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Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? How you teef? Me have a question for you. Our food dude started giving us chicken juice wif our food and it very tastyness. Sometimes him make it himself wif water and juice mix and sometimes him get it out of the freerange box. So me question is what free range mean? And why you fink him give us chicken juice?
Fanks, your friend,
Muttley

Deer Muttley,
Hi, how you? me good fanks, and me teef are rexcellent. Foodchik give us chicken juice too and me asked her about they why. Her said it was so we drinks more and pees more so certain cats (big stripey) don't have to go back to the cat ER. Her say it much cheaper to give us chicken juice. Me not complaining. Her said that free range mean that the chicken that them get the juice from have to run around and fetch their own food, it not stuck in a cage wif them. So they healthier because them get to run around and play chicken games before them have to give juice.
Have a happy day, Muttley. Me like you name,
your friend,
Sharkbutt