Fren Kiln D Ragon asked a question

Hey Puppy! Does Simple cat's farts smell bad?

Hey Kiln,
How are you? How you teef? Puppy not using reputer today so me will answer. Cats eet fitch, fitch smelp kind of rough after you digest it. So pretty much all cats farts smell bad. Foodchik say them smelp like brimstone and mulch.
Have a happy day, your friend,
Sharkbutt

Fings foodchiks say

My foodchik is a li'l different so her say stuff like:

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus, what in hell do you cats eat?


Her knows what we eat, her buys it and feeds it at us.

Her will also ask silliness, like Shark, you gonna eat that?

Her also, sing at us.

What New Pussy Cat - is very popular.

Let Us Be Clear

Sharkbutt
oh you.
stepping on your head makes you fart?
tee hee

Evelyn

Fren Evelyn,
Me glad you asked. When me was a kitten, the big cats stepping on me might make me fart. Then like now if foodchiks or fooddudes step on me it make me dead. So donut do it.

Fangs, your friend,
Sharkbutt

Questions, I love questions

Lego dude says, " I like that one. It's funny. Why does Sharkbutt say that Puppy is evil as a snake? Why is your name Sharkbutt?"

Hi Fren Lego Dude,
How you? How you teeef? Puppy is evil as a snake because her step on me head to try to make me fart. And her growl a lot. My name is sharkbutt because me tail is black with a tiny bit of white at the end and foodchik fink it look like a sharkfin, which I know is not really the butt and you know is not really the butt. But foodchik forget.

Guest Post from Puppy the Evil

Me only doing this because foodchik make me. Here is Puppy.

I am not mean like a snake, I've just been a really bad mood since the Striped Load and the Little Simple Cat moved in here. Here's the thing when they were little cats and acted up, I could step on them heads and they would smarten up. Well, mostly, the Little Simple Cat would fart when you step on his head. Still does. I'm not mean, I just don't want them stomping me while I nap so maybe I snarl a little bit.

Also, I neither enjoy nor like hork, I merely hork. And if it happens to make the Foodchik or the Medicine Chik hop around like maniacs that's pretty happy.

Peace, out!
Puppy D Cat

Nicknames

I no foodchik have a real name, it is Shirla, and foodchik is her nick name. My nickname is Monkey, big Stripey's nickname is Roundini and Puppy's nickname is Snake cuz her mean like one.

You got a nickname? What is it?

Fings me didn't no

Where has bacon been all my life? I no foodchik was not sharing because she wants it all for her big mooey self. But bacon is almost as tasty in my mouf as fitch. Almost, but not quite.

What is tastiest in your mouf? And keep it clean I only 7.

So It Winter

again, and that mean her keep it cold enuf to hang meat in her, though because medicine chik is here and foodchik donut want her to freeze, her turn up the heet, a little. This means nobody can see they breath. You wouldn't call it warm. The good thing is that wif medicine chik here there are 4 hands to pet three cats so not so much with cat wars anymore. That just more betterester.

You know

me would rather walk on me lips than criticize any of the big cats, but when big Stripey sits around the couch he sits around the whole entire couch. If it weren't for the fur, me would not no his butt from foodchiks. Odd. Very odd.

Foodchik hates hork

Puppy the cat likes to hork stuff up for fun. Her very weerd that way. And kinda mooey.

Me Love Questions!

Those big cats!
such poops.
Thank you for answering my questions...
was the new password poop?

Hi fren Evelyn,
The new password wasn't poop, I think it was Latin.

From Fren Evelyn

Sharkbutt,

How you teefery?

I think houses are cat gates.

What do you and the other cats think about this Occupy stuffies?

Happery Hollerdaysery!

E

Hi Evelyn,
Hi, how you? How you teef? my teefness would be better if food chik not change all the passwords on the reputer from FART to somping else.

I asked the big cats about this Occupy stuff, them say little cat if you don't unoccupy my spot on the couch I will step on your head. Them mean like snakes because heat is against food chik religion. Her odd and her moo!

Me Love Questions!

Sharkbutt
How you teef?
so even if she burn you some fitch, you wont eat it?!?
E

Hi fren E,
My teef grate how your teef? It depends on what the burnt tasty like, sometimes it tasty like mulch which I like sometimes like logs which I donut like.

have a happy day your friend, sharkbutt

Yay!

Dear Sharkbutt,

I'm happy to see your words! how you teef?
Hey listen, if your Foodchik like sun, thats good. Otherwise maybe she be one of those new stylish vampires and I know those foodvamps suck blood. and I think cats have blood.
Linus, my kitty, says hi and his teef ok and Merry Hollerdays.

Evelyn

Hi Evelyn,
And Linus the kitty, how everybuddy's teef? Merry Hollerday though I know I'm late because foodchik a cow and her moo all over this reputer. Me fink foodvamps are goths gone horribly wrong or sumping.

Love the questions

Sharkbutt!
Is fish poo a cat delicacy?!?
My teef ok, but I messed up my shoulder wrestling a toddler in a fancy schmacy Boston restaurant. Her a cow and boy did she moo when I put her ass in time out.
LOVE
Friend Evelyn

Hi frend Evelyn,
How do you put her ass in time out? Does the rest of her get the time out too? Is toddler wrastling fun? Fish poo is fact of life more than delicacy, as foodchik put it fish shit in water. Her very much delicateness, sweetness and lights.

Have a happy day,
your fren,
Sharkbutt

MECIDINE CHIK!

Dear Shark,

I believe that if you stop stepping on the ouchy parts of Medicine Chik's thigh, she may be inclined to help with the cooking :)

Hi Medicine Chik,
how you? How you teef? How your werk magic to get foodchik to put some heat on some of the time. you a magic medicine chik. Can you make us fitch?
have a happy day,
your friend,
Sharkbutt