Mewsic

Dear Sharkbutt, Hi, how you? How you teef? Do your foodchik listen to mewsic? What kind her like? Me food dude is listening to death metal all the time and me shopping for a new food chik or dude. Fanks, your friend, Mao

Deer Mao, Hi, me good, me teef great, fanks for asking. Food chik listen to music, kind of a lot. We not so much with the death metal here, sometimes it's the plinky, plinky massagy enya stuff (me hate it wif water noise in the background, always makes me need to pee) listen to a lot of reggae, me favorite. and all kind of stuff, me even like the rap that we listen to. Me don't fink me would like if her only listened to one kind of thing. And really, me not supposed to say it, but her dance around a lot. And if her can reach me or Stripey - Puppy won't have none of it, her will dance wif us too. That pretty fun it like rexercise.
Have a happy day,
Sharkbutt

Hi

Not too much rinteresting happend besides rexercise, as always food chik is so radiantly festive that her twitch. Her came in from the raining out last night (her not always show that much sense, but me digress) and shook like we do to get dry, it no work so good for her but me laugh because her tried to shake dry so hard. Her a funny chik.

Rexercise

Foodchik did a new rexercise wif me today. Her have these things that her have to balance her feets on and then her had me in her hands and me got lifted over her head then down and like that for a bunch of times. It was funny, but we both got dizzy. Her more than me but her start off dizzier me think.

Puppy the Evil

Her look like a regular ray of sunshine, don't her? Her take after food chik, a world class ray of sunshine.


Me was actually giggling when that picture was taken. Foodchik telld a joke about the fitch, the plant food and monkey bars. It still make me laff.

Arugula?

Foodchik were eating arugula, me don't know why. Her funny like that. Her nice though, and told me I could tasty it if I wanted to, so I did. Me no like it. But it is happy making for me when her let me try stuff. And her will tell me when stuff might be too spiciness for me or could make me sick. Her a good foodchik. Me was asking her about pasteurized milk, me was reading about it. Her said that her Aunt Bat take baths in milk and me asked if her took baths in pasteurized milk and foodchik said no, her fink her said she has it just up to her boobs.

Oh no, not this again

Foodchik takes pictures. Me don't no why, me just prefer her no wake me up to do it. And the big cats feel the same way. And you might fink because I'm rupside down and cute that I'm amused by this, that would be a mistake.


This picture of Stripey make me laff, him look possessed or something. We still working on a picture of Puppy. Her kind of a slippery character.

FOODCHIK OTHER JOB

Me don't recall if me mentioned that foodchik is a full time professional minion, her is also a massage therapi and a reiki master. Sometimes her massage our substitute foodchik and sometimes her massage her massagi friends and sometimes her massage us at our house. So today AM our substitute foodchik comed for a massage and some reiki. Me love when food chik massage people because her use relicious avocado and carrot grease for them. And her burn sage and rincense so the house smelp nice and it good for the energy in the place. Me like it. Her no seem so cow-y when it like that here.