretty mooey too.
Yak Skiing
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4644933.stm
Yak Treking
http://thegoat.backcountry.com/2008/02/19/apline-ascents-yaktastic-alaskan-tours/
UB
HI UB, how you teef? You could be right, me no her just camed back from hanging out wif those monk men, them like the yak butter tea. Now her saying to big stripey, no yak on the coaster. Me don't know what that mean but me fink her referring to him frowing up. It like him hobby. Him pretty mooey too.
Kwestion Me Love Kwestions
Hi Sharkbutt! How u teef? Me teef gud. me haff qwestion. Does you like sprink cos there are lots more snacks flying around?
Hi Fren Bosco,
Yes, me loves it for the snaks being around and for the warm being around and for the baseballs on tv and the foodchik making fitch on the outside fitch cooker fing. Foodchik says we working on gratitude, me fink her working on mooing.
Hi Fren Bosco,
Yes, me loves it for the snaks being around and for the warm being around and for the baseballs on tv and the foodchik making fitch on the outside fitch cooker fing. Foodchik says we working on gratitude, me fink her working on mooing.
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