Why

are her posting on my blog? Anyway, you know how me was not speaking to foodchik yesterday because of the fitch thing. Well, her was supposed to be helping me wif my blogpost and Puppy frowed up on her. It was awesome foodchik yelled and was grabbing at her neck and yelled and cleaned it up. Me laugh, me laugh so much me fell off the couch.

So me went up to make sure her was ok, after her got out of the rainroom. Her said Sharkbutt, me noticed you were rupset wif me. Why you rupset? And me telled her. Her said Sharkbutt, me understand why you rupset and me no blame you but Ant Doctor Kelly say you cannot have people tunee fitch, otherwise me would make it for us all of the time. Me will ask her about crabbies and maybe we'll have some of that soon.

Me happy now, crabbies, even more better than tunee.

Thoughts!

It's baseball season, yay!

Last week as I was perusing the expenditures for the month, I noticed that I'd spent $500 on gas, and there was still a week left in the month. So, I said to myself, 'self this is insane.' I did me research, and realized that the kind of driving I do does not lend itself to the economies achieved by the hybrid. If I brake 5 times in 56 miles it's a lot. I researched the Toyota Matrix (love Toyotas, drove one for 354,000 miles, loved it) and the Mazda 3 hatchback. Love Mazdas, fun to drive. I've got 210,000 miles on my Mazda truck. After work on Monday, I moseyed out of the house with a number that would make me do a dance, and got a price that $700 below that. So I bought it Monday night. And saved $100 on gas last week. That doesn't suck.

So new car and new baseball season, life is good.

Me are not speaking to foodchik

Foodchik went out to eat last night and that fine. But her came home and me could tell her had had fitch for supper, because me looked in her mouf. And her no shared it wif me. So when it was time for bed me hided so her had to sleep by herselfs. Her are a cow and her moo, sneaky fitch eater cow.

Sometimes

Her make me shake my head. Foodchik are a trip. Me was reading her blog. Her help me wif this one and it gave her the idea to have one of her own. Her think her funny or something. So over on hers, her talking about nonsense. Big silly nonsense. If you know her, you might not be surprised be this. But her going on and on and on about Preparation H and how in it's ringredients, it have flavor. So what, everything have flavor. If me were her and me glad me not, me would worry way more about the road flare stuff in her ointment. Oh and if you want to see her silliness, it over here. Foodchik@blogspots. Me no recommend it. It too silly.

Question

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? How you teef? Me have a question for you, what is the most rintersting fing about you foodchik? Most rinteresting fing about my foodchik is that her juggle my cat nip mouses.

Fanks, your friend,
Midnight

Deer Midnight,
Hi!!!! Me happy to hear from you. Not only because me love questions. How you teef? How you food chik? Me foodchik are rinteresting alright. Me fink the most rinteresting fing about her is that her chant in Tibetan. Oh and her snorp.
One of them is it.
Have a happy day! And write me more questions, me love them.
Sharkbutt!

IT FRIDAY

and foodchik are home wif us, her been out gallivanting every night this week. Perhaps me mentioned the leaving the burner on caper. We put a note on the door, it say 'yo, foodchik, you turn the burner off? Me fink it will work. But her are a cow and her moo.

Ru'roh

Foodchik went to the torturers tonight like her do every Wednesday night. But her left the burner on under the stove, me fink we have to make rules about this.

Happy Spring and Happy Easter

Me can tell it's getting Spring out because them are much more snaks (tweets, squirrels and bunnies) springing outside. Sometimes me wish foodchik would let us go outside to play with the snaks, I means tweets, squirrels and bunnies. But her no trust us. Every once in a while her have a brain fart and leave the door opened wif the screen opened by mistake and me go out to frolic and romp. But then usually her notice and holler cats real loud and me and the big cats know we gotta haul tail back into the houst.

Foodchik was trying to resplain Easter to me, but me not sure me get it. I can see being a nice fooddude but Him really went above and beyond you know? Like a bodhisattva kind of soul.

Rexercise Again

Foodchik was rexercising on the ball today, her have special ones that cannot pop. This is a good thing since me slipped and put me claws in it to hang on. Or maybe it was in her. Funny. But her no think so.

Her made me sit on her feets so her could do crunchy fings. That not so fun, her move her feets too much.

Where Fitch Live and Stuff

You might not know this about me but me love fitch. Me love to talk about them wif foodchik. Why fitch so tasty and why them make my mouth smile just thinking about them. And this morning me said foodchik, there are so many things me don't know about fitch. What can you tell me? And foodchik said Sharkbutt here is a picture of where fitch live.


If me had liked water me would think it is a beautiful place to live. But we are not so wild about the waves and carrying on. Them scares me. And so do these big tweet dudes. Foodchik says them catch fitch and eat them. Her also said that once her were walking by the beach and one of them dropped a clammy shell on her head. Me fink that might hurt. Her said it would hurt worse if the clammy was still in the shell and the tweet came to get it back.


Hmmm, since it's St. Patricks day maybe foodchik will make me some corned fitch and cabbages.

Things Me Fink

It seem that people get in a big uproar about sex, who doing what with who and who paying what for it. And me fink if you make promises to somebody you need to keep them. But me also fink, if people worry more about being good foodchiks and fooddudes and practice them yoga so them can reach everywhere them might want to reach to lick and scratch and so forth then nobody need to be paying anybody to lick them and stuff. Also, me fink that them need to fink would me like this if someone did it to me? And if answer is no, then don't do it.

Me was telling foodchik this and her regreed, her said sharkbutt me fink it will take some evolutioning for people to be able to reach to lick everything, we just not got portionally long enough necks for that sort of thing. Me said foodchik you funny. Now people gonna be in a uproar about evolutioning. Foodchik say, people were in a uproar about gravity once too and that's a law. Me said like the toast will land jelly side down law. Her said yep somping like that.

Hmm

Me notice foodchik not mention over in her blog that her only sleeping wif one cat these days. hahahahah. that cat would be me. Puppy no come upstairs too much anymore and Stripey. Him just banned me fink. hahahahah. Me laugh. Him a cow and him moo.

CHICKEN

Me going to tell you a secret about foodchik, her are obsessed wif chicken and (flamingos but that a whole nother story) anyway, mutch of what her cook here is chicken, sometimes oatmeal, but muchly alot chicken. Her will mostly smoky it, but sometimes her just cook it. Her no usually share, but her gived me some tonight. YUM! Her made good chicken stuff. Her should do more of it. Ha!

Mewsic

Dear Sharkbutt, Hi, how you? How you teef? Do your foodchik listen to mewsic? What kind her like? Me food dude is listening to death metal all the time and me shopping for a new food chik or dude. Fanks, your friend, Mao

Deer Mao, Hi, me good, me teef great, fanks for asking. Food chik listen to music, kind of a lot. We not so much with the death metal here, sometimes it's the plinky, plinky massagy enya stuff (me hate it wif water noise in the background, always makes me need to pee) listen to a lot of reggae, me favorite. and all kind of stuff, me even like the rap that we listen to. Me don't fink me would like if her only listened to one kind of thing. And really, me not supposed to say it, but her dance around a lot. And if her can reach me or Stripey - Puppy won't have none of it, her will dance wif us too. That pretty fun it like rexercise.
Have a happy day,
Sharkbutt

Hi

Not too much rinteresting happend besides rexercise, as always food chik is so radiantly festive that her twitch. Her came in from the raining out last night (her not always show that much sense, but me digress) and shook like we do to get dry, it no work so good for her but me laugh because her tried to shake dry so hard. Her a funny chik.

Rexercise

Foodchik did a new rexercise wif me today. Her have these things that her have to balance her feets on and then her had me in her hands and me got lifted over her head then down and like that for a bunch of times. It was funny, but we both got dizzy. Her more than me but her start off dizzier me think.

Puppy the Evil

Her look like a regular ray of sunshine, don't her? Her take after food chik, a world class ray of sunshine.


Me was actually giggling when that picture was taken. Foodchik telld a joke about the fitch, the plant food and monkey bars. It still make me laff.

Arugula?

Foodchik were eating arugula, me don't know why. Her funny like that. Her nice though, and told me I could tasty it if I wanted to, so I did. Me no like it. But it is happy making for me when her let me try stuff. And her will tell me when stuff might be too spiciness for me or could make me sick. Her a good foodchik. Me was asking her about pasteurized milk, me was reading about it. Her said that her Aunt Bat take baths in milk and me asked if her took baths in pasteurized milk and foodchik said no, her fink her said she has it just up to her boobs.

Oh no, not this again

Foodchik takes pictures. Me don't no why, me just prefer her no wake me up to do it. And the big cats feel the same way. And you might fink because I'm rupside down and cute that I'm amused by this, that would be a mistake.


This picture of Stripey make me laff, him look possessed or something. We still working on a picture of Puppy. Her kind of a slippery character.

FOODCHIK OTHER JOB

Me don't recall if me mentioned that foodchik is a full time professional minion, her is also a massage therapi and a reiki master. Sometimes her massage our substitute foodchik and sometimes her massage her massagi friends and sometimes her massage us at our house. So today AM our substitute foodchik comed for a massage and some reiki. Me love when food chik massage people because her use relicious avocado and carrot grease for them. And her burn sage and rincense so the house smelp nice and it good for the energy in the place. Me like it. Her no seem so cow-y when it like that here.