Me Gotta Question

How can me tell if foodchik are right in her head? Big Stripey said just make sure her in betweenx her ears. Him a simple dude. Puppy says me should knock on her head, see if anyone home. Her are not hopeful.

Any ideas?

Me not sure what goes on in that head

but me pretty sure it not mutch. Ok first her fink her going to get us to use the toilet where her go. Her had got a fing that would make it easy for us to use it but her tend to overlook how mutch cats hate to drownd. And really it makes us laugh lots and lots and lots to watch her try and show us how to do it. But this not working so well recept for entertainment value.

So now her got these fings...Tidy Cat there one problem wif it, big Stripey no fit so him end up peeing on the floor, one time and then another time on her foot. That maked me laugh, me thought me would pee on her foot. Good her got them cheep from Ramazon, now her probably going to go back to teaching us how to use the toilet. It will be hilarious. Foodchik are resane.

Rexercise!!!

Foodchik rexercised today and we did wingmills on the floor, well, until her dropped us and picked up the dumbbells (which you might fink are the big cats hahahahah, me funny). Me like to rexercise wif foodchik, it fun. Her did squats wif me wrapped around her neck.

Her Make Me Wonder...

a lot. The other day her said Sharkbutt, let's talk. Me fink, uh oh. what her going to tell me? We getting another cat? And her said no, sharkbutt, I know you don't like it so much when I come home smeling of other animals and I know I'm going to come home smelling like dogs, maybe cats and a horse and maybe some other stuff I don't know about yet. Me said foodchik me reprreciate you telling me so me not surprised when you come home smelling like you petted every dog ever.

So her comes home and her smells like dogs - lot of them, and a horsebutt. (her call them horses, me call them horsebutts) So me said foodchik, how you like the horsebutt? and her say sharkbutt him was very nice but him kind of scary cuz him have a bad leg and can lose him balance, that why me went to see him to see if reiki will help him feel better. And me said foodchik, you fink it did? Her said her don't know, cuz her couldn't ask him. Me told her that reiki help everything. all the time.

Me donut know if her believe me.

Pollution

We watch weather channel a lotta much, and them talked about air pollution. Me asked foodchik to resplain to me what air pollution is, but me wasn't understanding. Then her came home from eating Indian food, and now me know. Wow! That are scary.

Question!!! Me LOVE Questions!

deer Sharkbutt,

Hi, itsh me, Bosco! How you teef? Me herd someone singing, pussycat pussycat where have you been, I've been to London to look at the Queen, and me thot WOW it musht be about Sharkbutt (!!!) and his foodchik the Queen of Jupiter! Is it???????????

yor frend,

Bosco!

deer Bosco,
Hi, How you, Bosco? How you teef? How you foodchik? Me teef good fanks. Ya know me don't know if that song are about foodchik and me. Me don't fink her have ever been to London and me know me never been to London. But her do sing What New Pussycat to me every day almost. It a terrible racket but me got used to it.

Me have a question for you - you like getting your toenails clipped? Me not mind it recept when her cut too much toenails off. Big Puppy hates it. Her tried to eat foodchik head.

Have a happy day, your friend, Sharkbutt

Me Love Questions

Dear Sharkbutt, How you? How you teef? Me have a question for you? How do you get your foodchik or fooddude to not cook stuff so much? Her cooks everything to death, and me like them a little closer to mooing - ha, like your foodchik? Fanks, Marvin

Deer Marvin, HI!!! HOW YOU? HOW YOU TEEF? HOW YOU FOODCHIK? still cooking like a nut, it sound like. Me donut no how you can get her to cook fings not so burnted. But when foodchik cook inside me will usually mess wif the timer so stuff no cook so long as her fink it will ha! Try that, your friend Sharkbutt

Fireworks

Them are loud, me no like them. So me talked to foodchik about them and her said Sharkbutt, me runderstand you no like them, them are loud so me won't make you watch them, and you can just hide somewhere quiet if you like. Or you can watch them wif me. me will protek you and see if them at least rinteresting for you to watch. So me did, and me was sooprised that me liked them. Me glad foodchik protek me though, them still loudness.

Siiigh

Foodchik are crazed lately, even more than her usually are. Her comes home from work and just talk at herselfs and then her answer herselfs. So then me sit on her head and say chik what the matter, why you talking to yourselfs? And her say Sharkbutt, me a bean counter not a moust whisperer, but nobody asking me to count beans, just tell the mouses to go out of where me work at.

Me said foodchik, them not always mouses, them always beans to count. Take a deep breath, count some beans and then go talk to the mouses. It be ok.

Her say fanks sharkbutt, you give very good revice.