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Dear Sharkbutt, how you? how you teef? I have a question for you. Why do cats hork so much? thanks, your friend Molleek.

Hi Molleek, HOw you? How you teef? me great, me teef great, fangs. Why cats hork so mutch is a rinteresting question. Some cats, like Puppy the Orange hork because they mean like a snake. Other cats like Stripee the Massive horks because it gives him something to do between watching tv and trying to lick him own head. Mostly cats horks so mutch because we groom ourselves by licking, and fur sticks to our tongues and we eat it, but it not high in fiber so it don't move or digest so much, so it's gotta come up. oh and also, because foodchiks and fooddudes shoes get lonely when them not home and a little hork makes them nice.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
sharkbutt