yay!

No eat furrynesses? You don't eet mice? Or do you make giffs of them to foodchick and leave dem in her bed or her shoos?

Hi fren Bosco,
I donut eet mice, me just play wif them and sometimes them ded while we playing. and me put them in foodchik shoes. If fitch had fur me would still eet them because them make me mouf smile with happinesses.

your fren,
sharkbutt

Prunes!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Me teef great, fanks.

Proons sound weird. Sort of like an anti-pizza. Sometimes foodchick eat antipasto, but not anti-pizza. She say prunes look like, well, like something I dun got anymore.

Bye for now,

yor pal Bosco!

Hi Fren Bosco,
me glad you teef great. proons very weird. them look like brains maybe of fitch but are sweet like candy. Oh yeah and they look maybeish them things we no got anymore, but ours were furry and if proons furry you no should eet them.

have a happy day,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Yay friend Bosco

My foodchick gaved out nuffink. She keeped it all for me!

How u teef???

fren bosco!
if her give out prunes let her give them away, they like purple zombie kitten brains and make you fart.

my teef great, how you teef?
have a happy mooey day,
your friend,
sharkbutt

Her so evil

today is tricky or treat. And people ring the bell and her say cats, hide, might be the caterer. Me donut no what that mean. Her gived kids prunes until her ran out, then her gave someone my tunee fitch. Her are evil and a wretch.

Her Must Think

me stoopid or sumping. Me said foodchik, why we not ever get any fitch in this houst to eat? Her said sharkbutt, I donut (me keep trying to splain her about pronouns but her just use the amature nouns) get you cats fitch because when big stripey has too much of it him make rocks in him bladder and then him cannot pee. Come on do me look stupid? That's the biggest bunch of nonsense me ever hear. How him make rocks? If him could make rocks him would throw them in the water and make the fitch jump out.

Yay!

Fren Sharkbutt! Hooray! Me teef the goodness and me foodchick's teef also good enuf for govt werk, that wut she says a lot.

Her sucky thing sucked up my raccoon toy and her were pulling it out of the end, I think she kilt it. It lying in the hallway not looking so goodness.

Me happy to heer from you!!!

fren Bosco!

Hi Bosco,
Me happiness you teef good and you food chik teef good too. foodchik say close enuf for govinment work a lot too. me donut no why. except that her odd.

sometime when the giant sucker thing suck up you toys them can get better if you put them in the water dish for a while. that what me do. then me put it in one of her big shoes to dryness.

Donut cry fren Bosco

fren Sharkbutt, why you not tawking to me no more?

*dog tears*

yor fren Bosco


Fren Bosco, her were fixing the reputer, because you know her mooey odd self braked it. me fink her zapped the plugger in thing with the giant sucker fing that me hate because it makes noises all the time and eats my toys.

So me had a chat wif her about fings. Me said foodchik, me need to talk. Her said, sharkbutt what you want to talk about. Me said foodchik the giant sucker thing eats my toys and me refraid it will eat my tail if me not careful. And foodchik why you go where fitch live and no bring us any? Her said sharkbutt me would never let the giant sucker fing get your tails and me will work on it not eating any more of your toys. Me donut get you fitch from where them live because only the shellfish live there and move slow enuf for me to catch and me rellergic to thems.

SO fren bosco, me sorry to not talk t you for a while. donut cry. How you teef? How you foodchik? how her teef? what new? you tiger baseball dudes winning anyfing. our yankee dudes not so good this week. foodchik say WTF a lot. me think one of them words are robscenes. her use a lot of gutter invective according to aunt grandma.

have a happy day your fren, sharkbutt

Soooo

her went to wear fitch live and do her bring back any fitch? No, her bring me a picture of a sea pigeon. What me gonna do with that? Me sneezed on it.

Yay Friend Bosco!!!

Her got to stop wif the salty languidge cos the the fitch think they going to get made into sardines. She got to just sit on da beech wif mouf open and let the fitch jump in. Then she just got to shut up til she get home and gib them to you!


I donut no that her can shut up. Her either talking, mooing or snorping. Someday her will bring me fitch, me believe it.

Ept? Inept

I'm thinking her are inept. Her been to where fitch live, because her come home with sandy feet, and her smell of salt and water which is where the big fitch live. Tuna (my favorite), sharks (like what I'm named after) and dolphins (which is what her took pictures of). I was sitting on her head and licking her head to make her tell me things. And I asked her - foodchik why you can take pictures of the fitch but not catch any? Her said - sharkbutt, me not very good at catching stuff. especially slippery stuff like fitch.

Icy cold mooey foodchik

Her cannot take too much heat, me get that. But it should not have to be freezy cold with all the fans on all the time. Her have one that blew so hard it made me fall off the bed while me were dreaming of fitch. Me were not remused.

Kestion!!!!

Um...can u cook fitch inside a kettle bell, if you put it on the stove??


No, fitch well not fit, it full of heavy metal like her head.

It not enough with the ice and the mooey

Have we discussed the kettlebells? Her have 6 of them, only one of them weighs less than me. Any way her bought a new one, it 40 lbs and her spraint her wrist wif it, because her simple like a rock. But her spraint her petting wrist wif it. We not remused.

YAY A KESTION FROM FRIEND BOSCO!!!

ooo, dis sound worseness than the ice in bed.

Sharkbutt, me haff kestion. Me want know why my foodchick rather largeness compared to me, but me always win tugga war? Is foodchik armz made of spaghetti noodles or wut?

Hi friend, Bosco,
It much worseness than ice in the bed. her have enough ice to cover her whole mooey self from her feets hup to her chins, front and back. it skeery. Fangs for asking me a kestion, me love them. HEre what me fink, you have center of gravity, foodchiks have center of gravity - you very smartness, you walk on four feet, them not so much wif the smart, so them walk on two feet. your center of gravity are prolly about 2 feets below them, so you will have stronger pullingness. that why. have a happy day, your friend sharkbutt

It's no wonder her has lost her mind

we listen to the baseballs on the radio but her watch aikido videos. It two completely different things. It makes me confused and me are mutch smarter than her. So look them up on you tube. Aikido techniques. And put baseballs on your tv and feel the crazy in your head. then you know what i'm dealing with with the foodchik and her crazyness.

Wif the ICe and the Mooey

Her managed to mess up the reputer, or the router, or the modem. Me donut no, her make me resane. THe big cats make me resane. Me loves baseball. Me loves foodchik, her are silly and all of the time with the ice packs.

Kestion from Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt! It's me, fren Bosco! me teef the goodness, fanks for axing.

Me got kestion! Me see wen foodchick watching the terriblevision, that there are people called the Teapardy who say they are a badroots movemint. They interveew two hoomin ladies and me unnerstand why they call dem badroots, but me donut noe wut those hoomins are trying to do. If me make dat much noize over nuffing, foodchik make me stop and say no more being in the window, Bosco! But the Teepardy hoomins do it and no one swat they butts wif a newspaper and me want to noe why.

Hi Bosco,
Fangs for asking me a kestion. ME love kestions. Me donut no what these teapardy peeple are about but me fink them are nutmentations, and them run with that Sara Pale End. If foodchik make that much noises me would have to like her head until her not quike so loudness any more.

Her maked pizza today. me couldn't beleeb it. her said her maked it from stratch but me didn't catch her stratching herself. so me donut no what that about. her odd and her moo.

It good to have frens.

Fren Sharkbutt!!!!!! You are the backness! YAYYYYYYYYY


Hi Fren Bosco, how you? how you teef? me and me teef all frozen with the icey. her sleeping wif ice. Her like a moo-sicle. Me still funny.

Hope you good and you teef good,
you got any questions?
have a happy day,

your friend,
sharkbutt

ME BACK

Her a cow and her moo. And her hell on the router. And her forget codey things. But me back and it springy here and the snacks are springing around on the grasses outside.

How you? How you teef?

Guest Post

Hello, How are you? How are your teeth? (hang on while I discuss with Mr. Shark J Butt that if I'm writing this I'm spelling it my way)

Ok, that's done, Shark Butt wants me to apologize for his prolonged absence, it's Springy here and he's been fascinated by the birds, squirrels and other varmints - snacks in his parlance that he's viewing out the window. Also, some dumb ass (that'd be me) messed up the wireless connection and he's been unable to access the world.

He will be back up to speed soon and is grateful for your concern.

And when me fink fings couldn't be

more rinteresting. Her catched the oven on fire, then her with the coughing all the time with the coughing. So her went back to the doctor and her got somefing that maked her stupider then usual. Me glad them medicines are temporary until her get better becauuse if her were permanently stupid me would have to be in charge and me don't have the visa card.

Fren Bosco! Yay!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! How you teef? me teef the goodness, fank you.

Me foodchick want to ask if there was any firechicks. She seem to fink dis a big intershtink thing. I hope she dun start no fire just to attrack firechicks.


Hi Fren, how you? Me teef most rexcellenk. fangs.

There were no firechiks just firedudes. And them were young enough to be her kids. her so simple. like cheese.

Should Not Be Surprised

Foodchik not so good with the cooking. The other day her was making some lunch in the oven and fings got smokey, very smokey and the relarms went off. And when the relarms go off somebody (not me) poo'd on the rug. Then the police come, and some firedudes, then some firedudes wif the truck. The fire was out but them opened lots of windows to let the smoke out and the cold in. Her are a hot mess of mooey. Everybody ok, but her a simple one.

Hi Fren Bosco!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt, how you teef? me teef the goodness fanks.

Maybe year of the tiger mean my foodchik's baseball men do the goodness this time.

Foodchick say dat fat baby named Cupid. She say if she get her hands on him, she ring his dumbazz liddle neck. Me not noe why she not liking Cupid cos most times she like fat babies.

We had PIZZA! today!!!!!!

Yor fren,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco,
Me glad you teef goodness and me glad you got to have the pizza. Fat baby name cupid that a crazy name. Him sound like a evil fat baby. Me him eat faces or somefing.

Foodchik is coughing and mooey.

Have a happy day, your fren, Sharkbutt

Tomorrow

the pitcher and catcher dudes report to work for the baseballs in Florida where it not freezy cold like her keep it in this house all the time with the freezy cold her is. Foodchik loves the baseballs and we watch it all the time and her snorp and moo. So it will be baseballs soonly. and then it will be springy and then it might get warm in here sometimes.

Tashi Delek

and Happy New Year, it is Tibetan New Year - the year is 2137 which me fink is older than foodchik but probably not by mutch. And it the year of the Iron Tiger, which sounds good to me since iron is strong and tigers is cats.

Oh it, valentine's day too. Me hear there was a big massacre in Chicago, but me not sure what that fat red baby wif the bow and arrow have to do wif anyting, maybe he can catch a snack.

Bless her evil little heart

Her made us fitch snax from scratch. Her is the best foodchik ever. The fitch snax make my mouf moo with happiness.

Me Love a Kwestion from Fren Bosco!!

Sharkbutt, why them wear laundry on they naked pink selfs? Maybe if they stopped, they would grow the furriness like normal?

yor pal,

Bosco

Deer Bosco,
this a most rexellent kwestion, but me donut no why them wear laundry on them nekkid selfs so me ast foodchik. Me was licking her head which make it rimpossible for her to lie. And her say, sharkbutt, me not water repellent and me get cold and me tried to grow the fur but me pathetic. (me don't know what that mean rezactly but me fink it mean her repel everyfing but water and cold.) So that what me fink.

your fren,
sharkbutt

Good Lord Glory

Yes, me no me being raised Buddhist but what else me say. It snowing again. It a blizzard warning again. Foodchik go out and then her come back in looking like the rebominable snowchik. It weird. And there no grass for her mooey self to eat. Me refraid her will eet my food cuz usually her have bags of grasses in the frerigerator for her to eet (and moo and usually fart some too) So her sitting here looking all kinds of mooey and melting. And her talking about laundry because her are robsessed wif laundry. me fink it because her Irish and them people like the laundry and the grass and the mooey.

Him Got My Butt

Hi fren Sharkbutt. Itsh me, Bosco! How you teefs? Me teefs the goodness. Me reeding deez posts. Me fink if you want, me help you kick some sherious butt. Me can shmelp stuff a mile away, but me no help nobody what call you anyfing. me bite dem. Jest say the werd. Me got you butt. Hoomins say "back", but dat wrong. Me got you butt.

yor fren,

Bosco!


Hi frend Bosco, fang you so mutch. Me no you got my butt, me fink these two cats are just feeling meanish because foodchik like me da best. hahahaha.

your fren,
Sharkbutt

Fool

Sharkbutt,
we fink we missing the foodchik that why we wanna know what her smelp like so we can find her. what her smelp like?
Puppy D

Puppy D,
you mean like a snake. donut call me fool, you the one cant remember what foodchik smelp like and you can't spelp neither. me teld you her smelp like tiger balm and broccoli and maybe some mulch. ass tooth old fool. you and big stripey couldn't find your buttocks without road maps. stupick and evil old fool.
bite a fart,
sharkbutt

Me Love Kwestions

Deer Sharkbutt,
Me trying to find me foodchik. What yours smelp like?
Your fren,
Puppy D

Puppy D,
we mortal enemies, why you writing me? and you no foodchik longer then me? you forget what her smelp like? you mooey too. to me foodchik smelp like tiger balm and broccoli and moo.
have a happy day,
your arch enemy,
sharkbutt

Hello

Lil cutie Sharkbutt, this is a grape, I mean great, post. It had me laughing out loud. I am glad that you and Bosco have become such good buds.

xox

SBFC

Hi Shay Boscos foodchik, how you? how you teef? Me glad it have you lauging out loud, me like to make laughing. Bosco a good friend and nos a lot of stuff.
Have a happy day, yor fren
sharkbutt

Fren Bosco Very Smart

Me say already about wut karma is in last post, but she maybe think if you leave the karma out it go bad, but that not the truthness. Mouses are just toyz for cats. Like tree rats are toyz for dogz. You catch dem, wut else you do wif one? Frame dem? Try gibbing your foodchick her own ded mouse, then maybe she runderstand.

Hi fren,
you no, we gived her the mousy. Her culd have played wif it. Her culd have dyed it blue. But me culd tell her felt bad. Her soft like a grape. And her no got the sense God gave a grape either. And her moo. Me wonder if grapes can moo. Hmm, any way, we got lots and lots of snow on the outside and her keep it cold like outside in here, what her fink we homesick for outside? her the only one ever want to go outside. Probally to moo around in the grass. hahahaha. me funny, her moo around in the grasses.

have a happy day,
your fren,
sharkbutt

Oh man, her talk so much

Sometimes me fink her talk just to hear her mouf go. FIrst her say we should be good to mousies, we play wif them, sometimes them die. Nobody fault nobody being mean. Maybe just clumsy, you no. So her was going on and on about how we gonna have bad karmas and stuff. We cats, her go to work, we stay here and sleep. Really, how bad our karma get?

Yay!!!! Questions!!!

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Ish me again. How you teef? me teef the goodness, fanks.

Me has question. What are reposable fumbs? Me got dew claws, are that the same fing?

Dear fren Bosco,
How you? Me teef good, fanks. Reposable fumbs are rinteresting fings. Them are good for opening the food cans and catching fitch. Dew claws not the same fing, reposable fumbs have more rangy of motion than dew claws. And them can be grippier then dew claws is. Sorry me answer not better.

Me have a kwestion for you. What karma is? Foodchik was talking at us about karma and mousies. Me sure her going to do it again.

Yay Bosco!

Hi, fren Sharkbutt! Fank you for askering my question! Me fink my foodchick turning into a sloff. She gots time off and she practicing lazies. She got all her toez but me still fink she turnink into free-toed sloff. Wat is the bestest way to get a sloff to order PIZZA! ?

Hi fren Bosco, fank you for asking me kestions, me love kestions. Me not sure what a sloff is but it sound kinda mooey. Me fink you might want to say foodchik (me donut fink her will no what you talking about if you call her sloff and her might get rupset if her fink you being mean) foodchik, me heers you can odor pizza on the reputer, what say we try dat. Then if you can rememorize how her do that, then you could maybe lern how to odor youself pizza.

good luck,
have a happy day,
your friend sharkbutt

Fren Bosco! Yay!!!

oOo. Hi fren Sharkbutt, itsh me, Bosco! How you teef? Me teef the goodness. Me finkin' seals bark and seals catch lots of fitch! if you foodchick turns part seal she maybe cood catch fitch for you! Does you fink she becoming seal?

Hi fren Bosco,
Me teef good, me glad you teef good. Happy new year. me been watching, her has not turned into a barky seal yet. her still mooey and simple like a mooey cow.

Happy New Year

What new wif you? Foodchik got these new things called kettlebells, them are large but them are not mooey, and them have handles. ME will make the foodchik photygrap them soonly. Her is coughing and mooey. Good fings about her being coughing and mooey is that we go to bed early but the bad fing is me get sleeping on her large mooing self and then her barky coughs like a dog. It's distrubbing. And loud.