Me Back

Me could say the usually stuff about foodchik odd and her moo. But me are so mad at her me could spit, her was at the place where fitch live so many times and her no bringed me any. No fitch, none, not even from a can. Me ast her why her so mean and mooeey that her no bring homed any fitch, and her said, me donut no how to catch them, me can barely catch you when it time to go to see ant doctor kelly, so why you fink me smark enuf to catch you a fitch?

Her make a good point, that why me mad.

6 fings that make me happy

This fing have rules, me donut no what they are, and me donut care, me a cat.
If you have 6 fings that make you happy and a blog, write about them, if you donut, ok, not like me will read them.

1) Fitch, me love fitch, it make me mouf smile.

2) Blueberry muffins, them make me mouf smile too.

3) Foodchik, even tho her a cow and her moo.

4) Baseballs.

5) having big cats to play wif.

6) spring - me just like it.

Shhhh

donut tell her but me rescaped a little bit. It just smelped so niiist and springy and snackish outside that me had to get some air. So her had the door opent to get somping off the fitch cooker fing that was not fitch and me taked a little walk. Big stripey was mad cuz him donut go too, but him helped me to open the door and get back in the houst.

So Perhaps Me Have Mentioned

Her odd. Me sitting on one of her laps, and the reputer is sitting on the other. We is listening to where fitch live (Foodchik: a/k/a ocean noises, Sharkbutt: them not mooey, them no what we listening to) and her smelp like where fitch live cuz her were there earlierer today and her feet visited their salty water. Me wish and wish and wish her would catch a fitch but me no her not really quite smart enuf for that, cuz her all mooey and everyone nos cows eet grass, not fitch.

Kewestion from Bosco!

Me loves kewestions from Bosco, him so rinteresting and smart and him no foodchiks so odd.
Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How u teef? Me foodchick no got to go to the salt mind today, she park her butt at home all day hooray! Then tomorrowness, she go wif odder foodchick and they are celeberating bof they barfdays.

Me foodchick made PIZZA! two daze ago, but was only Red Baron singles, so they werent muchness for me, but some. You wood love it here lately, she been making lots of fitch, she going to start growing scales and fins and swim down the drain. She always put this gunk called Retarded Sauce on her fitch, it is this goo with pickles and mayo and stuff, she say it go wif fitch, I dont noe, she dun share the fitch OR the Retarded Sause. Sharkbutt, why is hoomin beans so strange and do strange fings?

Hi fren Bosco!@!!! How you? How you teef? YOu food chik have a lotta many birfdays like mines does her are eleventeen and firty sixt or someping. Her odd and her mood. Food chik make stuff tartar sometimes but it usually mistake then we get to eet it because her say shit this still is mooing, like her do. Hey you let me no if your foodchik start growing scales and fins and swimking, because if her do me will have to take it easier on the fitch. Fren Bosco, me not sure why them so very odd and do such strange fings. maybe just to remuse us.
have a happy day, your friend sharkbutt.

From ShayBoscosFoodchik and Bosco

The stacked eyes are quite surreal, Lil Sharkbutt! Mwahs to you and your foodchick!

PS frum Bosco:

Hi itsh me Bosco! How u teefs? me sad cos me miss the Queen. She were always to be playink wif me even tho she were oldish.

luv,

Bosco!

Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
Stacked eyeballs make her look kinda like a fitch, that why me like her. Mwahs to you and you Bosco too.

Hi Bosco,
ME good, me teef good too. Me very sorry about you Queen fren, it very sadliest much. Foodchik play wif me even tho her oldish.

Do you do anyfing for the hollerday? We just hang out and wait for foodchik to holler at ust.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Releven Rinteresting Fings About Me and Foodchik

This will be rinterestng, foodchik going to write releven rinteresting fings about me and them going to write releven rinteresting fings about her, recept her not that rinteresting. Please rescuse her spelping, her donut no any better.

11 Interesting things about Sharkbutt

1) When he was a kitten, him and his brothers were named after the Marx brothers, Sharkbutt's name was Groucho.

2) He wakes me up every morning as the sun starts to rise. About the middle of June this gets a little ugly (4am). But I often oversleep in December. (7am)

3) His favorite foods are blueberry muffins and yogurt, oh and fish (fitch).

4) Sharkbutt's favorite baseball player is Johnny Damon.

5)He's a fairly aggressive groomer and will chase the big cats down to give them a lick right between the eyes.

6) Sharkbutt still chases his tail.

7)Sometimes he sleeps on top of the hot water heater to keep warm.

8) He will watch baseball with me but doesn't seem to enjoy it.

9) Sharkbutt is just as sweet as he looks.

10)He will bring his water dish to me in his mouth when it needs filling.

11) Sharkbutt aspires to be a personal trainer for foodchicks and fooddudes.

11 Rinteresting fings about foodchik even though her are probably only interesting enough for 4 fings.

1 - Her a cow and her moo.

2- Her are a bad cook.

3- Her are robsessed wif reading.

4- see this are 4 fings and her not rinteresting. Ok her are tall, but me a cat all of you are tall.

5- Her favorick food is chicken.

6-Her will eet it wif her 2nd favorick food which are granola.

7- Me fink her would grow grass too so her could eet it cuz her a cow and her moo.

8-Yes now me just making up stuff because her not that rinteresting like me telled you already. ok, her hair are a lotta many colors.

9- Her have a lot of shoes, but not as many feets as me. Weird.

10- Her eyes are so close together them sometimes look stacked one on top of another one.

11- It's a damn good fing her no break this reputer when her put more memory in ick. fool.