It odd

foodchik always go where fitch live, her never bring back any fitch, though her always smelp of fitch poo. Her very weird. Sometime her happy, sometime her not, all the time her mooey. But lately her so happy me refraid her have a refrigerator full of fitch that her eating when me asleep. Me going to have to sit on her head and talk in her hears to find out what is up.

Me love questions

Sharkbutt,
How you teef?
Today my daughter asked a very good cat question.
How do cats pick their noses?
I dont know what inspired this question. No one in this house certainly ever picks their nose.
Nope. Never.

Evelyn

Hi fren Evelyn,
How you? How you teef? My teef great fangs.
Your daughter is very smart and asks good questions.
Cats donut pick their noses mutch but when them do, they use they tongue because claws too sharp and teef donut reach.
Have a happy day, your fren,
Sharkbutt

PS: FAngs very mutch for asking me questions. I love questions.

Why?

Is foodchik so mooey?

I get this question a lot, so me asked the big cats, and me asked foodchik why her so mooey. Puppy says foodchik so mooey because before we had knownt her, her got hit in the head alot. Me fink her fell on her head because her like that. Stripey says it because her no have a tail and cannot lick her butt. Foodchik just says moo and oink.