I NEW FREN BOSCO WOULD NO.

Them wear sox becuz they are rebarassed that they donut got paws. That why they run like they been hit wiv a trank dart. Sometimes them wear glubs on dem hands too.

Fank fren Bosco, this resplains alot. foodchik say me are wrong when me say resplain. Her say you say re when it happening over again. me donut really fink that any kwestins we aks are asked for the 2nd or more times. So that why it resplain and not rexplain. ya no? her odd and her mooey and with the ice, and the moo.

Them Can Be So Silly Bosco

Me tried this. She thot I needed to go out. *sigh*


Hi Fren, You will have to do this many nights for weeks and weeks and weeks. And chriskmisk is coming so you could make a list and put pizza on it. Me always put heat and fitch on mine, and sometimes I get the fitch.

Me have a question for you. why them wear socks? do you know?

Fangs,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Me Love A Kwestion

Hi fren Sharkbutt, it's me, fren Bosco! How you teef? Me teefs good!

Me thinked you mite want to noe somethink. Me foodchick has picked up habit of saying "donut" a lot, insted of the hoomin mistake word "don't." I think it's becuz of us! So, me have kwestion. How me make her start saying, "Bosco, me donut noe why me nebber ordered you yor own PIZZA! before. let me go do that rite now" ?

Hi fren, Bosco! Me teef great fanks. How you teef?

Me glad you foodchik getting ready to talk rite. Foodchik doesn't remember the rite way to say stuff is donut. Making her start saying "Bosco, me donut noe why me nebber odered you yor own PIZZA, let me go do that." seems like it will be tricky so me ast big Puppy cuz her tricky and mean like a snake. Her said you got to go get a lime and put your idears under the lime when here asleep. Me really fink her donut no and is making it up someping to do with subliminals which me really think is limes in the bottom of urinals. But that what her say. Me say you should try this, when her sleeping, whipser in her hears bosco needs him own pizza, bosco needs him own pizza over again until you fall asleep. It might take a couple of nights, but you try dat.
Have a happy day your fren sharkbutt

Fren Phang Meet Fren Bosco

Hi Frens, you should meet each other because Phang you and Bosco both ask very good qwestions and Bosco nos many many fings about foodchiks. Him is a dog. Me is a cat. And Phang I donut no what you be. And that ok, me figure you not a foodchik or fooddude because you ast qwestions about a foodchik. Anyway, Bosco point out a very reportant fing about the foodchiks and coffee, if them donut have enuf, them simple, if them have too mutch, them will be all awake and mooey.

Fren Phang

Me forgot to tell you about the coffee. Them need it, else it get really ugly and them get extra mooey and stupid without it. So what me do is ask - foodchik, you have your coffee yet? And her will say, yes, sharkbutt me did, fank you for reminding me.

Me Love Kwestions

Hi Sharkbutt,
How you? Me found your blog and me so happy to have someone to answer me kwestions cuz me got lots of them. What do you feed a foodchik? Me just got one of me very own and know them not like kittens. But do you dig up worms for them to eat, or what?
Fanks,
your friend,
phang

Deer Phang,
Me great, me glad you wrote. How you? How you teef? How you like having your own foodchik? Usually you let them feed themselves, or else them get mooey. If you kills a snak you give it too them. But me lernt do not put it in them shoes, them really get loud and odd about that. So donut worry about feeding them. You might want to tell them to drink plenty of water cuz it good for them skins.
have a happy day and plese do write anytime. Me love kwestions almost as much as fitch.
your fren,
sharkbutt

Yay Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Me hopes you teefs are good.

Me fink we cood open a skool for hoomins and call it Sharkbutt and Bosco's Proper Spelping Skool. We cood teech hoomins how to spelp things without so much moo.

My foodchick made PIZZA! the other nite, but it waz Stoffers PIZZA! and it no had enuf crust and was liddle. I barely got enny. She also made chickin the nex nite but donut gimme that eether. I think if she cood spelp better she wood not be so meen sometimes. Wat do you think?

Hi Fren Bosco!!
Me teefs great, how you teef?

You no, we could open a skool for the mooey ones, and we can call it what you say or we could call it Bosco and Sharkbutt teach you how to be less mooey and more better.

Foodchik no made pizza or fitch here. Her trying to be vegetablarian again. Me fink that means her trying to heat up the houst by farting. Her have tried that before but smelps not the same as actual heats. I donut no what would make your foodchik not be so mean, but me no from me foodchik that if her eats too mutch chickens her start to get feathers and itchy. Her odd though and me fink if you just talk to your foodchik and say, foodchik, you look resturbed, what up? her might tell you and then give you pizza for being so niiiist. But helping the spelping might help the mean too, me just donut no.

Me have a question for you, why them wear de-oderant? them should wear odorant so them can smelp each other and no more stuff about each other. what you fink?

have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

1 more question - do you have a middle rinitial? foodchik do hers is H. me do too, it is J. what yours?

Yay Fren Bosco

Fireblossom said...
Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teefs? Me teef outshtandink!

What you foodchick on about? Why you donut edit this for her and make it reedable. me have noe idea what it meens cept for your clarifikations. there is nuffing about PIZZA! or fitch anywear in it! Not even pengwings.

Me go chew somefink.

yor fren,

Bosco!

Hi Bosco! Me teef rexcellent, fanks. me glad to here yours outshstandink - that means them in you mouf but happy right? foodchik say her outstanding when her out mooing around the grill.

her carry on about somping them call meditating. me call it sitting down and hushing up and fink her should do lots more of it. when her sit still like that, her much less mooey. And me told her foodchik, me fink you fink peepul read this but onliest Bosco and him foodchik read any of our mess. so why you not make it at least rinteresting? but her simple like a crayon.

Fanks for the questions, me reppreciate it,
your fren,
sharkbutt