Questions about Foodchiks/Fooddudes

Dear Sharkbutt,
What is with foodchiks, fooddudes and clothes? Also, why them eat vegetables so much?

Thanks, your friend Spike

Deer Spike,
Hi, how you? Foodchiks and fooddudes need clothes to keep warm, them mostly not very furry. and them skin can get sunburnt (cooked) or frozened. Either is very bad for them and makes them smelp. My foodchik wear lot of clothes so her can keep it cold enough for outside in here.

Them eat vegetables for lots of reasons, but mostly because them can be tasty if you eat them wif chiken or fitch.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt