Thanksgiving Advice*

Dear Sharkbutt, What do cats eat for Thanksgiving? My brother says you eat turnips, I think he's wrong. Your friend, L

Dear L,
Cats eat remains of turkey for Thanksgiving usually. Foodchik will sometimes give us a turkey hoof. We had a substitute foodchik this Franksgiving and her gave us turkey and fitch mixed. Me thought it was relicious, big orangy thought it was risgusting. Your brother wrong we no eat vegetables much, especially not turnips, them risgusting, like way.
Have a happy day, your friend Sharkbutt

* sharkbutt contends that the appropriate name of the holiday is franksgiving. Because we get franks to eat sometimes.