It chilly

and her have the window open, so we all fighting to sit on her lap to get some body heat. Brrrrrrrr. Her a cow and her moo.

Hmmm

Me might have mentioned that sometimes me lick foodchik head, and to tell the truth it's mostly so me can know if her leaking any brains. Becuz sometimes me wonder. Well, me fink me had a hairball and when me got it up there were blond hairs in it. Me no have blond fur, so me fink it hers. Ewwwwwww.

Question

Deer Sharkbutt, Hi, how are you? How are your teeth? I love my foodchik dearly but she doesn't seem to be the sharpest crayon in the box. How can I help her not get hurt from doing dumb stuff?
Thanks, your friend, Tank

Deer Tank, Hi, how you? Me good,fanks. Me teef good too. Me not too familiar wif crayons but me familiar wif dumb. Mostly what you can do is make sure her no play wif fire too mutch, and make sure her wear shoes and her glasses. That what me do. It no always work but we try. Sometimes what work for me is sitting down, licking her head and talking to her nice and calm (which is hard when them scare you bad) me say foodchik, you no should do fings wif fire if you no feel smart today. What you fink? and her will say, sharkbutt, you know you right but me didn't no me was not feeling smart until after me did somping dumb. (note from foodchik, he and I argue about the pronouns all the time, on his blog he uses his pronouns. note from sharkbutt, we rescussed this, let it go)

Hope this helps,
have a happy day,
Sharkbutt

Politics

As you might already know, cats don't get to vote. Me fink it wrong, but me don't drive either so that might be why. Oh and we don't pay taxes, which also might be why. Sometimes me read about these people that are running to be president and wonder why them want to do it. Is it the flying in their own plane deal, is it the nice house or is it the fitch? Me fink you should maybe vote for the one that looks like him or her would be nicest to cats. And watch them vice president too, the one we got now, him look like him eat cats.

Me Just Donut No

what get into her. Me was lying on the rack like me do. And her come out and snarfled my belly. Me didn't know what to do. It were rizarre. But it make me laff, me will see if me can do it to her. Hahahaha!

It back

and still a cow and still moo. Me are glad her back. We have a new mailbox, it have flamingos on it. Foodchik are robsessed wif flamingos. It could be risturbing.

NOT REMUSED

Foodchik are away and me are not remused. When her leave so do the heat, not that you can really call it that. As it not ever hot here, wif foodchik around. Her could have left meat out for us to eat and it would not go bad because her keep it so cold here. Her a cow and her moo!

Things

Foodchik made me change it from fings, me know her wrong. Me don't argue anymore. Her do make ok pictures though.

ICY

For reasons that rescape me sometimes foodchik puts ice on her back and front and sides and parts and stuff. And usually her have enough sense to say "Cats, me on ice." And then me will know not to hop on her icy spots because me hate icy spots. Well, her forget to mention it and me hopped on and then off. Her laughed. Her think her funny. Me know her not.

Someping broke

and her has lost her mind. Also, her brought the Z kid over here yesterday and Stripe hogged him. Stripe is such a people hog him oink.

Oh That Foodchik

So you might fink that foodchik is kind of smart aleck, and her do seem to be. See last week was April Fools day and me and the big cats do what we always do, put mouse toys in the toilet, it spew water all over the floor, foodchik yell, we laugh and hide. But not in that order. So foodchik found a picture of 5 catlets and sent it to her foodchik and fooddude and her sisters and brother in an email and said, "these guys were going to get the ax if they were not adopted tonight, so help me welcome them to the collection." So me heard foodchik talking to her sister M and M telled her that them mom foodchik was refraid it were true and foodchik were becoming a cat lady. And what would be wrong wif that? So finally foodchik mom call her, me usually call her ant granma when me see her, but her said Fool (that foodchik name) did you really name them five new cats, Elvis, Monkeybutt, Piggy Toes, Orangewhip and Pinky? And foodchik laugh and laugh and say no, me didn't really get them cats, April Fools. And then me laughed and foodchik laughed and ant granma laughed. And me made foodchik promise me that I can be the baby cat for a while still.