I LOVE BIRTHDAYS!!!

It Aunt Grandma's birthday so foodchik got us some birthday shrimp today. It is deliciousness and makes my mouth smile and sing with happiness. Even though she makes me crazy with craziness, she is the best foodchik ever. She cooks tasty shrimp and cuts it up very nice to make a shrimp snack for me. Oh and the big cats who are cows and they moo.

These Cats

are working my very last nerve. Old cats like old foodchiks are moody and cranky and could do well with a little bite on the ear to straighten out their attitude. They are all cows and they moo. And it smells like cow shit in here.

Do you like where fitch live?

because my foodchik is obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with fish (that doesn't look right, fitch looks right). They can live wherever they live. It should be in my mouth.

But I digress, if you like pictures of where fitch live or the sun or the moon (I hope it's not her butt)

Foodchik takes pictures

Do you like where fitch live?

because my foodchik is obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with fish (that doesn't look right, fitch looks right). They can live wherever they live. It should be in my mouth.

But I digress, if you like pictures of where fitch live or the sun or the moon (I hope it's not her butt)

Foodchik takes pictures

Fren Bosco

Fireblossom said...
it sound the terribleness.

July 6, 2011 6:58:00 PM PDT

Fren Bosco, How you? How you teef? How you foodchik. It sound the terribleness Cuz it is. Her are risgusting wif what her try to cook. And her moo. I donut no how her can eet that, the big cats think it migh tbe the same stuff her put in our poo box. ICK!
Have a happy day,
your fren, Sharkbutt

Oh good her making quinoa again

like it might scar her or something to make fitch instead of quinoa, or fitch instead of chicken or fitch instead of spanokopita and don't think anyone getting fancy her get all this mess from Trader Joe's and her pretend them donut sell the fitch. Her a big mooey liar.

Quinoa look like worm eggs or sumping. Her weird and her moo. Fool.

Oh Fresh Hell

Her is trying to be vegetable-arian again, here's how this will go. Her will be vegetable-arian for a day, maybe 2 then her will get tired of all the farting and her will finally get tired of blaming Big Stripey for all the farts. And me will sit on her head and whisper in her hears about cheeseburgers and by Thursday this nonsense will stop again. Now if we could only get her to be a fishatarian.

Happy 4th of July. Shoot your fireworks somewhere else.