Gratitude

Foodchik made me spell it like that. Her also making me write eleventeen fings me grateful for for Fangsgiving.

1)Foodchik
2)coffee for foodchik. her not really work right wifout it.
3)Fitch. It makes my mouf smile wif happiness.
4)Big Puppy - even though her mean like a snake, her give good advice and her understand foodchik in ways I donut.
5) Heat - me grateful for it even though we donut get it much.
6) Toys - we have a lot of them. Foodchik good that way.
7) Big Stripey - him fun to play wif when him not having a mood.
8) No ice in the bed. It don't happen that much when it does, me very grateful.
9) Foodchik sweatpants - them like a batcave for cats.
10) Nip
11) Food. Me like it.

What you grateful for?

Me Got a Qwestion for Friend Bosco

Fireblossom said...
Aw, how cute. :-)

^^dat wuz me foodchick tawking, she fink cute but me fink teef, like you! How you teef, fren Sharkbutt? me teef good!

Yor pal,

Bosco!

Hi Bosco, why them think everything so cute? we talking fangs/teef. we are refrocious when we need to be. what cute about that? somebuddy called me foodchik cute the other day. her said cute my ass. me say that too. her ass like a monster. not so much wif the cute. me teef grate fanks. me glad your teef grate too.

have a happy day, your fren sharkbutt

Hollerdays!

So we have a hollerday coming up soonly. This hollerday is about teef, it's Fangsgiving. Foodchik says it about being thanksful for shtuff and peeple. Me fink it about teef. So me feeling thanksful for teef, foodchik, frens that ask me questions (hi bosco!) Fitch, not that me ever see any. Big Puppy cuz her warm sometimes, and Big stripey cuz him play wif me.

Question from fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How you teef? Me teef good!

Me foodchick cannut have melk, cos then she do the bean thing you talk about. But she drink it ennyway, and me got to deal wiv consekwenses. It donut seem fair. Me wondering, is der some connekshun between mooeyness and melk and farts?

Hi fren Bosco, Me teef good, Me glad you're teef good.
Me foodchik not reposed to have melk neither, her eat the kind that them make from beanages. It very sooprising for me to drink and by sooprising me donut mean good. Me was reading about about cows and methane gas and them make farts and them make melk. so yes, them is some connekshuns me just donut no what.

So Now What?

Her is becoming a vegetable-arian again with her large mooey self. Oh wait, what kind of noise beans make - it not moo. It probably fart.

Her Really Have Got to Be Kidding

Her took her large mooey self where fitch live this week. Them had what is called a nor'easter which makes it colder and mooier here. But fitchier there, so her didn't bring us back any fitch again. Her said her might could have drownd.

IT WAS!

oOo! Fren Sharkbutt got heeded up! Ish a mirakle!

yor fren

Bosco!

Fren Bosco,
it wash a mirakle. me couldnut beleeb it. it was so warm and nice.
Me so happiness.

Sharkbutt

YukiLeeLee FANGS!!!!

Hi fren yukileelee, fangs to you for sending your foodchik to visick. Somehow her got foodchik to turn on the heat. Like really heatty heat. It was magic!! Me are still remazed even though foodchik said her turnt it off cuz her going to cook or sumping. Me want too say 'foodchik, please, it would take about 400 more degrees for hours to get your giant mooey self cooked.'

So fang you so mutch for sending her and please send her back soonly.
your fren,
Sharkbutt

Her Make A Good Point

Lil cutie Sharkbutt, what kind of way is that to talk about the gal who takes care of you and sings to you and feeds you? It's just not right, do you think? (And yet, I'm so laffin, lol)

Hi Shay Bosco's Foodchik,
How you? How you teef? Me just call it like me see it about foodchik. Her mooey, her remit it. Her from hell, her remit that oo.

Have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt

Hi Fren Bosco

Hi fren Sharkbutt! Itsh me, Bosco! How you teef?

Dis sound like some sort of mooful pagan ritual. is der flyink monkeys or that? me hopes you gets some heet. maybe the pagan stuff will start somefing expendable on fire.

yor pal,

Bosco!

Hi fren Bosco, me love questions. Me teef great fangs, how you teef?

Me donut no if it some sort of mooful pagan ritual, it mooey. Me donut no if them are flying monkeys or not, do you fink flying monkeys moo? The pagans might set sumping on fire, actually her mooey largeness might set sumping on fire because her not right in her head. and her do these hot flashy fings sometimes which make for some heat in the houst if you right up on her mooey self. but that donut last long.

Foodchik kinda from hell!
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Again Wif the Odd

and the moooey. You not going to believe this. It not bad enough that when her clean this place her dress to scare peeples. Me tell you what her wear - a sarong (me ast her how to spelp it) which is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig giant piece of fing that her wrap around her large mooey bottom half. Then her where this thing on top on her bumps so you not got everything covered up, no what i mean? then here have this fing her tie on her head, kinda like a sarong but not quite as big. The bells start ringing her open the door and try to give peeple prunes but this niist lady gived her a lightbulb fing, me tried to ast her to resplain to foodchik how civilized people turn on the heat in a houst. But me fink her was too scared to be around the foodchiks mooey large paleness and her left. So when the bell ringed again the peeple were much shorter and did not no what prunes was so them said fang you to foodchik and went away.

Me donut understand what this all about but me hope it happen again today and that light bulb lady come by so we can riscuss heat.