Stripe is a Cow

and him moo. Me was helping food chik read about global warming and we were reading about cows and flatus. Me had to ask food chik if we could look up what flatus mean. Her said sure, Sharkbutt, but it means farts. Well, here is what wikipedia say about it. Flatus is expelled under pressure through the anus, whereby, as a result of the voluntary or involuntary tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound, but gas can also be passed quietly. The olfactory components of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds.[1] The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes).[2]

Stripey's flatus's are quiet. Foodchik call it silent but deadly, me fink because them smelp ungodly. Foodchik say him farts smelp like brimstone. Foodchik telled me I'd better say her never have flatus ever, but if her did it would smelp like flowers.

Question

Dear Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? Me good! Do you like to watch sports on tv? Me do, which ones you like? Have a happy day, your friend, Punkin

Hi Punkin, Me good, fanks. Me glad you good. Me watch sports wif food chik lots sometimes we watch some footsball, but we watch a lot of baseball when it time for baseball. and sometimes we watch what foodchik calls reheats, or classic games.. But it's the same game as was on before. Me like to watch rodeo and food chik do too. When we need naps we watch golfs.
So that what we do,
have a happy day,
Sharkbutt

Her Are Still A Cow

and her still moo. But me runderstand why foodchik cannot let us sleep wif her. Me sat on her head and said chik why we no can sleeps wif you? And her say Sharkbutt, me really sorry but me are rellergic and because me have the coffs and me have to take medicines the chik doctor say me no can sleep wif you. Me said food chik this me you rellergic to me and the big cats. Food chik say Sharkbutt me rellergic to cats but because me live with you guys me not so rellergic to you recept when me have brownchitis. Me said foodchik you no look brown to me. But if you did you look more like a cow and you moo.

Me Are So Not Remused!!!

Me always sleep in foodchik room. Sometime me sleep on the bed, sometime me sleep on the chik, sometime me sleep under the bed and other times me sleep in the linen closick. But foodchik locking me out later and me are rupset. Me will have to talk to her. But her a cow and her moo!

Puppy is a Cow and Her Moo!

Me are mad at the Puppy cat, now that her not hiding out anymore, her hogging the chick. Her a asshat foodchik hog. Foodchik say asshat all the time. Me not sure what her mean by that.

Me Back

Hi, how you? how you teef? Me been meaning to write, but me fink me sprained me laugh muscles and whenever me write me laugh so me had to wait. Foodchik are a trip. And Puppy was messing wif her head. See foodchik finked Puppy was sick so her put her in the little bathroom with a sleeping blanket, food, toys and a box o' sand. Then when we figure out her not sick her just ornery foodchik let her come out a little bit every day but then Puppy make a break for it and her hided out in the pest room. Then the other morning her rowed and rowed and it was still the dark time but food chik went looking for her and her were hiding behind the couch so foodchik wrastled wif the couch and chased puppy around and around for a while and puppy were leaping and jumping and laughing and me and Stripe were laughing too. Food chik finally figured out if her no could catch Puppy, Puppy prolly not too sick. So that were 4 days ago and now Puppy finally comed downstairs to hang out with us and the chik. And the chik very happy. Even though her wet all the rug down here last night. Me hate when her clean the carpets. Her a cow and her moo!

Question for Sharkbutt

Dear Sharkbutt,
Hi, how you? How are your teeth? Can cats eat people food? Is there any people food that is bad for them?

Thanks,
Cruella

Deer Cruella, Hi, me good, fanks for asking. Cats can eat some people food, we no like a lot of it. If you going to try and serve some lemon butter sauce we gonna run, citrus not a big hit with cats. People tunee fitch while relicious is bad for cats. Too much of something that can really mess us up. Me and the big cats like blueberry muffins, yogurt, milk (real, not soy and we don't get any but soy here) and fitch. The big cats also like peanut butter sometimes, but me don't.

Hope that help,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Question

Hi Sharkbutt,
How you? Me good. How your teef? Me have a question - what it mean when you food dude wear him underpants on him head?
You the best,
your friend,
Phang

Hi Phang,
How you doing? Me glad you good. me good and me teef are great.
When your food dude wear him underwear on him head, sometimes it could be cuz him dusting and him no want spideys in him head. Me no can blame him. food chik hate spideys in her head. Also, sometimes them wear them underwear on them head when them paint the ceiling so no paint in them head. Foodchik say me no can tell you about when her wear them recept for the spideys part but me will say it involves dancing, ha!

your friend sharkbutt

Hi, Happy New Year, Me Back

Hi, how you? me good. Fings were busy around here for the hollerdays, and the foodchik were a little munder the weather. And her a cow and her moo!

We got nice presinks from food chik and ant grandma and ant grandpa. Lots o' toyz wif nip to play with, ha! That really why me no write on me blog lately, when me playing wif nip me just no feel like we've got anyfing to say. And me no care.