Hollerdays

So we had hollerdays here at the house of foodchik, me here that some of you put up trees for the hollerdays, we donut do that because her a cow and her moo. And her have a fake palm tree up here all the time. And we get presinks like nip, and toys and snaks from foodchik and her foodchik and fooddude. Me call them Ant Grandma and Uncle Grandpa but her say that not right. Her no 'splain why it not right, her just talk until my hears hurt. Anyway, someone sent her a presink, it is grapefruits and oranges, these are a kind of fruit called citrisk. me hate critrisk worse than anyfing. it smelp like yuk.

Fren Bosco! Yay!

Maybe them food taste like feet when it donut be fitch?

Hi Fren Bosco,
how you? How you teef? How you foodchik?
Me fink you right everything foodchik cook smelps like feet so me fink it will tasty like feet.
have a happy day,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Hello!

Happy Chriskmisk and stuff.

Me got some emails to answer but me going to space them out some else me have no kwestions to anser.

Deer Sharkbutt,
How you? How you teeth? I heard that foodchicks and fooddudes taste things with their feet. Is this true?
Thanks,
Your friend,
Clydini

Deer Fren Clydini,
how you and your teef? Me good and me teef great. Me did not fink that foodchiks and fooddudes tasty stuff wif them feet. So me ast foodchik, though me donut no why me bothered to ask her, her not even seent her feet in years. Foodchik say no sharkbutt, foodchiks and dudes donut tasty stuff wif them feet, me fink you talking about bees or mosquitos.

So that the answer,
have a happy day,
your fren, sharkbutt

Him So Funniness!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teef? Me teef eggsellent!

Why your foodchick all freezy with the no heat all the time? Is she esquimo? Or esquimoo?

Hahahahahaha "esquimoo" hahahaha, me funnee!

yor pal,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco!
Me teef is good, and me very good. Me still laughing at esquimoo! That soooooo funniness. Me would splain it to her but her a little slow and me pretty busy.

Have a happy day,
your fren,
Sharkbutt

The cold is here

and you no her not turning on any kind of heat in here. Me finking about rubbing two sticks together but me just fink that will work me very last cold frozey nerve. Me finking about sleeping in her leather coat because it seem to keep the cows warm. ha!

Somebody asked me a question, me have a question

Dear Sharkbuck,
ow u? ow u teef? me fooddude keep talking about hollerdays and that kriskmisk is him favorite, should me give him a moust as a presink?
fanks, your friend,
Beanie

Hi Beanie,
Me great, thanks, and me teef great fanks. How you? What new? Me will confess me donut no a lot about hollerdays recept that foodchik get real loud about it. Is kriskmisk the hollerday that is about cheez? foodchik like the cheezy hollerdays. you will waste a moust giving it to your fooddude, them donut no about mousts.

what hollerday do you like? i like all the ones with fitch.
your friend, sharkbutt

Harumph

Me had to sit her down for a chat. Her maked the bed today, this happens almost as often as it snow here. So after her made the bed, me sat down to have a little lick and her hopped up on my side of the bed with her large mooey self. And yes, me want you to take a moment and picture her large mooey self hopping. Funny stuff. But me digress. We sat around and had a little talk about why her so mooey. Me fink it the tomato sauce. Me hate tomato sauce, unless it have clammies in it. Her mooeyness are rellergic to clammies and crabbies and strimps now so it all the time with the meat, the chickens and the mooey. No fitch. Maybe Santy Claws and him flying reincow will bring some to me.

The ice and the mooey

Me sat down and had a chat wif the foodchik yesterday when her was laying down and being mooey. ME lik her head, it like truth serum and it make her tell me stuff her no want anyone to no. And now me going to tell you.

Her dream job besides being me foodchik would be to be a back up dancer for Tina Turner.

Her favoritck food is refried beans and chocolate chip cookies and spaghetti and meetbombs but not all together. Her favorite drinks are icy tea, and water.

Her wisht her could lick herself. And her wants 3 more tattooks on her large mooey self. me going to try and tell her one should be a cow. then me will laff. haha

Fren Bosco!

Deer Sharkbutt,

Me haff kestion. Sometimez my foodchick puts me in her carrier, which is a big green thing she calls a car, and just wen me think we going to PIZZA parlor, we go to torcher docter instead. Why she take me to torcher docter? Me think cos she likes the one torcher docter and the pretty assistants, but she say dat not mane reezon. She say iz to keep me helthy, but me was helthy before we leff home. Why she do dat?

yor fren,

Bosco!

Deer fren Bosco, how you? how you teef? Did you have a good hollerday? Foodchik were gone, so we got fed better by the substituke foodchik. How do you like riding in the carrier? Me hate it. Me donut no why them take us to get tortured at the dokter, except to look at the eye candy. Them say it to keep you healthy, but it so you get shots and stuff. And sometimes mecidine wen we need it.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt