ME HATE THIS

Me are very rupset with the foodchik, her was spraying stuff on the green floor and her got it on me on purpose. Then me had a bath, me hate baths. Her a cow and her moo. Me wet and me fink this computer is sizzling.

Her Can Be Loud

The foodchik not usually loud, but her wanted a new picture of me so her waked me up. Me were not remused.

Questions about Foodchiks/Fooddudes

Dear Sharkbutt,
What is with foodchiks, fooddudes and clothes? Also, why them eat vegetables so much?

Thanks, your friend Spike

Deer Spike,
Hi, how you? Foodchiks and fooddudes need clothes to keep warm, them mostly not very furry. and them skin can get sunburnt (cooked) or frozened. Either is very bad for them and makes them smelp. My foodchik wear lot of clothes so her can keep it cold enough for outside in here.

Them eat vegetables for lots of reasons, but mostly because them can be tasty if you eat them wif chiken or fitch.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Hi

Me just hanging out near the reputer so that I can get some heat from it. It cold in here. Me think foodchik is hanging meat somewhere but I can't find it.

Me Are Once Again So Not Remused

Her was cooking again. Me will have to chat wif her. Again! But the new smoke relarms work.

More Fings

Sometime when foodchik talk her have sayings, and them confuse me. Like her was talking to ant granma the other day and her said, 'oh her nutty as squirrel poo.' Me got confused. And me could hear ant granma on the other side of the phone and her say 'well, her not the sharpest penquin in the box either'. It like they have them own foodchik and mothership code or something.

Fings

Me have give up on foodchik helping me make a listy of places we like to go on the reputer.

So here are some...

Me don't know him, foodchik do. We listen to him Cds a lot. Me like him voice, him talk nice.

http://deansluyter.dyndns.org/

Me know her, and foodchik do too. We both love her and her J.

http://sassafrasmama.blogspot.com

Jaxter write to us sometimes, me love that.

http://jaxters-dogs.blogspot.com

Sam write to us sometimes too, me love that.

http://scullery-dog-sam.blogspot.com

And Shazza!

http://randomthoughtsandactsofstupidty.blogspot.com

PS

Her no burned the house down. And it a good thing.

Hi

Me just climbed out from where me was hiding to write this. Me hiding because foodchik scare me. Her just been so simple lately it scary. Here was cooking, this are scary in and of itself because her not good at cooking. Though her make good chicken juice. Anyway, her were cooking and then her were done so her but food in the loud ice thing. Then her mothership called and said Sharkbutt foodchik come out to lunch. So her went into the rain room, put on her clothes things and went out. Her never turned off the burner on the cooker and IT WERE IN THE HOUSE! We no worry so much on the fitch cooker thing but this are resane.

So me said foodchik we gotta to talk. Me sat her down and licked her head and said chik, me worried. Her said, Shark, me worried too. TOO mutch cough stuff making me stupid. Me said yes, it do. So now her just cough, but that better.

ME ARE SO MAD ME COULD SPIT!!!!

Foodchik is a cow and her moo! Me was going to sit between the couchies where it warm and me seent that foodchik have a new plastic mat thing over there. ME LOVE PLASTIC. But this one bites me, (FC: it actually delivers a mild shock) me hate it. Me don't know why her have biting things here.

Question

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? How you teef? Do you like chicken juice better or tomato juice? What you favorite food? Fanks, your friend, Mushu

Deer Mushu,
Hi, how you? me good and me teef really good fanks. Me love chicken juice. Me no like tomato juice very much. It a little too sourly for me. My favorite food is fitch. Although me had cream of meat the other day and that were tastyness. Me like blueberry muffins and peachy yogurt.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Super Bowl

Foodchik went to her friend S house to see the Superbowl but her leaved the tv on for us. We watched Animal Planet, the puppy bowl. Puppys are so silly, them make me laugh. Me have never seent Puppies up close and personal but them make me laugh lots.

Books on CD

Me was reading foodchik blog, her do blather on and on and on. But her was talking about listening to books on CD, we do that at night too. This one we been listening to, is really good (note from Foodchik it's Dean Sluyter and he's awesome) been talking about a book called the Zen Commandments. And me was finking about what him said about disconnecting the dots. Me know that sometimes me get rupset wif foodchik or the big cats because me fink that big stripey hogging the chik and her letting him is on purpose to rupset me. But me and foodchik was listening to this book and him was talking about the stories we tell ourselves and how we connect stuff that happen wif how we feel and why we feel stuff and it not necessarily so. So me get rupset for no reason, when me could hop up on foodchik other lap and get pets too.

Question

Deer Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? How you teef? Me have a question for you. Our food dude started giving us chicken juice wif our food and it very tastyness. Sometimes him make it himself wif water and juice mix and sometimes him get it out of the freerange box. So me question is what free range mean? And why you fink him give us chicken juice?
Fanks, your friend,
Muttley

Deer Muttley,
Hi, how you? me good fanks, and me teef are rexcellent. Foodchik give us chicken juice too and me asked her about they why. Her said it was so we drinks more and pees more so certain cats (big stripey) don't have to go back to the cat ER. Her say it much cheaper to give us chicken juice. Me not complaining. Her said that free range mean that the chicken that them get the juice from have to run around and fetch their own food, it not stuck in a cage wif them. So they healthier because them get to run around and play chicken games before them have to give juice.
Have a happy day, Muttley. Me like you name,
your friend,
Sharkbutt