Me Are Going to be 5

And it scary for me, foodchik promisked me that her would not get any new cats until me is 5 and now me going to be 5 years old and me refraid that her will get another cat in here to compete wif me and the big cats and her large pengwing largeness for fitch.

Her will no that me are rupset and then her will say sharkbutt, you look recerned, what the matter? And me will tell her and her might tell me sharkbutt, it all right, me not getting renother catlet and her might tell me, sharkbutt haha, me getting two renother catlets.

Me will tell you what her say. Even though her moo!

Hmm, me fink him on to somping

You are not a pengwing cos you don't like it cold like a meat locker, like your foodchick does!

Maybe SHE a pengwing? With her ice bags n such?

Fren Bosco, you are brilliank. Her could be a pengwing, but her no have feathers. Maybe her like chi-wow-wows are for dogs - not haired up. Hmmm, me will definitely have to check into this. Her could definitely be somekind of oddness like dat.

It Back

it had went away on recation, now it back and it moo. It smelp like it been around a lot of kids. Hahahaha.

Me Are Not

A pengwing, big cats say me are! Me a cat!

Sometime her Ok

When we was going to bed last night and her was all wif the fan and the ice and the cold and the mooey, her said, Sharkbutt you look distrubbed, what are the matter? And me said foodchik, you making this like a penguing refuge and me refraid them will move here and them will hog all of the fitch. Her said Sharkbutt me understand you are reserned but me not making a penguing refuge, me making a cat and foodchik refuge no penguings. Me said that good foodchik me relieveded. But how do we get some fitch? And her said Sharkbutt, big Stripey cannot have fitch recept every onst in a while as a treat so me no get it for any of ust even me. You know that me been eating the other white meet lately. and it true her no have fitch since the last time we had fitch for big Puppies birfday date. Then her reminded me, Sharkbutt your birfday is next and we will have fitch in a couple of weeks and maybe we could even scare up a skrimp or some crabbies.

Me do love my moooooey chik.

Oh Good We Back to Ice Packs

Me have told you about the ice befores, but me swear now it like her trying to make her own air crunditioning. Her have this fan that blow right on her large selfs when her resleep and now her mooing self have it on and ice packs on and her trying to make like where penguins live so that me can have what? more competitions for the fitch that we never have in this house. Yes me are cranky and me teef itch.

Fanks

Thanks for clearing that up, lil Sharkbutt! :-)

Hi ShayBoscosFoodchik,
Me live for clarity. Ok, me lie, me live for fitch.

Foodchik suggested that me give some random free floating advice, so me will.

Donut pee on the relectric fence.

You also donut want to smoke in bed.

And please, tip your hardworking waiters and waitresses, me hear until Truesday, try the veal. (me want to say try the fitch but them are pushing the veals)