Her Must Think

me stoopid or sumping. Me said foodchik, why we not ever get any fitch in this houst to eat? Her said sharkbutt, I donut (me keep trying to splain her about pronouns but her just use the amature nouns) get you cats fitch because when big stripey has too much of it him make rocks in him bladder and then him cannot pee. Come on do me look stupid? That's the biggest bunch of nonsense me ever hear. How him make rocks? If him could make rocks him would throw them in the water and make the fitch jump out.