Pigeons

Food chik seems to like books about pigeons which is weerd because I thought all her ever read about was sports and crime and smut.  So this pigeon wants to drive a bus, and have a hot dog party, and gets him feathers bent when a duckling gets a cookie, even though the duckling give the cookie to the pigeon.  I would be respicious if I were him because if Puppy the evil gave me a cookie it's probably because she horked on it.