Oh foodchik, foodchik, foodchik

Me understand that people not so much wif catching their food on the hoof and then eeting it raw. But foodchik so bad at cooking or as her call it "burning stuff" it very scary. Burnt takes all the taste out of it which is risgusting. Me want to tell her, foodchik, sit down somewhere and let me cook. But me a cat, have no thumbs and cannot really reach at a distance that would keep me from getting scorched.