Stripe is a Cow

and him moo. Me was helping food chik read about global warming and we were reading about cows and flatus. Me had to ask food chik if we could look up what flatus mean. Her said sure, Sharkbutt, but it means farts. Well, here is what wikipedia say about it. Flatus is expelled under pressure through the anus, whereby, as a result of the voluntary or involuntary tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound, but gas can also be passed quietly. The olfactory components of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds.[1] The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes).[2]

Stripey's flatus's are quiet. Foodchik call it silent but deadly, me fink because them smelp ungodly. Foodchik say him farts smelp like brimstone. Foodchik telled me I'd better say her never have flatus ever, but if her did it would smelp like flowers.