From Me Friend Jaxter

JAXTER said...
Hi Sharkbutt -Izzy and Molly don't like it when I come home smelling like the enemy, I mean any other dog, either - so maybe you three should conference about the injustice of such ill mannered behaviors!
October 18, 2007 1:26:00 PM PDT

Hi Jaxter, you right! Me talked to the big cats and them said Sharkbutt, we don't like it when her come home smelping like other cats or dogs either but we talk to food chik and her make us feel better. Also, we no like it when her brought you home either and we got over it after talking to food chik.

So me talk to foodchik, me said foodchik, it bother me a lot when you come home smelping like other cats and dogs. her said, sharkbutt, I'm sorry it bothers you. Really I am, but here's the thing. You know when you go to ant doctor kelly and her pet you and it make you feel better, and when ant am, ant kate, ant joan or ant granma and ant granpa come to visit and give you food and stuff and pets make you feel better? And me said, yes, foodchik me know. And her said well, when I massage people to make them feel better they think oh, my cat or dog would like this and they would be happy if I pet them so I do. It doesn't mean I don't love you. And it doesn't mean you are not my favorite cats ever.

So now me feel better, even though the big cats no liked it when her bringed me home. Ha!

Have a happy day,
your friend sharkbutt

Boy, me so not remused

Me know that foodchik is a massage therapu sometimes and her give a good massage. And me know that people get massages from her sometimes and me can smell them on her. Me no mind the peoples too much but me are really mad cuz her was petting some other catlet. Me can smelp that it's very young and her was petting it. Me her baby cat, damn it. (note from foodchik: my client has a 5 week old kitten, and she needed some reiki so I gave it to her, it's what I do. No affection there - ok, yeah right, it was an adorable kitten - teeny tiny)

So me mad. Me going to have to talk to food chik about this. (yes him will)

Nip

Deer Sharkbutt,

Hi How you? How you get your foodchik to give you nip?



thanks your friend,

Nipper



Deer Nipper,

Me good franks. How you?

Usually to get nip me just hop up on her chair lick her head and say food chik, her will say yes, sharkbutt. me say, can me have some nip? her will yes, of course, sharkbutt me will sprinkle some nip for you and the big cats. and her do. So me say just ask. me also have a nip dance. when me do it her know it time to give us some nip.



have a happy day,

your friend,

Sharkbutt

Question for Me

Dear Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? My foodchiks have a new cat let named Houdini, do me have to worry about him eating me rawhide bone?

Thanks,
Sassy

Deer Sassy,
Me good franks for asking. Hi, how you? Me fink you no have to worry about Houdini the cat let and the rawhide bone. Cats not much for rawhide and if it bigger than Houdini head him not going to fink to put it in him mouth.
Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Big stripey is a cow and he moos

Me are so not remused. Him decided it would be a good idea to gnaw on my foot. And instead of yelling, 'cat ganaw your own foot' like her usually do, her took a picture. Her a cow too. And her moo!

What are a Meme?

Ok, foodchik - ecrandori.blogspot.com said me need to do this so here it is.

1) What I was doing ten years ago: Me are 3.

2.) Five years ago: Me Still 3.

3) One year ago: Me live with foodchik and the old cats. Me eat, me sleep, me play, me got it good.

.4.) Yesterday: Foodchik camed home from r'Arizona.

.5.) 5 snacks I enjoy: Fitch, blueberry muffins, yogurt, ice cream and nip.

6.) 5 Things I would do if I suddenly had $100 million: pay mortgages for all the food chiks. buy food chik a new truck, buy ant doctor kelly a place for her to take care of cats.

7.) 5 locations I would like to run away to: Me look stupid to you or something? Why would I go?

5 bad habits I have: gas

5 things I like doing: eat, sleep, play, breathe, have nip.

10.) 5 TV shows I like: golf

11.) 5 things I hate doing: Me a cat, me don't do nuffing me hate.

12.) 5 Biggest joys of the moment: Food chik back, food chik back, food chik back,,,, yay!!! OH AND THIS IS WHERE HER WERE AT.

It's Back!!!

YES, me are talking about the foodchik and her are referred to as it until, me either forget her left us or her find us some nip. From what me can tell by smelps and so forth it were in r'Arizona, and her walked around alot. Me can tell from its feets.

So thanks for all of the foodchiks who camed to visit us and give us foods and pets. Them were very nice to do that. Food chik are a cow and her moo. But her back now and that good.