Her Make Me Resane

in my brain. Her doing Aikido again. Me realize that it keep her off the street and so forth but me are utterly mystified at this whole business off ice in the bed. Her have baggies of ice on her front and back. Know how me find this out? Me hopped up to give her some licks on her head and tell her her bedtime story. Yes, her have a favorite, no me not telling you what it is. Anyway. Me hop up and to her chests, what me? cold iceness. It unnatural. Like freezing fitch. Her deranged and we going to have a talk.

Guess What?

Me had a team named after me
Team Sharkb

You can look for it here. I'll even tell you the deal. Foodchik had a granma, granma's are like extra bestest foodchiks. Anyway, foodchik never got to meet this granma cuz her died of breast cancer when foodchik fooddad was just young. So her bothered her friends into walking wif her and them camed back smelping of a lot of different people and help to make money for breast cancer research. So, here's what me fink you should do. Look down, if you see two feet, you ought to find one of these walks and walk in it, or run if you like that. And if when you look down you see two breasts, you should take care of them. Trust me, me know what me talking about

Fanks So Much Sara Pale-end

You no me would rather walk on my lips then criticize democracy and stuff, but these debate peeple make foodchik craziness. Me had to lick her head for a hour to calm her down the other night. Her rant and rave, them people no ever answer questions and knock off the folksy bullshit, me are rellergic to charm. Ok her no say rezactly like that, her used more bad words. A lot more.

So me fink hiding the remoke control will help. Me don't need her any more resane them her are fanks.

From Bosco the Best Dog ever

Dude!!!!!!!! Fink how mushness PIZZA! and fitch there mush be in the whole erth!

Um...wut ish marridge, ennyways? Ish it like margarine? Or porridge? And who ish attacking it?? Bears? Goldilox? Me all cornfused again.

My foodchik say she ish kinda sooprised that claude aiken comed out of the closet. She rememba him from old Twilight Zones n stuff.

If claude aiken ish homeless-sexual, then me donut fink my foodchik can be, cos she always lookink at tv and fallink off the couch saying "what a woman!" So, I dun fink she likes boys, except ME!

yor frend,

Bosco!

Hi Bosco,
how you? How you teef? Me no back in the day marritch was how men buyed women to slave up for them. me not sure what it about now. and me not sure quite what attacking it unless it cicadas them loud attacker fings like them people on tv always yelling about preligion and junk.

I not sure if Back Akin is homeless sectional or what, me donut no what even that mean. Me and big stripey, we both boy cats, we groom each, and romp and stuff. we not homeless or sectional.

But them a lot a fitch and pizza in this world. did we ever figure out if there a pizza fitch?
me forget,
have a happy day, your fiend
Sharkbutt

Now Me confused

There are baseball on the radio and footsball on the tv. So them talking about homeruns but them are kicking and stuff on the tv. Me so confused and her probably fink it funny. Perhaps me have mentioned her are odd.

Food chik ranting and ravin

Someone named Dirt, wait her said him name is Clay, camed out of the closet and her want to no why this is news? Why it ever news? Me wake up, and come out of the closet everyday, sometime a couple a times. Me no hear foodchik snorp in there, and it not usually care, but me digress. Why do anyone care? Why do anyone not already figgered it out? Did him not sing show tunes? Hello! Her rant and rave about these defending marriage noise people too. Me fink her on to somping, defending marriage from what? the 50% divorce rate? maybe if them'd leave the gays people alone the closet cases wouldn't get married and then have very public divorces like here wif that governor dude and him beard. Why worry about gays and not that exgovernor dude from NY and him ho's? It seem to me that peeple make a whole lot of noises about this stuff so them can pretend them no hear what really going on. You want to really see some action on defending marriage? start talking about making it illegal for everybody, cuz them talking about it being a religical thing. ok, separate your churchy and state stuff and make them tax benefits go away. And if people cannot collect on spousy social security, that should save some money like them always hollerin' about.

And me and Bosco and Queen Molly and the big cats should take over the earth.

Foodchik are odd

Her took this picture and asked me if the skull make her ass look fat. Her ass not in the picture so how me know?