Not Remused

So me always ask everyone how you teef? Because if you teef happy every fing is just more betterester, right? Right! Well, me was buzzing around living large, though not as large as big Stripey, when Medicine Chik snatched me and the big cats and put us in cages and took us to what foodchik said was Camp AntDoctorKelly. It was full of strangies, and smelps that were weird and doggy. And I got teef pulled out of my hed and so did Puppy the evil. Did me mention me are not remused? Me are completely not remused. We just got home today and foodchik can bite a fart, me not coming out until me good and ready, food chik is a cow and her moo.