From Bosco the Best Dog ever

Dude!!!!!!!! Fink how mushness PIZZA! and fitch there mush be in the whole erth!

Um...wut ish marridge, ennyways? Ish it like margarine? Or porridge? And who ish attacking it?? Bears? Goldilox? Me all cornfused again.

My foodchik say she ish kinda sooprised that claude aiken comed out of the closet. She rememba him from old Twilight Zones n stuff.

If claude aiken ish homeless-sexual, then me donut fink my foodchik can be, cos she always lookink at tv and fallink off the couch saying "what a woman!" So, I dun fink she likes boys, except ME!

yor frend,

Bosco!

Hi Bosco,
how you? How you teef? Me no back in the day marritch was how men buyed women to slave up for them. me not sure what it about now. and me not sure quite what attacking it unless it cicadas them loud attacker fings like them people on tv always yelling about preligion and junk.

I not sure if Back Akin is homeless sectional or what, me donut no what even that mean. Me and big stripey, we both boy cats, we groom each, and romp and stuff. we not homeless or sectional.

But them a lot a fitch and pizza in this world. did we ever figure out if there a pizza fitch?
me forget,
have a happy day, your fiend
Sharkbutt

Now Me confused

There are baseball on the radio and footsball on the tv. So them talking about homeruns but them are kicking and stuff on the tv. Me so confused and her probably fink it funny. Perhaps me have mentioned her are odd.

Food chik ranting and ravin

Someone named Dirt, wait her said him name is Clay, camed out of the closet and her want to no why this is news? Why it ever news? Me wake up, and come out of the closet everyday, sometime a couple a times. Me no hear foodchik snorp in there, and it not usually care, but me digress. Why do anyone care? Why do anyone not already figgered it out? Did him not sing show tunes? Hello! Her rant and rave about these defending marriage noise people too. Me fink her on to somping, defending marriage from what? the 50% divorce rate? maybe if them'd leave the gays people alone the closet cases wouldn't get married and then have very public divorces like here wif that governor dude and him beard. Why worry about gays and not that exgovernor dude from NY and him ho's? It seem to me that peeple make a whole lot of noises about this stuff so them can pretend them no hear what really going on. You want to really see some action on defending marriage? start talking about making it illegal for everybody, cuz them talking about it being a religical thing. ok, separate your churchy and state stuff and make them tax benefits go away. And if people cannot collect on spousy social security, that should save some money like them always hollerin' about.

And me and Bosco and Queen Molly and the big cats should take over the earth.

Foodchik are odd

Her took this picture and asked me if the skull make her ass look fat. Her ass not in the picture so how me know?

Me and Foodchik

we had a chat about her being away, her said Sharkbutt me would never go to Jupiter wifout you, you are my trusted translator of the Jupiterian and me cannot remagine making that big long trip wifout you. Me did not fink you would like Aridzona because it hot and dry and stuff and you would have to be in the car and the rareplane and stuff. Me did fink you would be happier here at home wif the big cats and substitute foodchiks. (ok, me paraphrase but because her a good foodchik me trying to make her sound smartness) And her are smartness, but her are odd too. Her not really a cow, me used to say that to try and make her mad but Puppy telled me, her fink it cute and it no make her mad. Puppy fink I'm silliness, because her telled me this. Her kinda mean, not nice like foodchik.

From Bosco and Him Foodchik

Dude!! my foodchik wants ta say sumpin to ya and me said was okay. Okay?

Yor frend,

Bosco!

Hello little Sharbutt! I just wanted to say, that right from the first time I visited your blog, I found it to be clever, funny and original...a true joy! *winks*

Shay, Bosco's Foodchik

(note from Bosco)wut i fink she mean iz dis--dat you blog ish like yummy fitch!!!! And PIZZA!

Deer Bosco, sure it ok, you foodchik good wif you, her good wif me. Fanks for translating, too. your friend Sharkbutt.

Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
Fank you for saying such nicely fings about me blog. Me see why Bosco like you so much, me thought at first it was because him seem robsessed wif this pizza fing. But you nice.

Have a happy day, be good to your teef!
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Reward for Me

Me got this reward from ShayBosco's Foodchik, Bosco is the best dog ever. This her blog, me like it, Foodchik love it. ShayBosco's Foodchik

We love Tiger and Lucy's Foodchiks Blog too, her sassy and talk about her boy a lot. We like him. Tiger and Lucy Foodchik and Boy

And we love Shazza's too: Shazza!

Qwestion From Bosco

Hi Sharkbutt, ish dat Jupiter?????

yor frend,

Bosco!

Dear Bosco,

Hi, how you? Me good. Her say it the Grand Canyon, me say it Jupiter, but me are irked that her went wifout me. If she has another catlet translating for her up there me will not be remused. Your friend, Sharkbutt

Foodchik say fank you for the reward, your foodchik rock.

Her Are Back.

This where her were at. Her went wif her foodpeople (Sharkbutt, I think you mean my parents.) Whatever. her back, her odd and her smelp like desert.

Her Fink Her Are Remusing

Her are not. We tolerate the booming singing of What New Pussycat? because it make her be all jolly and laughing. Me try and talk her out of ranswering the door in her sarong and tattoos. But her not eating meat or fitch or chickens and me no like it. And if her do eat chickens it wif lemons, me hate lemons. Her not right. and her a cow and her moo.

Question from Bosco, the coolest dog ever

PS--she still on a die-it, how me get her off die-it so me can get PIZZA! again? (yesh, dats a kwestion)

Hi Bosco, how you? How you teef? How to get her off die-it? that hard, me fink if you take her for lots of long runs around and play wif her a lot so her get lots of rexercise that will help. Sometimes to get fitch me just look sad, and whimper a little bit. foodchik always fall for that. What we do when we want fitch is start reading her mail, Big Puppy get credit card offers because her get magazines and stuff. So we just use one of them to order up a side of tuna or beest. Maybe that could work wif your pizza dude and foodchik.

Good luck wif that. And foodchik say tell your foodchik good luck wif her die-it, your friend sharkbutt and her foodchik who are nuts.