Him Are Back!

When foodchik camed back from where her go to make money her bringed big stripey wif her! Me happy him back. Her happiness too. It big Puppy birfday today, not really, we donut no when her birfday really is but today is 10 years since her teached foodchik to be a foodchik. So foodchik put a candle in the food, her blow it out, we eet it. Oh and her sing, kind of bad. It sounds like someone stompin kittens.

Ru'roh

Foodchik took big Stripey to ant doctor Kelly today, him could not pee. Him had to stay there and me hope him ok. Me fink foodchik are rupset.

WEIRD

You know me would rather walk on my lips that say sumping bad about foodchik, but me cannot believe her catcheded a moust, her no seem that smart. And if me did not see the picture me would have thinked her was lying. Not that her lie much, but her rezaggerate when her tell time.

So maybe her learned sumping about catching mousts from me, a cat foodchik mind meld. That must be it.

Question from Shay Bosco's Foodchik

to sheena and sharkbutt, ok, sharkbutt and sheena.


Guess what? I am the featured Poet of the Week on Poets Who Blog! Pretty cool, huh? I hadn't even known, until someone commenting at Word Garden mentioned it. STRUT PREEN.

May I ask your cat a question, please? He does seem to enjoy them. Here is mine: Where does tuna fish come from? Are there little round cans swimming around in the sea?

xo

Shay, off to the salt mine





Hi Shay Bosco's Foodchik,
how you? how you teef? Me like you question very mutch, and when me was a baby cat me finked that tunee fitch swam around in cans out in the sea but then Puppy used her credit card to get us a side of tunee (this are half a tunee fitch that someone catched in a boat), foodchik said it was 70 lbs and it were nekkid, without any can around it, foodchik said fank god it were cryovacked. So me fink that maybe there no can on it when it swimming you know if half of one is 70 lbs, that would be one big ol' can.
That are a happy fing about you being featured poemtry chik. You very versatile, foodchik and a poemtry that very good.
fanks for asking me questions, me love to answer them.
have a happy day your friend, sharkbutt

So her decide to clean carpets

and we get wet feet from that. Me hate wet feet, especially from cleaning stuffs. Then her did sumping, me sill no sure what but then we get sparks from the wall and he relarms went off and stuff. Me HATE when the relarms go off, them make me ears bleed. Then yesterday her pulled it apart, me was waiting for sparkies and relarms again. But her got smart and called someone to come and fix the fing and no relarms went off. Me hate relarms.

Foodchik Just Crack Me Up

It very hot outside, me like it. Her like it cold enough to hang meat in here but it either too hot outside or too respensive for her to run the cold airs too much. So me fink it funny that her sweaty and talking to herselfs. Ha!

YAY! Another Question

Hello Sharkbutt!

It's Shay, your buddy Bosco's foodchik! Would you answer a question for me, please? I am thinking that, since your foodchik is Queen of Jupiter, that maybe you know lots about the cosmos. Here is my question: Are there cats in outer space?

Thank you, sir.

Shay

Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
How you? How you teef? Me happy to answer all of your questions. There are cats in outer space and what most peoples donut no is that on Jupiter where foodchik are queen, the boss people are cats and her basically go up there, help them open food cuz her got thumbs, them no do, but them do have 5 ears instead of only 2. Then her come back to be their rambassordor to earth, me and the big cats keep a eye on her. But we never been to Jupiter, we like hired help.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

PS - me love questions!

Oh Boy A Question, Almost as happy as Fitch

deer sharkbutt, hi itsh Bosco!!!!

R u afrade of storms???? I yam, a liddle. It ish rainink, and me laying on my foodchik's bare feets cos then she cant exscape wifout that i know aboud it. Plus, it makes me feel safeness. Ushually, me proteck her, but wen it rains, she proteck me. She don't moo ad all and me lov her.

yor buddy,

Bosco!

Deer Bosco, Hi, how you? How you teef?
Me are afraid of loud so yes me fink so me refraid of storms, me not wild about being wet either. Me usually hides under the bed it quieter there and that better and foodchik will say Sharkbutt it be ok, it be quiet soon. Me glad you chik no moo atall and youlovher. Me lov food chik too but me no fink me tell her especially since her stomped me like a grape but her ok. Fank you for riting me wif a question. have a happy day, your friend, sharkbutt

Me So Way Not Remused

it not even funny. Her stompedededed me, me fink her were sleepwalking and me was sleeping on the floor when her big old huff crashed down on mines. Me hided, and me could tell her felt bad about it so me punished her by hiding and then last night her made tunee fitch. That how me know her really felt bad. Haha. Me going to pretend her stepped on me tonight so me get more tunee. HaHA!

Rexercise!

Me love to rexercise wif the foodchik, her have us doing something called modified Turkish get ups, her have to modify them cuz her hurt her belly when big Stripey pushed her out of bed. Big Stripey really strong cuz the chik is really big.