More EP (Emily Post, we will get to Elvis Presley later)

Dear Sharkbutt,
Is it ok to sing Hello Dolly to the Dalai Lama?
Thanks, your friend,
Molleek.

Deer Molleek,
Hi, how you? Me good. How your food chik, mine good.
You can sing Hello Dolly to him holiness, it will prolly make him laff. Him have a great laff, but you better off asking him a question maybe or saying hello, instead of singing at him. Him no a lot of stuff about being happymentation.

Have a happy day,
Your friend,
Sharkbutt

Me Like a Regular Emily Post

Deer Sharkbutt,
Me have a question for you. What is regifting and should we do it?

Thanks, your friend,
Tank

Hi Tank,
How you? Me good.
Regifting is when you get a can of chicken for a gift and cuz you no like chicken you give it to someone else as a gift. No you should not do it, it not really nice. If you no like the chicken, you can just say to your friend, me no eat this, you can have it if you like it. I guess that kind of regifting but not really.
So me will give you foodchik answer about everything.
It depends.

Have a happy day,
Your friend,
Sharkbutt