Ru'roh

Foodchik went to the torturers tonight like her do every Wednesday night. But her left the burner on under the stove, me fink we have to make rules about this.

Happy Spring and Happy Easter

Me can tell it's getting Spring out because them are much more snaks (tweets, squirrels and bunnies) springing outside. Sometimes me wish foodchik would let us go outside to play with the snaks, I means tweets, squirrels and bunnies. But her no trust us. Every once in a while her have a brain fart and leave the door opened wif the screen opened by mistake and me go out to frolic and romp. But then usually her notice and holler cats real loud and me and the big cats know we gotta haul tail back into the houst.

Foodchik was trying to resplain Easter to me, but me not sure me get it. I can see being a nice fooddude but Him really went above and beyond you know? Like a bodhisattva kind of soul.

Rexercise Again

Foodchik was rexercising on the ball today, her have special ones that cannot pop. This is a good thing since me slipped and put me claws in it to hang on. Or maybe it was in her. Funny. But her no think so.

Her made me sit on her feets so her could do crunchy fings. That not so fun, her move her feets too much.

Where Fitch Live and Stuff

You might not know this about me but me love fitch. Me love to talk about them wif foodchik. Why fitch so tasty and why them make my mouth smile just thinking about them. And this morning me said foodchik, there are so many things me don't know about fitch. What can you tell me? And foodchik said Sharkbutt here is a picture of where fitch live.


If me had liked water me would think it is a beautiful place to live. But we are not so wild about the waves and carrying on. Them scares me. And so do these big tweet dudes. Foodchik says them catch fitch and eat them. Her also said that once her were walking by the beach and one of them dropped a clammy shell on her head. Me fink that might hurt. Her said it would hurt worse if the clammy was still in the shell and the tweet came to get it back.


Hmmm, since it's St. Patricks day maybe foodchik will make me some corned fitch and cabbages.

Things Me Fink

It seem that people get in a big uproar about sex, who doing what with who and who paying what for it. And me fink if you make promises to somebody you need to keep them. But me also fink, if people worry more about being good foodchiks and fooddudes and practice them yoga so them can reach everywhere them might want to reach to lick and scratch and so forth then nobody need to be paying anybody to lick them and stuff. Also, me fink that them need to fink would me like this if someone did it to me? And if answer is no, then don't do it.

Me was telling foodchik this and her regreed, her said sharkbutt me fink it will take some evolutioning for people to be able to reach to lick everything, we just not got portionally long enough necks for that sort of thing. Me said foodchik you funny. Now people gonna be in a uproar about evolutioning. Foodchik say, people were in a uproar about gravity once too and that's a law. Me said like the toast will land jelly side down law. Her said yep somping like that.

Hmm

Me notice foodchik not mention over in her blog that her only sleeping wif one cat these days. hahahahah. that cat would be me. Puppy no come upstairs too much anymore and Stripey. Him just banned me fink. hahahahah. Me laugh. Him a cow and him moo.

CHICKEN

Me going to tell you a secret about foodchik, her are obsessed wif chicken and (flamingos but that a whole nother story) anyway, mutch of what her cook here is chicken, sometimes oatmeal, but muchly alot chicken. Her will mostly smoky it, but sometimes her just cook it. Her no usually share, but her gived me some tonight. YUM! Her made good chicken stuff. Her should do more of it. Ha!