Saturday, July 9, 2011

Fren Bosco

Fireblossom said...
it sound the terribleness.

July 6, 2011 6:58:00 PM PDT

Fren Bosco, How you? How you teef? How you foodchik. It sound the terribleness Cuz it is. Her are risgusting wif what her try to cook. And her moo. I donut no how her can eet that, the big cats think it migh tbe the same stuff her put in our poo box. ICK!
Have a happy day,
your fren, Sharkbutt

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Oh good her making quinoa again

like it might scar her or something to make fitch instead of quinoa, or fitch instead of chicken or fitch instead of spanokopita and don't think anyone getting fancy her get all this mess from Trader Joe's and her pretend them donut sell the fitch. Her a big mooey liar.

Quinoa look like worm eggs or sumping. Her weird and her moo. Fool.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Oh Fresh Hell

Her is trying to be vegetable-arian again, here's how this will go. Her will be vegetable-arian for a day, maybe 2 then her will get tired of all the farting and her will finally get tired of blaming Big Stripey for all the farts. And me will sit on her head and whisper in her hears about cheeseburgers and by Thursday this nonsense will stop again. Now if we could only get her to be a fishatarian.

Happy 4th of July. Shoot your fireworks somewhere else.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Her are truly shameless

We have discussed how her always going to where fitch live and never bringing back any fitch. Her take a million bazillion pictures of where fitch live. Maybe me mention it a time or two. Down at this place, them sell her pictures of where fitch live.

Her want people to buy them - don't. Buy other stuff from there Idiosyncrazies

Or do buy them if you want to then maybe her will spring for some fitch.

Monday, June 27, 2011

food is odd

Sometimes, her have a bagel wif butter and that is very tasty to my mouth, but other times her have it wif almond butter and it's risgusting. Where can we get fitch butter?

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Fitch!

Yay, she made fitch for us, but she used hot sauced on it, which the big cats think is risgusting, but it just means more for me. I really donut think that buffalos taste like that.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

I had a thought

so I sat on foodchiks head and talked in her hears and I said foodchik, you no how you like to take pictures of where fitch live and she said yes. I said foodchik do you think other people maybe donut live as close to where fitch live as us and might like to see pictures of that? And her said Sharkbutt you are a genius. And I said foodchik you are right I am a genius but think how much more genius I would be if you gave me fitch for brain food.